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Armageddon:Dan's JP3 Page 3-HACKER ALERT - Chapter 11
By Spinoboy11
Chapter 11-A New Weapon-The DFD Mini-Missile Launcher
Spinoboy11, Vader, Dac, and Vito Hardy all smirked in joy as Evilgrinch approached them with his mini-missile launcher. He walked up to Spinoboy11 and smacked his hand. Spinoboy11 smirked as Evilgrinch turned to Vader and gave him a high five. Spinoboy11 looked at the palm of his hand and saw that is was burning red. The impact from Evilgrinch's palm was so hard that it stung his entire hand.
Spinoboy11:Shit. Ah......
Evilgrinch had finished greeting himself and started to speak.
Evilgrinch:Well.....I've got some good news.
Dac:What?
Evilgrinch:My baby boy was born just a hour and a half ago. I'm now a dad...heh heh heh...heh...
Evilgrinch looked at the other members as they were staring at him in a questionable look. Vader slightly shook his head and asked Evilgrinch a question.
Vader:What's his name?
Evilgrinch:Well, I came up with a name and Charlotte and I agreed to it.....so.....
Vader:So.....what is his name?
Evilgrinch:We named him Lil' Grinch.
Vader looked at Spinoboy11, Dac, and Vito Hardy, who started to chuckle and laugh. Evilgrinch rolled his eyes as he let out a deep breath. Vader couldn't control the laughter inside of his mouth anymore, as he bursted out laughing. Vito Hardy had tears coming from his eyes as he laughed into the sky. Suddenly, Vito Hardy was punched across the face by Evilgrinch, who looked at him and the other members furiously. Vito Hardy fell to the ground, yelling in agony.
Vito Hardy:God damn it!!! Son-of-a-bitch!
Evilgrinch:Excuse me, you bloody bastard.
Spinoboy11 and Dac looked at Vito Hardy and started laughing at him. Vito Hardy rubbed his jaw in pain and stood up. Evilgrinch gave one last glare to Vito Hardy and began to speak out to his friends.
Evilgrinch:There's nothing funny about my son's name. You'll better shut the f*** up or I'll cut up your nuts and turn them into earrings.
Vito Hardy and Dac looked down to their hips and gulped. Evilgrinch continued to speak.
Evilgrinch:Now...we need to gather up all of the members, which I know most of them are scattered about the area...have any of you received any transmissions from them?
Spinoboy11, Vader, Vito Hardy, and Dac all shook their head from side to side...showing Evilgrinch a 'no' for an answer. Evilgrinch also shook his head, knowing something bad probably happened to the other members. Dac looked at the mini-missile launcher Evilgrinch was holding and smirked.
Dac:Hey, Evilgrinch?
Evilgrinch:What?
Dac:What the hell is that thing you're holding there?
Evilgrinch:Oh. This is a special missile launcher developed by Bob and AcroIguana over at the center where we came from. It shoots mini missiles that damage computerized figures' codes. That T. rex that was trying to eat you wasn't real...but it can kill you because Hack placed different codes on it, causing it to be able to tear, bite, or even eat you.
Vito Hardy:But how did it cause the T. rex to blow up?
Evilgrinch:The T. rex was made up of virtual flesh, skin, and bones. Let's say you shot into its stomach with a rifle like this, you would pump lead into its body and cause the T. rex to bleed. You see what I'm saying?
Vito Hardy:Now it all makes sense.
Evilgrinch:Goody.
Spinoboy11:Ahhhh.....I see. Pretty f***ing sweet! What is it called?
Evilgrinch:What?
Spinoboy11:That thingy-ma-jigger.
Evilgrinch:Oh. It's a DFD mini-missile launcher.
Dac:What does 'DFD' stand for?
Evilgrinch:'Designed For Destruction'.
Spinoboy11:Hmmm.
Suddenly, a siren started to hum loudly across the sky. Evilgrinch, Spinoboy11, Vader, Dac, and Vito Hardy quickly covered their ears from a noise that would cause a dog to go deaf. A few seconds passed by, and the humming slowly started to fade. The members uncovered their ears and looked skeptically into the sky.
Vito Hardy:What the hell was that all about?
Vader:I don't know.
Evilgrinch:Oh, shit...
Dac:What is it?
Evilgrinch:You'll see in a minute...
Evilgrinch moved his head towards the giant field in front of of him...and what he saw next shocked him...
Chapter 12...Coming Soon!
2/16/2003 5:54:17 PM
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