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Armageddon:Dan's JP3 Page - Chapter 8-Special Edition
By Spinoboy11
Chapter 8-The Battle Begins
Looking out from the complex, G-Rex watched as the turboshaft ship sped through the water as swift as a torpedo. Gritting his teeth, he looked up as he spotted the jet Dan was piloting approaching from the horizon, which was now pink as the sun began to set in the sky.
G-Rex:C'mon, mothafuckers, we're ready!!!
Bob:Let’s get it on, you sons-of-bitches!
Meanwhile, in the sky, Dan was struggling to come up with a plan. He started to concentrate as he turned his head in different directions. Suddenly, the jet had lost control for the moment as his concentration to fly the jet and think overpowered his mind. He maintained control, then snapped his fingers instantly as he grabbed a walkie-talkie off of the dashboard and pressed ‘10’ on the pad. A beep was heard from the ship as Bob quickly snatched his radio. A speaker instantly turned on as Bob started to talk to Dan.
Dan:Bob, I want us to head on over behind the complex on the other side of the island, so we can launch a surprise attack.
Bob flipped a switch on his radio and quickly responded to Dan’s plan.
Bob:We can’t!
Dan:What do you mean?
Bob:SGD will have someone in store for us. I don’t want to take any chances, so we need to attack the bastards head on!
A hissing noise crackled over Bob’s radio as he waited for a response. The crackling started to build until suddenly, Dan answered.
Dan:I don’t know if that will work…
Bob became irritated as his temper rose. He attempted to shout back at Dan over the radio, but somehow he managed to keep his cool.
Bob:Trust me for once, Dan…I know what’s going on. Just one time. Please.
Dan:All right...I'm counting on you, though. You fuck this up, I'll kill you.
Bob, impatient of his need to fight, put some more pressure on the turboshaft ship’s engine by changing gears on the joystick that controlled the ship, gaining more and more speed with each change. From above, Dan watched as smoke started to pour out from the engine and spreading out through the atmosphere. He quickly grabbed his walkie-talkie and yelled into it to get Bob's attention.
Dan:Bob, not that much pressure, you'll burn out the engines!
Bob, ignoring the order, changed to the eight gear level, the highest the ship could go. The passengers aboard Bob's turboshaft ship were getting the feeling that it might break down. They all ordered for Bob to stop.
Jurassiclaw:Bob, listen up, goddamn it!
Bob:Shut up! Get back there! It's my way or the highway!!!
Jurassiclaw:Yeah, 'Bob's in charge'. Ya fucking sellout...
Seth Rex:Dude, chill.
Jurassiclaw tried to stop Bob up front until all of a sudden a large eruption shook the ship and caused the system to stall. Bob tried to stop it, but the ship had lost control as it crashed into a pile of huge boulders and rocks. Jurassiclaw's head ricocheted into a seat, knocking him unconscious. Spinoboy11 and Seth Rex bumped into each other as their heads collided, causing blood to spill down both of their foreheads. Bob was thrown
through the windshield, nearly paralyzed and covered in fresh red blood. Dac was catapulted to the back of the ship, landing on top of Majestic-1, Brad, and Lagosuchus. AcroIguana and Dino-Snore were holding onto the seats as they were banged up. RaptorClaw, ernie the velociraptor, beno_yo, and Rancor were being tossed around the entire ship like rag dolls. Jon, who was up in the front with Bob, was barely hurt, only with a small laceration on his right thigh. Dan looked down from the cockpit in the jet. He saw a fire about to erupt below. Dan quickly used his instinct as he piloted the jet towards the ground. A few seconds later, an enormous thud had caused the jet's engine to shut down as Dan landed the aircraft. He quickly unhooked his seat belt as he ran
outside towards the demolished ship.
Dan:Bob! Spinoboy11! Seth Rex! Jurassiclaw! Everyone, get the hell out of there!
No one came out from the ruins. Dan saw Bob on the ground with a pool blood spilling from underneath his head.
Dan:Evilgrinch, Vader! Get everybody out! Hurry!!!!!
Evilgrinch climbed up the ladder to the top of the ship. As he did, Spinoboy11 and Dac jumped out from in front of him, trying to get fresh oxygen. Vader followed right behind Evilgrinch, who was dragging Jurassiclaw from the wreckage. Vader ran over to Seth Rex and pulled him out quickly. Evilgrinch followed, setting Jurassiclaw gently down on the ground. He turned and saw Dan helping Bob to his feet. The Veterans then got into a group, preparing their weapons. Even the injured veterans began to prepare themselves for what lies ahead.
Bob:Oh, shit!!! My head! Ahh, fuck!!!
