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Armageddon:Dan's JP3 Page - Chapter 9 - Special Edition
By Spinoboy11
Chapter 9-The Alliance Retreats
A guard briskly walked over to the three Allience leaders, who were impatiently sitting on their thrones. The trio's eyes lit brightly in a whitish color in the darkness as lightning crackled behind them. SGD growled as he stood up from his chair and asked the guard about the battle.
SGD:C'MON, YOU FUCKHEAD, TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!!!
Guard:Yes, sir! Umm...
SGD:WELL???!!! I'M LOSING MY GODDAMN PATIENCE HERE!!!
Guard:We have good news and bad news, sirs. The bad news is that G-Rex and Goldrex are both dead, yet, the good news is going to make you three very proud. Spinoboy11, wandering about in the open, was shot at by Veloci_Josh. According to Veloci_Josh himself in the battle, Spinoboy11 was hit in the chest and then was launched into the sewage system tank, sir. He's presumed dead right now.
Max:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! SPINOBOY11'S DEAD!!! THAT IGNORANT SHIT IS OFF OF MY SKIN NOW!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
SGD:ONE FAGGOT DOWN, A WHOLE ARMY TO GO...HA HA HA HA...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Meanwhile...
Dark Hunter was sprinting around the warzone, looking for any veteran that's been missing, injured, or even worse, killed. He quickly leaped over infernos and rubble as the smell of fumes caught his scent. Dark Hunter continued, until suddenly he came to a halt as he stepped on a M-16 machine gun. He looked at the gun as the lettering on the stock of the gun read:
"MJ-1"
Immediately, he recognized who owned the weapon...his friend Majestic-1. Quickly, he called out for Majestic-1, yet, there was no response. Dark Hunter knew that Majestic-1 was somewhere out there, deep in the ruins of the vacinity.
Dark Hunter:MAJESTIC-1???!!! WHERE ARE YOU???!!!!!
He called out again, but still no answer. Finally, after one last attempt, a weak voice was heard from a pile of rubble. Panicing, he ran to where the voice was coming from. There, he saw a hand covered with blood sticking out of the debris. Dark Hunter quickly used his massive strength as he pulled the rock and building remains out of the pile to uncover a severely injured Majestic-1. His labored breathing immediately reminded Dark Hunter that his life energy was fading dramatically every second.
Dark Hunter:Majestic-1, Jesus Christ!!!
Majestic-1:Hey……(coughs repeatedly)…….uh…………
Dark Hunter:SHUT UP! I got to figure out what the hell I’m going to do with you.
Majestic-1:You……can’t help…(coughs)…me.
Dark Hunter:What do you mean I can’t help you?
Majestic-1:Look at what’s preventing me to move, Dark Hunter.
Dark Hunter slowly backed up, expecting the worst, until suddenly he caught a glimpse of a giant piece of debris that supposedly exploded from a nearby building, that had impaled Majestic-1’s legs into the earth. The shocked Dark Hunter wasted no time as he ran over to the chunk of concrete that blocked his friend’s path to freedom. Immediately, Dark Hunter put his hands underneath the giant debris and attempted to lift it off of the ground. He couldn’t lift it an inch. He tried once again. Unsuccessful. Finally, it came to the point his stamina’s limit had been reached. After several tries, Majestic-1 told his long-time friend three words Dark Hunter would never forget.
Majestic-1:Take me out.
Dark Hunter:What?!
Majestic-1:You can’t help me. This giant rock that has crushed my only two legs weighs about a ton. You can’t save me, pal. I don’t want to die like this, suffering in pain. Please, Dark Hunter, I’m begging you, kill me. It’s my destiny.
Dark Hunter: (crying) I can’t, man. If you die, I die.
Majestic-1:No. You deserve to live. It’s my time, not yours.
Dark Hunter:Majestic-1…God…it’s just that…
Then, just like that, the sound of a gunshot ended Dark Hunter’s sentence, as Majestic-1 was shot in the stomach and chest by a Magnum revolver. Blood spewed out of his wounds relentlessly. He raised his bloodied arm with an outstretched hand towards Dark Hunter, who quickly gripped Majestic-1’s hand in a sign of true friendship. With one last breath, Majestic-1 smirked and uttered the words…
Majestic-1:See you in five years.
Dark Hunter:What do you mean?
Majestic-1 slowly closed his eyes as his grip on Dark Hunter’s hand greatly loosened. Dark Hunter started to shed tears as he saw his best friend that he’d known for many years die in his very own eyes. Immediately, sorrow turned into fury in Dark Hunter’s mind as he turned around and stared into the eyes of Majestic-1’s killer. There, standing in front of an inferno, was Snirtrex.
