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    Ariana Richards was upset to the point of crying when she discovered that an action figure of her character in JP was not produced. (From: 'jurassiraptor')
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    Armageddon:Dan's JP3 Page - Chapter 7 - Special Edition
    By Spinoboy11

    Chapter 7-The War Approaches…

    SGD was walking towards a gigantic door inside the Dan’s JP3 Page compound. Along the way, he saw Veloci_Josh and Dino_Davy loading their guns for battle. Also, he caught a glimpse of rudee and G-Rex were exchanging words with each other and laughing about the Veterans. Once he arrived at the door, SGD reached for his key card in his left pocket. Finding nothing but dollar bills and quarters, he checked his right pocket and felt around. Instantly, he found it. He quickly snatched it out and looked around to see if anybody was around. As the coast was clear, SGD started to move his key card to the card scanner. He chuckled as he slid his card key through the lock, but just as he was about to enter his personal facility, he was interrupted by Max.

    Max:Well, you have a plan in mind?

    (DELETED SCENE)

    SGD:DID I ASK YOU IF I HAD A PLAN?! DID I EVEN ASK FOR YOU? NO, I DIDN’T, YOU SORRY-ASS BITCH!!! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE A KICK IN YOUR DIRTY, FUCKING, NO-GOOD, BITCH-ASS CHIN!!!!! OF COURSE I’VE GOT A PLAN, BUT I’M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU, DO YOU KNOW WHY, YOU SHITHEAD???!!!!!!!!

    Max:No, I don’t…

    SGD:SHUT UP, BITCH!!!!! GOD, YOU’RE SO FUCKING LOW YOU COULD BE A VETERAN!!! YOU’RE NOTHING!!! DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE???!!! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Max:LISTEN TO ME, YOU FUCKING PIG!!! I’M TIRED OF YOUR MONKEY-ASS PUSHING ME AROUND ALL THE TIME!!! I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING FUNNY-LOOKIN ASS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

    SGD:ENOUGH!!! HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT???!!!

    Max:WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MOMMA!!!!!! ENJOY YOURSELF, YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!

    SGD:I’M AFRAID YOU MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE…..HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

    Max:NO, I DID NOT, YOU…AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Max wailed in pain and agony as SGD slammed his fist right into Max’s abdomen. Max knelt and began to cough repeatedly. SGD laughed maniacally as he looked down at his fallen comrade. Max growled and rose to his feet with an arm over his stomach. He glared at SGD and prepared for another conflict…

    (DELETED SCENE END)

    Meanwhile...

    Dan and the Veterans arrived at a private hangar on a remote island Dan purchased. Inside was a gigantic jet used for special purposes.

    Dan:Ok. We've got to arrive quickly, or else Julia will be killed. I pray we get there in time. I’m just terrified that something will happen to her.

    Evilgrinch:Dan, we know how much you love her, but you have nothing to worry about. We'll get her back for you.

    Dan:I just can’t get that feeling, Evilgrinch, but you’re right. I don’t think SGD is worried about Julia, he’s drawing his attention mainly towards us. Now…we’ve got two transportation units:the ship and the jet. Yet…..there’s nobody else who knows how to operate any of the two but me.

    Dan pressed a button on the remote control he was holding on to. A few seconds later, a hovering sound erupted as a giant pod opened up in front of the Veterans. They slowly watched as a turboshaft ship, about the size of a submarine, appeared in their view.

    Out of nowhere, a voice approached from the distance.

    Voice:Well, it takes two, buddy.

    Bob Klein, a long-time friend of Dan’s, appeared from the darkness with two other people with him. He started towards his old friend, dressed in camouflage. Beside him were Majestic-1 and Jon, two other long-time veterans from Dan’s JP3 Page, who were also dressed in camouflage.

    Dan:Bob? Is that you, man?

    Bob:Yeah. How's it going?

    Dan shook hands with his friend and gave him a big hug.

    Dan:I haven't seen you in five years! Where were you…I mean, what were you doing???

    Bob:Taking a break. A very long break.