Dan:You'll be all right. Hang in there, bud.
Meanwhile...
G-Rex was growling from the base of the complex as he ran and quickly reported to SGD, Max, and rudee.
G-Rex:They’ve arrived, sir.
SGD:Are all of them alive?
G-Rex:Affirmative, sir.
SGD:SHIT! WHY WON'T THEY JUST DIE?!!! WHY???!!!!!! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, WHY???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET RIVERWORLD, SNIRTREX, VELOCI_JOSH, AND DINO_DAVY IN HERE, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW, FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!!!
A few moments later, the requested members walked in. They bowed at their leaders' feet.
Veloci_Josh:Yes, boss?
SGD:You and everybody else in this fucking complex go out there and take care of business, AND DO NOT COME BACK IF THEY ARE NOT DEAD!!!!! YOU HEAR ME, FUCKHEADS???!!!
Veloci_Josh:Yes, sir!
The 5 Allience members ran into the complex and called out for everyone. Slims41, Hob-Goblin, caffeinejunkie, Symbiote Spider,Scarlet Spider, DreamerGirl, PunkNerd, Darth Sith, and Goldrex rose to their feet from their barracks and started to charge. The Allience busted open the main entrance and started to charge nonstop towards the Veterans.
Dan:Aw, shit!!! Get ready, guys!!! Now!!!
The Veterans began to open fire on the Allience, quickly dropping 2 members. Then suddenly, the sound of gunfire was erupting in the night sky. Stumbling from the other Veterans, Rancor immediately found himself face to face with his long-time arch-rival, Goldrex.
Goldrex:Rancor!!! We meet again!!!
Rancor:It'll be a pleasure to kick your ass…
Both of the members stared at each other, face to face. Rancor and Goldrex then snarl as they prepared for an intense struggle. Rancor then punched Goldrex in the nose, followed by a kick across the face.
Meanwhile…
G-Rex and Dac were already starting their own little fight. Dac punched G-Rex across the face. G-Rex counter-attacked by kneeing Dac in the stomach
and knocking him to the ground. Dac winced in pain and rolled out of the way, but then swiftly jumped to his feet and dropkicked G-Rex to the ground. After getting to his feet, G-Rex back flipped over Dac’s head and elbowed him in the back.
Dac:AHHH!!!
Dac fell to the ground and watched as G-Rex pulled out a .45 wide-range assault rifle and slammed the barrel into Dac’s chest.
G-Rex:Heh heh heh heh heh heh. You lose, Mr. Outback.
Dac:Go ahead, kill me.
G-Rex:You just never learn, and I'm not going to kill you…yet.
Dac:Kill me, dickhead. C'mon, you fuck.
G-Rex:So be it, Dac. Rest in Peace.
G-Rex cocked his gun and prepared to pull the trigger. Dac slowly closed his eyes. Suddenly, a gunshot was heard. The bullet didn’t hit him, though….
Dac:What the…?
Dac opened his eyes and saw G-Rex with a piece of his head blown off. His skull had been shattered, destroying major arteries and nerve tissue. G-Rex's eyes were rolled back as he fell over, motionless. Dac looked to his left and saw a figure, which seemed to be the Crow.
Dac:Crow? Is that you?
Voice:Was…..but now you can call me…Spiderman.
Spiderman walked out. It was, indeed, the Crow, standing there, except with a totally different name. It immediately hit Dac’s head that the Crow changed his name simply because of the new movie, Spider-Man, was such a big hit, that the Crow had become hooked to the movie, viewing it five straight times.
Dac:I could give a flying fuck who you are, I’m just happy that you saved my ass!!!
Spiderman:Shut the fuck up and let’s go whoop some ass!!!
Dac:Rrrrright…
Meanwhile...
Evilgrinch, Vader, and Spinoboy11 were shooting at Veloci_Josh and PunkNerd, who countered by firing shots of their own. Evilgrinch and Vader rolled behind an old shed as Spinoboy11 was covering his two comrades out in the open. Spinoboy11 then looked behind him as he caught a glimpse of Veloci_Josh aiming towards his head. Evilgrinch and Vader were not paying attention to the shooting as they were desperately pleaing for Spinoboy11 to move, but the well-known Dan’s JP3 Page member just stood there, motionless.
Spinoboy11:Shoot me, motherfucker.
Veloci_Josh:So be it…
The Allience member pulled the trigger as bullets were repeatedly fired at the veteran, until suddenly, Spinoboy11 was launched backwards into a deep dark hole. Evilgrinch and Vader both managed to make it to the hole without being fired at, as they looked down and saw nothing but darkness.
