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    A (joke) warning sign on the street during the San Diego scene in TLW says 'No Dinosaurs, Skating, Skateboarding.' Interestingly, a blown-up picture of this shot ran in a Time Magazine article about the movie, allowing millions to see the joke if they looked carefully.
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    Armageddon:Dan's JP3 Page 3-HACKER ALERT - Chapter 16 - The Conclusion
    By Spinoboy11

    Chapter 16-The Final Battle - The Conclusion

    Evilgrinch looked at his DFD Mini-Missile Launcher and scoffed. It was no use to keep his weapon anymore, since he was out of missiles. He threw the missile launcher down and pulled out an awkward-looking gun.

    Evilgrinch:I've been waiting to use you...

    Evilgrinch grinned and read the gun's name, which was engraved on the side of the barrel. It read "Designed For Destruction La-Zer Magnum". Spinoboy11 caught a glimpse of the gun and walked over to Evilgrinch. He knelt beside him and asked about the gun.

    Spinoboy11:What the hell is that?

    Evilgrinch:Something I'll use later on...

    Spinoboy11:Ahhh.......heh heh. I see.

    Evilgrinch:Well...I'm not wasting any time. Let's get moving.

    Spinoboy11:I'm with you.

    The two members got to their feet and rounded up all of the others. Vader and the rest immediately approached Evilgrinch and Spinoboy11. Evilgrinch sighed and prepared to speak out towards the other members.

    Evilgrinch:Ok, guys. Hack definately knows we're here, so listen up. I'm going to assign two groups of members to do something different than the other. Group #1 is going to rescue Dan and Julia, and get the hell out of here. Group #2 is going to be me, Spinoboy11, Vader, Dac, and Jurassiclaw. Group #2 is going to track down Hack and the other two hackers and eliminate them. Ok?

    The members nodded their heads in agreement. Evilgrinch cleared his throat and spoke out once again.

    Evilgrinch:All right. Group #1 take that way.

    He pointed his arm over to his left.

    Evilgrinch:Those in Group #2, come over here to me.

    Vader, Dac, and Jurassiclaw walked up beside Evilgrinch and Spinoboy11. Evilgrinch nodded and yelled out a statement.

    Evilgrinch:LET'S MOVE, NOW!!!

    Dante and Group #1 charged into the left bunker area, not wasting any time. Yelling and cheering could be heard in the distance. Evilgrinch looked at the four members who were about to join him and nodded, signaling it's time to carry out. They ran towards their right, ready for anything that comes in their path.

    Meanwhile...

    Dan was thrown down to the ground, battered, bruised, and bloodied up. A shadow could be seen hovering above him. His attacker laughed and flipped on the light switch. There, standing before Dan's eyes, was Ka-Zaa. Dan had obviously been punished for nothing. His nose was broken, blood pouring out of it relentlessly. His sternum had been bruised, along with three broken ribs. Dan's right ankle was broken, heavily disabling him. Ka-Zaa looked at the fallen member/founder of the website and started to yell ferociously
    at him.

    Ka-Zaa:YOU'RE NO F***ING MATCH FOR ME!!!

    Dan:You better not...(coughs in pain)...touch Julia...or I will...

    Ka-Zaa:I don't want to hear it...SHITHEAD!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

    Dan:F*** you...

    Ka-Zaa:SUCK IT, FINKELSTEIN!!!

    Ka-Zaa turned around and began to walk out of the room. He stopped and faced Dan. Smirking, Ka-Zaa flipped the light switch off, then left by slamming the door. Dan looked around the room, seeing nothing but the blackness of the darkness. He rolled his eyes and hit the floor, exhausted and weak. Then, all of a sudden, the sound of gunfire could be heard beyond the door. Dan listened, but couldn't get up to check what was going on. Suddenly, the door was kicked down as it landed on top of Dan, who screamed in pain.

    Dan:AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Son-of-a-bitch!

    The light flashed on as Dante, Vito Hardy, Harding, and a surprised AcroIguana, who had just arrived. They watched in terror as they saw Dan, knocked out, lying on the floor with the door on top of him.

    Dante:Christ!!!

