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Armageddon:Dan's JP3 Page - Chapter 3 - Special Edition
By Spinoboy11
Chapter 3-War is Declared
Spinoboy11, Evilgrinch, Vader, and Post Grant were on the shoulder of the interstate. The engine for Spinoboy11's Camaro was blown, with smoke sizziling its way into the air. Evilgrinch stuck his thumb up towards the highway, hoping to attract any vehicle passing by. Standing beside Evilgrinch was Vader, who was leaning against the car while talking on his cell phone, trying to call in a tow truck. After several seconds passed, he roughly pressed the "off" button on his phone.
Vader:Bastard!
Interrupted by Vader, Post Grant forgot about fixing the car and rose up from underneath the hood.
Post Grant:What?!
Vader:No one's picking up.
Spinoboy11 sighed and clapped his hands together, not noticing Post Grant and his angry glare.
Post Grant:Should've took my van. You went too god damn fast.
Spinoboy11:Oh, shut the fuck up! Your crappy-ass van can only go about 1/4 as fast as this thing can!
Post Grant:Well, I've got an opinion...
Evilgrinch, after hearing enough, immediately inturrupted.
Evilgrinch:Quit it, you two. Enough of the car business bullshit you guys got going on here!
Suddenly, luck came. Evilgrinch managed to have a van pull over behind the Spinoboy11's Camaro. Vader sighed in relief as the driver rolled down his window and asked them for a ride. There was a clear space for them to sit in the back. The driver could barely be seen. He had a beer with him, which he firmly held in one hand.
Driver:You guys need a ride?
Vader:Hell yeah! Can you give us a lift?
Driver:Sure. Get in.
Vader opened the sliding door and hopped in, followed by Evilgrinch, then Post Grant, and finally Spinoboy11. The driver took a slirp of his beer and asked where the four were headed.
(DELETED SCENE)
Post Grant:Pardon the interruption, sir, but are you driving under the influence of alcohol?
The driver took another drink of his beer and looked at Post Grant in the rear view mirror. He smiled and answered to him.
Driver:Why are you so concerned, man?
Post Grant:I'm concerned about my safety, for Christ's sake!
Driver:Fuck you and your highway patrol rules!
Post Grant:That's enough! Pull over! I'm getting out of here!
Driver:Ok, Post Grant.
Post Grant:How do you know my name?
Driver:It's me, Raptor-Rex, you retard.
Post Grant responded in a sarcastic tone to his fellow veteran friend.
Post Grant:Oh, you son-of-a-bitch...
Vader:Raptor-Rex! How's it hanging, dude?!
Raptor-Rex:Hey, Vader! Who else is with you?
Vader:Well, you've already seen Post Grant, and we also have Evilgrinch and Spinoboy11 with us.
Raptor-Rex:Wuz up, guys?
Evilgrinch:Nothing much, hey can you give us a lift to the Raven Community Center?
Raptor-Rex:Sure, I'm heading there, too.
(DELETED SCENE END)
Vader:Well, let's roll. We don't wanna be late.
Spinoboy11 looked back at his car, frowning. He was leaving a $24,250 Camaro. After staring at his car for a few seconds, he turned around and closed his eyes. Evilgrinch was sleepy, but he managed to stay awake. Post Grant slirped a bottle of Sprite he had picked up earlier at a gas station. Vader was up front, talking to Raptor-Rex, who he hasn't seen nor talked to in years.
LATER ON...
The van had arrived at 10:00, on the dot. The five got out of the van and quickly ran for the entrance of the center. When Evilgrinch and the others entered, many members were sitting in the chairs, including The Crow, Parasaur.w, Seth Rex, Lagosuchus, Jon, Vito Hardy, Carnotaur3, TREX...rage!!, yvonne, and Xanatos. Dan sighed as he was sweating.
Dan:Finally, you guys arrive! Now we can start the meeting.
Evilgrinch, Spinoboy11, Vader, Raptor-Rex, and Post Grant looked around the area where the chairs where, all of them taken. They hesitated and just sat down on the floor. Dan cleared his throat and began talking.
Dan:Last night, the new member known as "Dino Davy" set up a meeting himself with all the other known newbies and the spammers, including SGD, Max, and rudee.
Evilgrinch, Spinoboy11, and Vader growled, with the thought that those three spammers were their arch-enemies ringing through their heads. Dan continued on with his speech.
Dan:Dino Davy told them that he had enough of the veterans calling the newbies "the door mat of the site" and other words such as "losers", "morons", and most recently, "mentally-retarded-stupid-ass-nothing but a giant piece of monkey-shit idiots". Now look what you guys have caused! You're nothing but a bunch of fuckheads!
Dan cleared his throat and wiped another sweat from his forehead as he carried on.
Dan:He brought in SGD, who agreed to come up with a plan to join the newbies. Now he, Max, rudee, Dino Davy and all other newbies have formed the "Allience". They will be an unstoppable force for this site if we don't stop them. We need to attack them, and fast.
(flash of light)
SGD:We need to strike the heart of the Veterans!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
(flash of light)
Dan:So, are you in...or are you out?
Evilgrinch rose to his feet and began to speak out to the veterans and Dan.
Evilgrinch:We're in this, god damn it! We're going to end this shit now!
Dan smiled and rose his arms up towards the air in a cheerful way.
Dan:They will feel the wrath of the Veterans!!!
The veterans started to whistle and cheer in excitement. They rose up from their seats and began to exit the center. They were prepared for war and full of adrenaline. Raptor-Rex chugged down the rest of his beer.
Vader:Time for some ass to be kicked...
Evilgrinch:SGD's mine...heh heh heh.
Spinoboy11:Max's ass is mine!
Vader:rudee bang is gonna become some pootie-tang!
Spinoboy11:Yeah, let's do it, guys.
Chapter 4...Coming Soon!
3/9/2003 11:20:34 PM
(Updated: 3/24/2003 11:40:48 PM)
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