Veloci_Josh:One ugly bitch down, and two to go…heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Evilgrinch was shocked. With Spinoboy11 dead, their chances for victory greatly decreased, as no one else could match up to the power of Max, Spinoboy11’s arch-nemesis. Although saddened, Evilgrinch and Vader still continued with their battle against Veloci_Josh and PunkNerd.
Dan and Bob hid behind the jet, shielding themselves since they are the primary targets for the Allience’s hit list. They stood there but were suddenly attacked by DreamerGirl, who was in a robotic suit with machine guns and titanium armor. She shot at Dan and Bob, who slid beneath the jet. They began to run away, but the state-of-the-art suit that DreamerGirl was wearing helped her catch up with them easily. She shot a mini-missle towards Dan, who hid behind a brick wall. She kicked it over, with the structure nearly crushing the site owner. Dan and Bob caught up with each other and both looked at DreamerGirl. She threw down the guns and punched Dan and Bob, both soaring through the air. Bob was holding onto his ribs as he fell to the concrete ground. Dan landed in a pile of broken glass, which was stabbing and slicing his back.
Dan:FUCK!
DreamerGirl:What's the matter, boys? Gettin your ass kicked by a girl? He he he he.
DreamerGirl giggled and continued her mayhem. Dan and Bob lied there as the superhuman strong DreamerGirl prepared to kill them. But, instead,
she lifted the two from the ground and threw them all the way over to the jet as she disappeared into the sky.
Meanwhile...
Goldrex snatched Rancor's sword from the veteran’s grasp. He started to cackle as Rancor punched him across the face repeatedly. Rancor quickly tired as each fist he threw at Goldrex began to slow each time. Finally, the stamina of Rancor reached its low point as the exhausted Dan’s JP3 Page veteran fell to his knees.
Goldrex:You are so damn puny it’s not even funny, shrimp! I expected a real fight and all I get is this!!! Now, since you haven’t proven yourself worthy of any goddamn thing in this world…I’m afraid you’re the first one to get a headstone out of all of you pussy ass motherfuckers!!!
Goldrex then began to yell as he rose the sword above his head, preparing to cut the fallen Rancor into pieces. Rancor, even though he was knocking at death’s door, seemed to be calm and closed his eyes shut. Goldrex, sensing something was not right, growled as he prepared to decapitate Rancor, until suddenly a gravitational force yanked it away from him. Goldrex looked back down to where Rancor was lying, but nothing was there.
Rancor:Behind ya!!!
Goldrex looked in the direction where Rancor's voice came from, and there, he saw Rancor holding Goldrex's sword in a unique fighting style.
Goldrex:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???!!!
Rancor:The Force is with me, asshole!
Goldrex:What is going on here???!!! How'd you get my sword away from my grasp?!
Rancor:SHUT UP!!! Ok, speak.
Goldrex:How'd you...
Rancor:SHUT UP!!! See, this is more like it. Here, I'm a fair sport.
Rancor tossed the sword to Goldrex as it landed right in front of the spammer’s feet. Goldrex snatched the sword from the dirt and whipped it into a battle position. Rancor and Goldrex both leaped into the air as their swords whacked against each other. They once again jumped in mid air as the sparks of the collision between the two swords blinded Rancor and Goldrex as they both fell to the ground.
Goldrex:This ends now!
Rancor:Let’s see what you got…
Goldrex soared through the atmosphere one more time, but Rancor didn’t bother, as the long-time Dan’s JP3 Page veteran tossed his sword into the air, which sliced right through Goldrex’s middle torso, barely missing his heart. Blood spewed out from Goldrex's chest and mouth, as the spammer fell to the ground, motionless.
(DELETED SCENE)
Yet, Rancor whispered to himself as Goldrex struggled to rise to his feet.
Rancor:How sad…he wouldn’t have to had to die like this if it wasn’t for his darkside and evil ways. Pitiful.
Rancor started towards Goldrex, but then suddenly stopped in his tracks as he picked up the sword that Goldrex used for slaughtering other people and members. He then walked nine more steps forward as he stopped at the head of his arch-rival. Then, without hesitation, Rancor lifted the sword above his head and swung it towards the back of the Goldrex’s neck. The gruesome sound of human bone being broken into pieces was heard as Rancor decapitated his half-dead foe.
Rancor:I’m sorry, buddy. May you rest in peace.
Rancor then hurled the sword into the air as he turned around and began to walk away from Goldrex’s lifeless body.
(DELETED SCENE ENDS)
Chapter 9…Coming Soon!
4/19/2003 12:53:33 AM
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