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    Armageddon:Dan's JP3 Page 3-HACKER ALERT - Chapter 13
    By Spinoboy11

    Chapter 13-Members Unite

    Dante and Jurassiclaw were stumbling upon a rocky trail they had passed by earlier. They were beginning to dehydrate as the two members hadn't had anything to drink the last eight hours, also because they hadn't managed to escape the 'Highway to Hell', as Dante earlier named it.

    Dante:We need to get out of this as soon
    as possible.

    Jurassiclaw(panting):Hell, yeah. I'm steaming like a f***in' steak out here!

    Dante:Let's keep going. Don't give up now, dude.

    The two continued to walk until they reached upon a vast rainforest enviroment. Dante and Jurassiclaw looked up and saw a waterfall pouring down on a river in the distance. They both started to laugh as they picked up their pace towards the waterfall.

    Dante:Thank you, God!!! Yes!!!

    Jurassiclaw:Woo hoo!!! Let's get some of that f***ing water!!! Yeah! HA HA!!!

    The two members approached closer and closer to the waterfall with each long step they took. Dante, ignoring the
    risk of extreme exhaustion, began to run
    to the river, desperately needing water for his body.

    Dante:I can taste it already! YEE HAW!!!

    Jurassiclaw:Hold up, man!

    Jurassiclaw himself started to chase after Dante for the water, which was no more than 250 feet away. Dante was now only 100 feet away from the waterfall. He smiled and laughed as he ran faster and faster. Finally, he reached the waterfall and dived into the river.

    Dante:Yeah!!!!!

    Jurassiclaw:Bombs away!!!

    Jurassiclaw cannonballed into the river, causing a giant splash in the water. Dante cupped some water in his
    hands and started to drink it. He smacked his lips and finished the water with a burp.

    Dante:Damn, this water is good! It's like fresh Aquafina poured into dried-out river.

    Jurassiclaw:Mmmm...great stuff.

    Dante and Jurassiclaw continued drinking water until they had enough. They burped several times before lying back and relaxing.

    Jurassiclaw:Do you know what's missing here?

    Dante:No. What?

    Jurassiclaw:Some babes in bikinis...eh? eh? Heh heh heh heh.

    Dante:Heh heh. What a great idea. I don't know if there are any babes around
    here.

    Jurassiclaw:No shit, Sherlock.

    Suddenly, a hand tapped on Dante's shoulder. Dante jumped and quickly turned around and saw Dark Hunter, who was standing right above him and Jurassiclaw, along with Carnotaur3, MegLives!, and AlanGrant5.

    Dark Hunter:Wuz up, guys? Enjoying yourselves...huh?

    Jurassiclaw and Dante looked at each other in a skeptical way, and then realized what Dark Hunter meant. They gave him a furious look and yanked him in the water. The other five members bursted out laughing. Dark Hunter shook his head from side to side and spit water right in Jurassiclaw and Dante's face.

    Dark Hunter:F***ing assholes!

    MegLives!:What's the matter, baby boy? Are you soakin' wet?

    Dark Hunter got out of the river and shook the water off of his body. He then gave the other members a fierce glare that forced them to silence. The members were laughing a moment ago, but what they are unaware about is that something big and inhuman is waiting nearby for them...

    Chapter 14...Coming Soon!


    3/5/2003 8:39:40 AM

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