    Vito Hardy:Get that damn thing off of him!!!

    The four members ran over to Dan and immediately rolled the door off of him. They checked his pulse, noticing that he's still alive. Harding slapped Dan on the cheek, trying to wake him.

    Harding:C'mon, Dan. Wake up, man.

    AcroIguana:Here, try this!

    AcroIguana handed Harding a pepper scent. Dan's eyes popped open, signaling he's now conscious. He grabbed Vito Hardy's arm and asked what just happened.

    Dan:What just happened out there?

    Vito Hardy, still excited, answered to Dan.

    Vito Hardy:Dante, Harding, AcroIguana, and I arrived, we saw Ka-Zaa, and we shot at him. He died instantly, so we came in here to look for you and Julia...so...that's it.

    Dan:You didn't have to kick down the door, you know...

    Dante:I'm sorry, Dan. That's my bad.

    Dan:It's all right, man.

    AcroIguana:Well, let's get you out of this shithole, buddy.

    AcroIguana brought Dan up to his feet. Dan started to wince in pain as his ankle was broken. AcroIguana quickly reacted by putting Dan's arm over his shoulder. Harding did the same with Dan's other arm. They slowly walked out of the room, seeing Ka-Zaa's lifeless body along the way. He had been shot in the head, chest, and neck. Blood was pouring out of his mouth. His head had been split open by a bullet, while his neck and chest and giant gashes. It seemed he was shot by a machine gun. Dante, Dan, and the other three members walked away, heading towards their nearby transportation...

    Meanwhile...

    Evilgrinch, Spinoboy11, Vader, Dac, and Jurassiclaw were heading down the hall nearby Hack's main chamber inside the giant bunker. They slowly tip-toed over to their destination, trying to sustain the advantage by avoiding Hack's security cameras. Spinoboy11 looked at Evilgrinch and whispered out a question.

    Spinoboy11:You think we're close?

    Evilgrinch:Sure, not far away, now. Vader, what do you think?

    Vader:I think we're getting there.

    Evilgrinch:Good.

    Dac and Jurassiclaw were having a conversation themselves behind Evilgrinch, Spinoboy11, and Vader.

    Dac:We need to sneak up behind the sons-of-bitches and stab them in the back. Hack and his hackers are no match for us!

    Jurassiclaw:I hear you, man.

    Dac:Damn right.

    The two members shut up immediately as Evilgrinch, Spinoboy11, and Vader put their index fingers on their lips, asking for quietness. Evilgrinch and the others watched from a giant ventilation shaft above as Hack and Morph-E-Us set up some giant machinary. They also saw Julia, sobbing, tied up a to a metal pole nearby. Her mouth was covered with a bandana. Vader put on a sonic-earphone and turned its speaker's volume to low.

    Vader:Hey guys, listen closely.

    Evilgrinch, Spinoboy11, Dac, and Jurassiclaw moved a little closer to the little speaker, listening to Hack's conversation with Morph-E-Us.

    Hack:When we get this big bastard done, the members will be in for a giant surprise!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

    Morph-E-Us:Damn, right!!! This giant rocket will blow them out of the water!!! HEH HEH HEH HEH!

    Hack:Even with Naps-Ter and Ka-Zaa dead...YOU AND I CAN STILL REIGN SUPREME!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!

    Suddenly, Jurassiclaw sneezes out in the air.. Hack, with his keen hearing, listens...knowing that somebody is nearby. Evilgrinch kicked down the ventilation shaft and jumped out in front of Hack and Morph-E-Us, along with Spinoboy11, Vader, Dac, and Jurassiclaw. The two hackers jumped back and watched as the five members slowly approached him. Julia looked up in joy, knowing that her chances of getting out alive greatly increased.

    Hack:Well, well...I see the faggot and the four whores...heh heh heh. Too bad you guys are about to DIE!!!!!

    Evilgrinch:Shove it, Hack! I've had enough of your shit. Know it's the moment of truth...you...me...a big room...ready to fight?

    Hack:You want to fight me???!!! GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE!

    Evilgrinch:Yes, I do want to fight, asshole!

    Hack:LET'S GO, THEN!!!

    Evilgrinch:Heh heh...