Dark Hunter:You sick son-of-a-fucking-bitch!!!
Snirtrex:WELL BOO-FUCKING-HOO!!! HEH HEH HEH HA HA HA!!!!!!!
Dark Hunter:Trying to start a fight, are you?!!! Because you sure as hell deserve a good ass-whooping!!!!!
Snirtrex:BRING IT ON THEN, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Dark Hunter charged at Snirtrex, fists clinched. Snirtrex smirked as he stood his ground, waiting for Dark Hunter. Dark Hunter yelled and swung his right fist at Snirtrex, who blocked it and kicked Dark Hunter across the side of the head, causing the veteran to fall to the ground. Dark Hunter immediately came to his feet and uppercut Snirtrex in the jaw, with a blow so strong, it caused the evil member to soar ten feet high backwards in the air. The thud of Snirtrex’s body seemed to have told anybody who would’ve heard it to guess it killed him, but the tough Allience member quickly got back up on his feet and roared in rage.
Snirtrex:YOU'RE MINE, BITCH!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snirtrex jumped forward and dropkicked Dark Hunter, who hit the ground like a heavy anvil. Dark Hunter quickly rose to his feet and pulled out an Uzi as he grabbed a hold of a chain and shot the rope that tied it to the ground. The chain then launched itself in the air, carrying Dark Hunter along with it. Dark Hunter smiled and opened fire on Snirtrex, who was sprinting behind the rocks and debris that protected him from the bullets that were coming his way. Snirtrex managed to dodge all of the bullets but one, which pierced him in his left oblique. Dark Hunter let go of the chain and landed on a small shed, then ran and dived onto an unaware Snirtrex. He caught the villain and repeatedly started to punch him as the two landed on the stairs of a building.
Dark Hunter:You bastard, you!!!
The enraged Dark Hunter continued to punch Snirtrex across the face, one fist after another. Then, in a desperate attempt to avoid being killed, Snirtrex poked Dark Hunter in the eyes with his index and middle fingers. He quickly pushed Dark Hunter forward, got up, and ran in the other direction. After he overcame the pain seconds later, Dark Hunter slowly opened his watery and red eyes, looking for the cowardly Snirtrex, who was nowhere to be seen. Dark Hunter was cautious of his surroundings, thinking that Snirtrex would put on another surprise attack. He listened closely, trying to overcome the sound of gunfire in the distance, but all he heard was the howling of the wind. He deeply sighed, knowing that he still had to avenge his friend’s death.
Meanwhile...
Both Carnotaur3 and Dark Element were spying on RiverWorld and Darth Sith from underneath an old semi-truck that’d been blown up years ago. Carnotaur3 pulled out a large knife from a holder on his ankle. Dark Element chuckled and pulled out a sword, which was made of ivory and metal. It was much larger than the knife that Carnotaur3 held, as Dark Element started to brag over his sword.
Carnotaur3:I could give a rat's ass if your sword is bigger than my knife.
Dark Element:Heh heh heh. Live with it.
Carnotaur3 sighed in embarrassment and pushed himself out underneath the truck. He put his knife into a battle position and signaled a nearby Dark Element to come out. Carnotaur3 looked at Dark Element and whispered his plan to his partner.
Carnotaur3:Listen, we need to sneak up on them.
Dark Element:But how?
Carnotaur3:Watch and learn, you retard.
Carnotaur3 picked up a rock and threw it into the air as it hit the compound RiverWorld and Darth Sith were guarding, which caused a scraping sound. RiverWorld looked over to where he heard the clatter. He pulled out his shotgun, not taking any chances for a sneak attack. Carnotaur3 and Dark Element put on sonic-hearing headsets as they listened to RiverWorld and Darth Sith chatting about what to do.
RiverWorld:MAYBE IT’S THOSE FUCKING VETERANS PLAYING AROUND TRYING TO TRICK US OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT!!! I’LL JUST BLOW THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF RIGHT NOW, DAMN IT!!!!!!
Darth Sith:WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, THEN???!!! SHOOT THE FUCKERS!!!!!
RiverWorld:YEAH!!!!! HA HA!!!!!!!!
Darth Sith:HA HA HA HA HEE HEE!!!!!!
Carnotaur3 smirked as RiverWorld started towards the direction where he threw the rock. He then focused his attention on Darth Sith, who was still standing in his place, shotgun ready and loaded.
Carnotaur3:Okey dokey, here we go. Heh heh heh heh. Dark Element, stay right here.
Dark Element nodded and crawled back underneath the trailer. He took the binoculars that were dangling off of his shoulders and put the lens to his eyes, keeping an eye on the unaware Allience members.
Dark Element:This will be good.
