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Nedry's Revenge
By gumbrey
Jurassic Park 4: Nerdy's Revenge
Dr. Alan Grand looked around him. He was in the office of that old man from the first Jurassic Park movie.
"Professer Grand, said the old man, "Come to our Jurassic Park reunion."
"What?" said Professer Grand.
"We are having a reunion on Jurassic Park for all the people who survived the attack of the dinosaurs. Are you coming?"
"Yes" said Dr. Grand., "Will Dr. Malcome be there?"
"Dr. Grand, you know Malcome is no a Dr. He is a kayos theoryist."
"I know, but everyone calls him a dr."
"Ha ha ha." said old man.
"Yes, ha ha ha. Where is the reunion? On Isla Sonar, or Isla Nuclear?"
"Neither, it is on Sight 3, Dinosaur Island."
"Dinosaur Island?!"
"Don't worry, it is only a name."
"Look," said the lawyer, "It is a dinosaur."
"I thought you said it was only a name!" said Dr. Grand.
"Yes, what I meant was that Dinosaur Island is actually a peninsola."
I have a theory" said Malcome who is not a Dr."
"Malcome, we all know your chrono theory." said Elly Satler.
"But I have totell you again! The chrono theory states that dinosaurs are going to attack us."
"Is this true?" I asked?
"Yes. It is something in their genetical makeup. It is a glitch that will make them attack the people that created them."
"I didn't create them!" said the lawyer.
"Lawyer, you are a coward." he said.
Suddenly a tyrannosaurus Rex came in and ate the Lawyer whole. But then a Spinosaurus walked in and he wanted to eat the lawyer too so he fought the t-rex
for him and then they were getting bloody and then the dinosaurs were being attacked by a velocerapter. It was a giant dinosaur royal rumble. A velocorapter
ate the t-rex whole so another t-rex came in.
"Introducing, weighing 100 pounds, T-rex" I said. Everyone laughed because this was very funny. Suddenly there was a rumbling sound and everyone looked
around wondering what it was.
"What was it?" asked the little boy.
"It is a dinosaurus rex" said the Lawyer.
"No, it sounds deadlier" said Dr. Grand.
Then a huge dinosaur burst into the compound. It was two times the size of a spinosaurus and it had big teeth. It had two spines running down it's back and it
could shoot spears from it's arms.
"Oh no" said the old man, "It is the most fearsome creature ever."
"What is it?" asked Elly.
"It is Tyrannosaurus Death!" said the old man.
Tyrannosaurus death ate the other dinosaurs and walked off, feeling full, because he had eaten all the other dinosaurs. And he also ate the old man and Dr.
Grand. Suddenly, Malcome fell into a hole. Suddenly, the whole was surrounded by veloceraptors.
"They set a trap" said the little boy, "They actually set a trap."
"We don't want to hurt you" said the veloceraptors.
"You can talk!" said Malcome.
"Yes, it is a glitch where if someone comes to Dinosaur Island, we can talk to them." said the veloceraptor whose name was Rap-Tor.
"But how are we supposed to help you?" said Elly, "Grand is dead and he is our leader."
"Dont worry," said Rap-Tor, "We can clone him, using this mosquito. It bit him just before he died, and then it was frozen in carbonite."
"Clone him" said Elly.
"Yes, clone him" said Malcome.
"Looks like the tribe has spoken" said Rap-Tor.
They cloned Grand and then they went to help Rap-Tor and his friends with their problem.
"We need help getting to the other side of the island, because my son is there" said Rap-Tor.
"Okay" said clone Grand "We will ride Helicoptersaurus.
Helicoptersaurus was a giant dinosaur who had four wings on his head, which rotated. Leonardo Davinchi based named the helicopter after him.
The heros got into the helicoptersaurus and took off.
"Take us to the other side of dinosaur island" said Grand
"Okay" said Heli, which was helicoptersaurus's nickname.
They flew to the other side of dinosaur island and met Rap-Tor Jr.
"Grand" said Rap-Tor Jr, "We are in trouble."
"What is it" said Grand.
"Every 1000 years, the tide goes out on dinosaur island, leaving a strip of land leading to the mainland. Dinosaurs could walk their if they wanted to."
"So?"
"So it's been almost a thousand years since this last happened. Don't you realize what will happen when the tide goes out tomorrow?"
"yes," said Grand, "Dinosaur Island is one mile off the coast of Houston, Texas."
"Oh no..." said Malcome.
"That's right." said Grand, "NASA."
"Tyraanosaurus Death is planning on infiltrating NASA," said Rap-Tor Jr, "He wants to obtain a spaceship."
"But why " said Grand.
"Think about it."
"My god!" He could infect the entire universe with dinosaur DNA!"
"Yes: said Dino-Saur Jr.
"Then we'll have to fight Tyrranosaurus Death." said Myles, "Let's get ready to dinosaur-rumble."
They went to T-Death's lair, but it wasn't home.
"oh no" said Rap-Tor Jr., "The tide has gone down, and T-Death is already in housten!"
"Only one way to get there in time," said Grand. Then he called for helicoptor saurus. They flew to Housten and then they flew all the way to housten. They
arrived at NASA and started looking for T-Death.
"Look at the way that scientist walks." said Grand, "Almost as if he were a..."
"Dinosaur?" asked Elly.
"Exactly." said Grand. They pulled the mask off the scientist and it was Tyrannosaurs Death. Suddenly a pack of Dylophosaurus attacked us. Grand rammed
his staff through a dinosaurs chest and the remaining dinosaurs scattered. Grand kept after the Alpha dinosaur and when he started closing in, the dinosaur
turned. It lunged, knocking the staff out of Grand's hand. Grand fell down, breaking his leg. He grabbed a rock and swiped at the Dinosaur. The rock ripped
down the Dinosaur'ss face, tearing out it's eye. The dinosaur fled, and Grand collapse, exhausted. They all looked around, and T-Death was taking off in a space
ship, but then Rap-Tor pulled out a rocket launcher and shot it at the spaceship, and it exploded, killing Tyrannosaurus Death.
"Grand, we need to ask you one more favour." said Rap-Ter Jr.
"Here we go again" said the old man.
"we want to go back to our own time" said Rap-Tor
"What?" asked Grand.
"We need to go back in time to the Jurrassic age, where we will be happy."
"Okay," said Grand, "We'll use time-travel-o-saurus."
"Dr. Alan Grand!"
"Haha, just kidding."
THE END
E-mail me if you want me to write more of this stories. gumbreyscarsdale@yahoo.ca
7/22/2002 7:31:31 PM
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