    Evilgrinch yelled and charged at Hack. Hack smirked and stood his ground. Evilgrinch quickly launched a giant fist in front of Hack's face. Hack grabs Evilgrinch's fist and squeezes it tightly. Evilgrinch growls and swings his other hand towards Hack, but once again, Hack blocks it. Evilgrinch was defenseless without the ability to use his hands. Hack cackled and spoke to Evilgrinch.

    Hack:Face it, it's over!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

    The member wouldn't give up hope. Evilgrinch responded with a head butt to Hack's skull. Hack instantly released his grip on Evilgrinch's fists while backing away from the member. Hack yelled in pain as he put his hands in his forehead.

    Evilgrinch:How does it feel, bitch?

    Suddenly, Evilgrinch is hit from behind by Morph-E-Us. The hacker starts to kick a downed Evilgrinch in the stomach repeatedly. Then, out of nowhere, a charging Spinoboy11 tackled the hacker to the ground. He started punching on Morph-E-Us's face rapidly. Morph-E-Us snarled and rolled over on top of Spinoboy11 and started a punching combination that immediately battered up the member's face. Finally, Vader came over to Spinoboy11's aid, throwing Morph-E-Us to the side and lifting his friend to his feet.

    Spinoboy11:Thanks, man.

    Vader:Don't mention it.

    Out of nowhere, Morph-E-Us popped back into Vader and Spinoboy11's view and kicked both of them in the chest, knocking them into a steel garage door. He snickered and walked over to Evilgrinch, who was continuing his fight with Hack. Then, Jurassiclaw spoke out to the hacker.

    Jurassiclaw:Don't you touch him...

    Morph-E-Us:What did you say...?

    Jurassiclaw:You heard me...

    Morph-E-Us:I'm afraid you're about to die...HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

    Jurassiclaw:Really?

    Morph-E-Us continued to cackle, but he was unaware that Dac was standing right behind him with a knife in his hand. Dac raised the knife up in the air and stabbed Morph-E-Us in the back, who fell to the ground in pain.

    Morph-E-Us:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU BITCH!!!!!

    Dac:Heh heh heh. School's in, bitch.

    Dac stood over the hacker and pulled out a handgun. He aimed it right at Morph-E-Us's head and pulled the trigger. Morph-E-Us's head exploding, blood gushing all over Dac's face and clothes. His head had been blown in half, with muscle tissue spilling out of his cranium.

    Dac:Bye bye bye...ha ha!

    Jurassiclaw:Good job, Dac!!! Woo Hoo!

    Jurassiclaw then turned his attention to Julia, quickly untying her from the post. She screamed in happiness and hugged Jurassiclaw, giving him a peck on the cheek. The member stood there, shocked. Spinoboy11 and Vader didn't bother to look at the dead body of Morph-E-Us, as they stumbled over to help Evilgrinch out. Evilgrinch punched Hack across the cheek, blood spewing out of Hack's lip. Evilgrinch dropkicked Hack in the chest, knocking him to the ground.

    Evilgrinch:Get your ass up so I can kick it again!!!

    Hack:AAAAHHH!!!

    Hack charged at Evilgrinch and lifted him into the air. He caught a glimpse of Spinoboy11 and Vader running straight towards. Hack smirked and threw Evilgrinch over his head. Vader tried to tackle the hacker, but was unsuccessful as Hack dodged to the side. The member fell to the ground, head first.

    Hack:Missed me...HA HA!

    Vader:Shit!!!

    Spinoboy11 took an advantage as Hack's head was turned away from him by punching him across the face. Hack fell back a few steps, furious at the member. He brought his hands together and ran at Spinoboy11 at an incredible speed. Spinoboy11 gasped as he didn't have any time to react. He was punched in the stomach instantly. The member groaned and fell to his knees.

    Spinoboy11:F***!!! Ahhh......

    Hack:HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! How does it feel?!

    Hack continued laughing while raising his elbow over Spinoboy11's back. He got ready to deliver a giant blow to the member's spine. Then, out of nowhere, Evilgrinch shoved into Hack, falling to the ground with the evil hacker.

    Evilgrinch:YOU missed!