    Bob smirked at Dan, who quickly came to his senses and told Bob what happened.

    Dan:Did you hear about Julia?

    Bob:No, what happened? Is she all right?

    Dan:She will be unless time manages to beat us.

    Bob:Why, what will happen?

    Dan:SGD and the Allience will kill her.

    Bob looked surprised and started to ask an onslaught of questions.

    Bob:SGD is back? How did he come back? How did Julia get kidnapped? Finally, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ALLIENCE?!!!

    Dan:Bob, just shut up and pick one of the vehicles. We don’t have a lot of time here!

    Bob:Fine, I'll take this bad bitch over here…

    Bob points his finger towards the ship while he continued to talk.

    Bob:…and you take the jet. I'll take half of the members and you take the other half. Now, let's get our asses moving!

    Bob started to select different members randomly as he pointed out to a member, one by one. Finally, after he finished his little draft, the members he had selected was clear:Spinoboy11, Seth Rex, Rancor, Jurassiclaw, Dac, beno_yo, Brad, Lagosuchus, Dino-Snore, Dark Element, ernie the velociraptor, RaptorClaw and AcroIguana. His two buddies, Jon and Majestic-1, also joined him.

    Dan didn’t worry about selecting any members, since it would just be a waste of precious time. He just nodded as the rest of the Veterans entered the jet. The other members were Evilgrinch, Vader, Dark Hunter, Icebreaker, Matrix, Chaos_Edge, Carnotaur3, AlanGrant5, Post Grant, Vito Hardy, TREX...rage!!, and rex_defender.

    Dan and Bob had loaded up their chosen members into the vehicles as they immediately ignited the engines. From inside the jet as the pilot, Dan pressed another button on the remote control as an enormous door opened, allowing them to leave. Both Dan and Bob chuckled from inside of the vehicle they were piloting as they revved up the engine and took off. From outside, Dan looked down as the jet and the turboshaft ship exited the compound. Below him, he saw Bob piloting the giant ship with excellent control over it.

    Evilgrinch:Ah, well gentlemen…this is it.

    AlanGrant5:Yep, the time has come.

    TREX...rage!!:Damn, I can't wait to fight! Fire is flowing through my veins!!!

    Icebreaker:Same here, buddy. I bet we all can feel it.

    Matrix:I just can’t believe the shit that’s going on right now. I even can’t believe SGD kidnapped Julia! Hopefully they won't kill her...

    Dan growled in a low tone up front, overhearing Matrix’s words.

    Even though Dan’s group is excited about the battle…Bob’s group is even more hyped…

    Meanwhile...

    Bob was wooing and laughing up front as the waves smacked against the port of the ship.

    Spinoboy11:They’re all going to rot in hell as soon as we beat the living fuck out of them!!!

    Seth Rex:Hey, relax.

    ernie the velociraptor:Yeah, but remember, you’ve still got other spammers that are going to be joining the Allience, like RiverWorld and Snirtrex.

    Lagosuchus:Leave those two to me. I'll handle them.

    Jurassiclaw:Are you sure you can handle them both? They make a good team, Lago.

    Lagosuchus:Don't worry about me. You guys just try to get Julia and high tail out of there. As for SGD and his minions… Evilgrinch will take on SGD, Spinoboy11 gets Max, and Vader definitely gets to take on rudee.

    AcroIguana:Stop trying to play hero, Lagosuchus. They’ll rip you apart!!!

    Lagosuchus:Shut up, you asshole! I'm tired of you flapping your gums!

    Bob:Shut the hell up! The bottom fucking line is when we get there, the entire Allience will all wish that their mothers hadn't met their fathers.

    All the Veterans silented and listened as sea gulls shrieked. An enormous flock of them flew overhead the ship. Above, Dan sighed and continued to fly as the sun started to set.

    Bob looked as an island appeared. A giant tower could be seen in as the moon was rising up into the night sky. Stars were already visible, and the smell of war was just minutes away…

    Chapter 8…Coming Soon!

    4/19/2003 12:22:55 AM

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