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    The five islands in Las Cinco Muertes are: Isla Matanceros, Isla Muerte, Isla Sorna, Isla Tacano, and Isla Pena. (From: 'JP Animal Control')
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    "REVENGE OF THE THUNDER TURD!"
    On 3/22/2011 at 7:18:01 AM, RezSez started the thread:
    No such message my ass.


    Msg #1: On 3/26/2011 at 4:16:20 AM, RezSez replied, saying:
    YOU'RE WELCOME.


    Msg #2: On 3/26/2011 at 4:26:02 AM, RezSez replied, saying:
    Rez is tired
    Tired of life
    Life is a box of chocolates
    Chocolates are brown
    Brown is shit
    Shit is fertilizer
    Fertilizer is sold at BJs
    BJs are fun
    Fun to get
    Get to bed
    Bed is covered in glass
    Glass you broke
    Broken picture frames
    Frames you hit
    Hit your head
    Head to bed



    Msg #3: On 3/30/2011 at 10:00:18 PM, fordprefect replied, saying:
    lol


    Msg #4: On 3/31/2011 at 12:18:21 AM, RezSez replied, saying:
    I have nightmares. Such terrible nightmares.

    Memories return to me now but I honestly can't remember if they were real or of the dreams. If it is from a dream, it is the only time I have ever recalled it months if not years later and not the very next day. If it is real, then why is it so hazy....

    The classroom, the one you went to so few times you didn't even remember where it was. The woman inside it. Her face.

    How many times did you search? How many days went by? How long ago? It is a blur that will never be recalled.

    The book, wrapped in leather and with the pages made of the finest.. you read over the words quickly, without notice. They stay with you still.

    Did you sleep well?
    she asks
    Only in my dreams.



    Msg #5: On 4/3/2011 at 11:35:53 AM, RezSez replied, saying:
    Man, Ford is on fire today.


    Msg #6: On 4/7/2011 at 2:02:00 PM, RezSez replied, saying:
    ON A GRAND ADVENTURE or SOLVING THE GREAT MYSTERY


    Msg #7: On 4/9/2011 at 5:41:43 PM, fordprefect replied, saying:
    idgi


    Msg #8: On 4/24/2011 at 10:25:30 AM, RezSez replied, saying:
    HOW BOUT EGGS?

    DON'T WORRY THERE'S A BUNNY.



    Msg #9: On 5/15/2011 at 9:43:06 AM, RezSez replied, saying:
    slowly

    fading

    to oblivion

    fast



    Msg #10: On 5/21/2011 at 3:29:10 AM, RezSez replied, saying:

    She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette
    She broke his heart, he spent his whole life tryin' to forget
    We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time
    But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind
    Until' the night

    He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger
    And finally drank away her memory
    Life is short but this time it was bigger
    Than the strength he had to get up off his knees
    We found him with his face down in the pillow
    With a note that said, "I'll love her till I die"
    And when we buried him beneath the willow
    The Angels sang a whiskey lullaby




    Msg #11: On 6/19/2011 at 7:03:15 PM, RezSez replied, saying:
    suicide plz


    Msg #12: On 7/18/2011 at 1:23:32 PM, RezSez replied, saying:
    Rez makes art.


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