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    Armageddon:Dan's JP3 Page 3-HACKER ALERT - Chapter 2
    By Spinoboy11

    Chapter 2-Reunion Turns Into Tragedy

    Dan pulled into a parking lot with his convertible. He drove around to see where an empty parking was. Dan had already circled around once and hadn't found a parking space. The lot was packed. Dan started to get annoyed. He found an empty handicap space and started to drive towards it. Dan sighed in relief as a closed his eyes for a moment. When he opened his eyes, he scoffed as an old couple pulled into the handicap space with their 1979 Cadillac El Dorado.

    Dan:Get out of the way, asshole!!! God damn it!

    The elder man rolled down his window and flipped Dan the middle finger. Dan rolled down his own window and flipped both of his middle fingers at the elder man. The elder man frowned and got out of his car. He opened up the back door and pulled out a wheelchair. He then opened up his wife's door and helped her up. She then slowly sat down on the wheelchair. She was paralyzed from the waist-down. Dan looked and felt sorry for the elder woman.

    Dan:I can't believe I flipped my middle finger to the son-of-a-bitch.

    Dan found another empty parking space a block away. He quickly got out of his car and walked down the street.

    2 MINUTES LATER...

    Dan arrived into the community center. He fixed his tie as he started toward the board room. He wiped a small sweat from his forehead at the board room door. Dan took a deep breath and entered through the door. There sat most of the Dan's JP3 Page members, arguing over something. Dan tried to quiet the members. Many different arguments started to emerge.

    Jurassiclaw:Bullshit!

    Dante:...and what would you know?

    Dac:You can kiss my Aussie ass!

    Seth Rex:Shut the hell up, Dac! Your ass wouldn't be here if it wasn't for that faggot Spinoboy11!

    Spinoboy11:Who are you callin' a faggot, asshole?! I'll stick my size 14 up your ass!!!

    MegLives!:CALM DOWN, DAMN IT!!!

    ernie the velociraptor:EAT SHIT!!!

    Vader:SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ernie the velociraptor:SUCK MY DICK!!!

    Spinoboy11:What dick???

    Vader:Nothin' to suck but air!!!

    ernie the velociraptor:How the hell would you know? What are you, gay or something?

    Vader:No.....your momma told me last night!

    ernie the velociraptor:Why you motherfuc...

    Dan:OK, THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!!

    Dino_Dude:...and YOUUUUU...

    Dino_Dude was pointing his finger at Dan, who turned his head and raised his eyebrow at Dino_Dude. Dino_Dude gulped, wondering what was going to happen to him. Dan turned his attention away from the troubled member and focused on the reason why they were there. Dan clapped his hands together and paused for a second. He sighed and started to speak towards the members.

    Dan:Ok, since I know all of you have been liquored up and pissed off, but it's crunch time. The plan is to track down the hackers and take them out, but, plans have changed. Now, we're going to destroy Dan's JP3 Page ourselves.

    Most of the members started commenting and shouting towards Dan.

    Spinoboy11:What the f*** are you talkin' about?

    Dac:You better have an explanation for that sentence you just said, damn it!

    Vader:Dan's JP3 Page...gone??? OHHHH, HELL NO!!!

    CarnaRaptor:I don't believe this!!!

    Dan raised his hand up in the air and shouted for silence. Slowly, the members' voices started to fade. In a few seconds, the board room was silent.

    Dan:But, I've got good news for you, members. I've managed to create a duplicate of Dan's JP3 Page, with all of the news, message board posts, fan fictions, everything along with it. I created a second one in case of emergencies such as this one we're facing right now.

    Spinoboy11:Wait a minute! These are experienced hackers, D! You can't just destroy a website and expect they'll be gone for good! The stupid sons-of-bitches will be hungry for more and more until we're all dead!!! Is that what you really want, Dan?!

    Dac:Good point, Spinoboy11.

    Vito Hardy:Keep it down, boy!

    Dan:You zip it, Dac!!! Spinoboy11, I know you, Evilgrinch, Vader, Dino_Dude, and MegLives! are five of the most respected board members here now, but I'm not going to put up with your shit!!! Wait a minute...WHERE THE HELL IS EVILGRINCH???!!!!!

    Vito Hardy:Oh yeah, he's with his wife Charlotte. I guess she's having their baby.

    Dan:What a f***ing day...ok, this meeting is over!

    All of the members grabbed their belongings quickly and scrambled for the door. Dan laughed as he sat down. He folded his arms and put his head down on the desk. Suddenly, without warning, gunshots were fired just outside the community center. Women could be heard outside screaming in horror. Police sirens were heard immediately. Dan got up quickly and ran for the doors that lead outside the community center.

    Dan:OH, NO!

    Dan kicked open the door that took him outdoors. Dan ran 15 yards until he came upon three Dan's JP3 Page members shot dead on the pavement. Dan yanked on his hair when he saw ernie the velociraptor, RickArnold, and Lagosuchus lying motionless on the ground with a pool of blood spilled underneath their bodies. RickArnold's head had been blown open. ernie the velociraptor's had three handgun shot wounds on his chest. Lagosuchus was shot once in the right leg and twice in the back. Other members, such as Spinoboy11, Vader, Dino_Dude, Dac, Dante, Jurassiclaw, and Seth Rex gathered around their deceased friends.

    Vader:Rest in peace, guys.

    Dan looked at Spinoboy11, who glared at him and started to walk away. Dan knew Spinoboy11 was right all along about the hackers. He let out a tear and looked up in the sky, knowing exactly who was behind this crime.

    CHAPTER 3-Coming Soon!!!

    2/6/2003 11:41:46 PM
    (Updated: 2/6/2003 11:43:11 PM)

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