    Evilgrinch fell on top of Hack and held him to ground. Vader and Spinoboy11 ran over and assisted Evilgrinch in holding the hacker down. Suddenly, the roof started to rumble. The whole ground shook, sending Dac and Jurassiclaw to the floor. All of a sudden, the whole roof caved in. There, flying above, was a helicopter. Inside the helicopter was none other than.....Post Grant. He grabbed a microphone and spoke down to Evilgrinch and the other members.

    Post Grant:Evilgrinch? Spinoboy11? Vader? You guys down there?

    Evilgrinch:Post Grant? Hey...down here!

    Post Grant:Wuzz up, man??? Hey, we're coming down to get you guys, all right?

    Evilgrinch:Ok!

    Evilgrinch looked at Hack and began to speak out to him.

    Evilgrinch:Look's like this is the end for you...you son-of-a-bitch.

    Hack:Yeah...at least I had fun...HA HA HA HA HA!!!

    Spinoboy11:Evilgrinch, let's blow this f***er's head off!

    Vader:Hell, yeah!

    Hack:Go ahead...I dare ya!

    Vader:Go on...'Grinch!

    Spinoboy11:Do it!

    Evilgrinch:All right...

    Evilgrinch pulled out his DFD La-Zer Magnum and pushed it into Hack's mouth. He looked in the evil eyes of Hack and saw a man with no heart...Evilgrinch smirked and prepared to pull the trigger.

    Spinoboy11:Open wide, bitch!!!

    Evilgrinch yanked his finger back on the trigger. A little purple light flashed before the three members' eyes, blinding them momentarily. As the light cleared, they looked in disgust as they saw Hack, decapitated, lying motionless in front of them. His vertebrae called be seen sticking out of his neck, which was covered in blood. His muscle tissue was spilling all over the place.

    Vader:Damn...he got f***ed up!

    Spinoboy11:Woo Hoo! Yeah!

    Evilgrinch:Let's get out of here...

    Evilgrinch called for Jurassiclaw and Dac. They quickly approached, along with Julia. Finally, the helicopter landed in front of the members and Julia. Post Grant popped into view and signaled for Evilgrinch and the others to come. Evilgrinch ran up to Post Grant and gave him a hug.

    Evilgrinch:Hey, man!

    Post Grant:Wuz up?!

    Spinoboy11:Wuzz up, Post Grant?

    Post Grant:Hey, Spinoboy11!

    Vader:What took you so long?

    Post Grant:Shut up, Vader, and get on the chopper.

    The members laughed as they walked up the stairs into the helicopter. They all seated and sighed in relief, after having a very tough battle. Immediately, Julia asked for Dan.

    Julia:Where's Dan and everyone else at?

    Post Grant:Dan's back on Earth, waiting for you, as so are the other members...

    Julia smiled and closed her eyes, thinking about what her and Dan had plans for next. Evilgrinch, Spinoboy11, Vader, Dac, Jurassiclaw, and Post Grant put their hands on top of each other's and raised them high in the air as they celebrated a huge victory...Dan's JP3 Page was saved yet again...but...after one threat...there lies another...waiting nearby...

    (DMX'S "X Gon' Giv It To Ya" Plays)

    S P I N O B O Y 1 1 FILMS PRESENTS

    A S P I N O B O Y 1 1 PRODUCTION

    A S P I N O B O Y 1 1 FAN FICTION

    Evilgrinch

    Spinoboy11

    Vader

    A R M A G E D D O N:DAN'S JP3 PAGE 3-HACKER ALERT

    Dac

    Jurassiclaw

    Dante

    Dark Hunter

    Carnotaur3

    MegLives!

    Vito Hardy

    AlanGrant5

    Dan

    Julia

    and Bob as Himself

    EDITED BY SPINOBOY11

    STORY IDEA BY DANTE

    WRITTEN BY SPINOBOY11

    PRODUCED BY SPINOBOY11

    DIRECTED BY SPINOBOY11


    COPYRIGHT SPINOBOY11 PRODUCTIONS 2003
    ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

    2/21/2003 9:43:07 PM
    (Updated: 2/21/2003 9:47:10 PM)

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