Carnotaur3 ran over behind another semi trailer and rocks to avoid being seen. Carnotaur3 came closer and closer until he saw that Darth Sith was in position to attack. He quickly took out a pistol and tip-toed towards Darth Sith. Carnotaur3 chuckled as he threw the pistol at Darth Sith, who dropped his shotgun to catch the weapon. He was surprised to see Carnotaur3 as he quickly aimed the pistol at the point-blank ranged veteran. Darth Sith pulled the trigger, but all that was heard was the click of an empty gun. Darth Sith growled, dropped the 9mm pistol, and pulled out a long sword from a holder on his back. Carnotaur3 chuckled again and pulled out his knife, but looked out his one foot long weapon compared to Darth Sith’s five foot long sword. Suddenly, he tossed the knife over Darth Sith's head as he did a 360 degree twist as he landed on the ground.
Darth Sith:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE, YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!
Carnotaur3 smirked and caught his knife. Darth Sith roared and charged his way towards Carnotaur3. It came to the point where Darth Sith was only several yards away, as Carnotaur3 dived beneath the unsuspecting Allience member’s legs. Carnotaur3 turned around immediately and jabbed his knife into Darth Sith’s spine. RiverWorld was walking back, chuckling, but his smile turned into a frown as he saw Darth Sith fall to the ground, dead, with a knife sticking out of his back. Blood started the gush out of the dead member’s wound as he lied there, motionless.
RiverWorld:AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
RiverWorld, being the fastest Allience member, charged at Carnotaur3 in fury. Dark Element immediately saw the furious RiverWorld running at Carnotaur3 with a sword over his head. Dark Element gasped and got out from underneath the trailer.
Dark Element:Oh, shit!
Dark Element wasted no time as he started to run towards Carnotaur3, who was unaware that an angry RiverWorld was only twenty feet away. Dark Element came just in time for Carnotaur3 as he bumped him out of the way. Then, Dark Element turned to RiverWorld, who was only a meter away, ready to swing his sword at the helpless veteran. Dark Element closed his eyes tightly, waiting for death, as the evil, cold-hearted RiverWorld swung his sword at Dark Element’s head, decapitating him. Dark Element’s head hit the earth and rolled along the ground, with parts of his vertebrae still intact with the cranium, with blood spewing out rapidly. His body slowly fell to the ground in a giant pool of blood. Carnotaur3 watched in terror as he passed out.
RiverWorld:NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS LIKE!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Meanwhile…
Veloci_Josh quickly pressed a button on his headphones. A mini-satellite emerged alongside a whirring sound from the left side while a microphone popped up from the right side. Veloci_Josh immediately began to speak.
Veloci_Josh:SGD, we're dropping like flies here, we need to retreat now, over.
A hissing sound was heard as SGD responded.
SGD:WELL ROUND EVERYBODY UP AND GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE!!!!!!!
Veloci_Josh:Roger, sir. We’ll be there in six minutes.
SGD:ALL RIGHT!!! THEN HURRY UP, THEN, YOU COCKSUCKER!!!!!!
Veloci_Josh listened as the static noise faded as SGD turned off his radio. Veloci_Josh cleared his throat and yelled into the sky for his Allience members.
Veloci_Josh:ALLIANCE, RETREAT!!!!!!!
All the Alliance members heard the call and rushed to where Veloci_Josh was standing. They wasted no time as all of the remaining Allience members sprinted towards the entrance gate. Evilgrinch called for the rest of the Veterans as well.
Evilgrinch:Veterans, charge!!!
Every Veteran was there, though, standing and facing towards the Alliance. Most of the them were bruised and bloodied. Vader and Evilgrinch had grease smeared across their faces, along with sweat and blood. Evilgrinch and Vader looked towards to where Spinoboy11 had been shot and killed, as they frowned. Veloci_Josh ferociously laughed, knowing he had killed one of the most important members of the Veteran team.
Veloci_Josh:Tsk tsk tsk. Spinoboy11 seemed to have failed the survival of the fittest. HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Evilgrinch:You will pay for this, you son-of-a-bitch!!!
Evilgrinch started to charge toward Veloci_Josh, growling, but Vader held him back. Evilgrinch looked at Vader, who nodded his head slowly. In front of them, Veloci_Josh signaled his hand for retreat. Evilgrinch looked up, angry, as he broke out of Vader's grip. He started to run after the remainder of the Allience. Vader, along with all the other Veterans, started chase behind Evilgrinch. Veloci_Josh clicked a tiny switch hooked on his belt. The large door to the gigantic
tower started to open slowly, rising up. All of the Allience didn't know that the Veterans were right behind them. The Allience continued to flee, not looking back once. All of the Allience immediately entered the tower while Veloci_Josh clicked the switch once again, causing the door to plummet down to the earth. However, Evilgrinch, Vader, Spiderman, Seth Rex, Rancor, and Dark Hunter rolled underneath the door just in time. The Allience did not notice the six members' entrance. Evilgrinch led them to a dark area. Suddenly, they fell through a loose floor. The loose floor was actually a trap door, and Evilgrinch and the others landed on the pavement of the dungeon. The trap door then shut.
