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"REVENGE OF THE THUNDER TURD!"
On 3/22/2011 at 7:18:01 AM, RezSez started the thread:
No such message my ass.
Msg #1: On 3/26/2011 at 4:16:20 AM, RezSez replied, saying:
Msg #2: On 3/26/2011 at 4:26:02 AM, RezSez replied, saying:
Rez is tired
Tired of life
Life is a box of chocolates
Chocolates are brown
Brown is shit
Shit is fertilizer
Fertilizer is sold at BJs
BJs are fun
Fun to get
Get to bed
Bed is covered in glass
Glass you broke
Broken picture frames
Frames you hit
Hit your head
Head to bed
Msg #3: On 3/30/2011 at 10:00:18 PM, fordprefect replied, saying:
Msg #4: On 3/31/2011 at 12:18:21 AM, RezSez replied, saying:
I have nightmares. Such terrible nightmares.
Memories return to me now but I honestly can't remember if they were real or of the dreams. If it is from a dream, it is the only time I have ever recalled it months if not years later and not the very next day. If it is real, then why is it so hazy....
The classroom, the one you went to so few times you didn't even remember where it was. The woman inside it. Her face.
How many times did you search? How many days went by? How long ago? It is a blur that will never be recalled.
The book, wrapped in leather and with the pages made of the finest.. you read over the words quickly, without notice. They stay with you still.
Did you sleep well?
Only in my dreams.
Msg #5: On 4/3/2011 at 11:35:53 AM, RezSez replied, saying:
Man, Ford is on fire today.
Msg #6: On 4/7/2011 at 2:02:00 PM, RezSez replied, saying:
ON A GRAND ADVENTURE or SOLVING THE GREAT MYSTERY
Msg #7: On 4/9/2011 at 5:41:43 PM, fordprefect replied, saying:
Msg #8: On 4/24/2011 at 10:25:30 AM, RezSez replied, saying:
HOW BOUT EGGS?
DON'T WORRY THERE'S A BUNNY.
Msg #9: On 5/15/2011 at 9:43:06 AM, RezSez replied, saying:
Msg #10: On 5/21/2011 at 3:29:10 AM, RezSez replied, saying:
She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette
She broke his heart, he spent his whole life tryin' to forget
We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time
But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind
Until' the night
He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away her memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees
We found him with his face down in the pillow
With a note that said, "I'll love her till I die"
And when we buried him beneath the willow
The Angels sang a whiskey lullaby
Msg #11: On 6/19/2011 at 7:03:15 PM, RezSez replied, saying:
Msg #12: On 7/18/2011 at 1:23:32 PM, RezSez replied, saying:
Rez makes art.