Evilgrinch:Great, now we're fucked!!!
Spiderman:No shit!!!
Seth Rex:Oh, God!!! We’ll never get out of here…
Meanwhile...
AcroIguana was furiously kicked at the locked door. All of the other Veterans were stuck outside, also furious. AcroIguana suddenly came up with a plan, as he quickly reached for his bag. He unzipped it and pulled out a grappling hook, along with a 150-foot long thin black rope. He inserted it into a grappling-hook gun, and fired. The rope zoomed upwards and finally landed on an open gap in the second part of the tower. He pulled on the rope as the grappling hook connected to a brick wall in the gap. AcroIguana put on his army cap and hooked the rope on his belt. He pushed a button and he soared up towards the sky. Carnotaur3 and Jurassiclaw didn't want to stay around, doing nothing, as they grabbed onto AcroIguana's feet.
AcroIguana:What the?!
AcroIguana couldn't shake them off, though, as it was too late. If he shook Carnotaur3 and Jurassiclaw off, they would fall to their death. He just sighed and continued his journey up to the open window. He then landed and dropped Carnotaur3 and Jurassiclaw to the ground. Below, the remaining Veteran members were getting really mad, and they started to kick the door, hoping to break it. They just continued and continued kicking the door, not giving up their hope kick it down. Six-hundred feet away, Dan and Bob started to gain conciousness. They got up and looked around, seeing that the battlefield was clear. Instead of the Veterans and Allience battling, it was just in ruins with fire, and parts of buildings spread all throughout the area. The scent of gunfire was still there. They saw the bodies of the ones killed all in different parts of the battlefield.
Meanwhile...
Veloci_Josh and the Allience rushed to the giant compound and met up with SGD, Max, and rudee. Julia was up in the cage, sleeping, with 17 hours left until her demise. She slowly woke up as she suddenly heard SGD yelling. SGD was pissed off, for the Alliance didn’t reach the Veterans body count limit SGD wanted. SGD walked over to Veloci_Josh and punched him across the cheek, causing blood to slowly pour out of Veloci_Josh’s mouth.
Veloci_Josh:I did everything you told me to…..
SGD:YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SELF-DESTRUCT WITH A GIANT GROUP OF VETERANS SURROUNDING YOU!!! YOU STUPID SON-OF-A-BITCH, YOU BLEW IT!!!!! SO THIS MEANS...YOU'VE FAILED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VELOCI_JOSH, PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!
Max quickly interrupted SGD, grinning.
Max:LET THE MOTHERFUCKER LIVE! THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH TOOK CARE OF SPINOBOY11, REMEMBER???!!!!!
rudee:CAN’T ARGUE AGAINST THAT, SGD. HE’S RIGHT.
SGD:SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU TWO!!!!! HE DIDN’T DO WHAT HE WAS TOLD TO, AND I COULD GIVE A SHIT THAT HE KILLED SPINOBOY11!!!!!! WHO COULDN’T???!!!!! KILLING A VETERAN IS LIKE STEPPING ON A GODDAMN ANT, IT’S INEVITABLE, FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE, LATER ON, SO SAY YOUR MOTHERFUCKER PRAYERS, YOU UGLY-ASS FAGGOT, BECAUSE YOU’RE ASS IS FUCKING DEAD MEAT WHEN YOU GET BACK HERE!!!!! I WILL SQUASH YOU LIKE A FUCKING BUG!!!!!!
Veloci_Josh:I…..um…..
SGD:SHUT UP!!!!! THOSE VETERANS MAY AS WELL ENTER MY DOMAIN, BECAUSE WHEN THEY DO, I WILL TAKE ON DAN, EVILGRINCH, VADER, JURASSICLAW, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING VETERAN MYSELF, AND AFTER I BEAT THE LIVIN FUCK OUTTA HIM, I’M GOING TO PUT A SHOTGUN IN EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR MOUTHS AND BLOW THEIR FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!!!
Julia gasped as she heard the final words in SGD’s statement. She let out a tear and lied back down, crying. She stopped sobbing shortly after as she slowly closed her eyes, then having a dream that her and Dan would be together as soon as possible. She silently fell asleep, waiting for the moment she gets out of this living Hell.
Chapter 10...Coming Soon!
5/28/2003 1:43:46 AM
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