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    Armageddon:Dan's JP3 Page - Chapter 11 - Special Edition
    By Spinoboy11

    THIS IS THE ORIGINAL CHAPTER 12 FROM A:DJP3P FROM JUNE, 2002, THAT'S NOW CHAPTER 11. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT I'M DOING THIS SO I CAN GET BACK ON TRACK FOR MY FUTURE FAN FIC RELEASES

    Chapter 11-Dino-Snore's Mutation

    Dac looked at Dino-Snore in distress. Dino-Snore tilted his head down, dangling his stopwatch that hung from his neck. Dac tapped his fingers against the steps. Fire burned next to him. Dino-Snore's watch suddenly beeped rapidly. Dac jumped while he was sitting. Dino-Snore chuckled and pressed a button on his stopwatch. The beeping stopped.

    Dac:I hate it when your god damn alarm goes off.

    Dino-Snore:Shut the f*** up, you Aussie bastard.

    Dac:An Aussie...what? Oh, that's it.

    Dino-Snore:Watcha gonna do about it?

    Dino-Snore gave an evil smirk. Dac was frozen in shock. Dino-Snore never acted like this. Something terrible was going on. Dac didn't answer Dino-Snore's previous question. Instead, he gave one of his own.

    Dac:What in the hell is the matter with you?

    Dino-Snore:What's the matter with me?! No...what's the matter with you...AHHH!

    Dac:What the f***?

    Dino-Snore:Whew! Got a little light headed there.

    Dac paused...not saying a word. He suddenly turned from shock to skeptic. Dac turned his head and grunted in question while looking at Dino-Snore.

    Dac:Ok...Dino-Snore...are you all right?

    Dino-Snore:What are you, high?! I'm in the best f***ing shape of this here tower!!! Shit, I feel like I'm the king around here!

    Dac:Whatever floats your boat...you had me scared shitless there. Damn!

    Dino-Snore:Yeah...whatev...AHH!!! GOD!!!

    Dino-Snore yelled in pain once again. He held onto his head and squeezed, ripping strips of his hair. His veins were rising through his skin. Dino-Snore's eyes turned gleaming white. His right hand turned into a claw. His body grew bigger and more muscular. Dino-Snore screamed out louder. This time, the other Veterans heard him. They picked up their guns and started to jog to where Dac and Dino-Snore where. Dac came charging towards the other Veterans.

    Dac:RUN!!!

    The Veterans all stopped and stood silent. They then tilted their heads back and laughed. Dac looked in question and fear at the same time. A roar was heard and there was Dino-Snore...except, mutated. Dino-Snore was now 10 feet tall and nearly 340 pounds. Dac was fascinated of what happened to Dino-Snore. Dino-Snore roared again and began to walk towards Dac and the Veterans. Dac hesitated and snatched a gun from Raptor-Rex, who was nearly right beside him. Dac cocked it and aimed.

    Dac:Stay away! You green son-of-a-bitch!

    Dino-Snore didn't stop an inch. He didn't even mind what Dac was saying.

    Dac:I'm warning you!!! You better not come any closer, you fat sack of shit! God damn it, this your last chance!

    Dino-Snore suddenly stopped, nearly 100 feet away. He just stood there and looked. Dac released the gun of its aim and brought it to his side.

    Dac:That's more like it.

    Raptor-Rex:God...what happened to him?

    Dan:I don't know.

    Jon:That's a real tough bastard there, now. This is...this is incredible.

    Bob:Well, he's a Veteran...we should name him!

    Dan:Bob, he's all ready got a name!

    Jon:Yeah...it's Dino-Snore, if you haven't noticed.

    Bob:Listen to me, you pair of dumbshits...this is not Dino-Snore...this is...a freak! We'll name him...Roy.

    Dan:Roy?! You stupid ass, that's a fag name!

    Jon:Got that right!!!

    Bob:Well, I'm gonna name him, no matter what!

    Dan:Fine, have it your way.

    Suddenly, out of nowhere, in an echo sound, Dino-Snore's voice could be heard.

    Dino-Snore:Dacccccccccccccc.

    The voice faded, but then came back. Dac and the Veterans looked at Dino-Snore.

    Dac:Dino-Snore?

    Bob growled and grabbed Dac by the shirt. Dac was surprised when he saw Bob do this action. He looked up at Bob in a pissed-off look.

    Dac:What, Klein?

    Bob:Listen to me...Domy! This thing's name is Roy! Got it?

    Dac:It's Dino-Snore, now f*** off.

    Bob:You piece of...

    Dino-Snore interrupted Bob's confrantation with Dac.

    Dino-Snore:Bobbbbbbbb.....leavee himm aloneeeee.

    Bob:Look at you, Dino-Snore! You've......CHANGED!!!

    Dino-Snore:Noooooo shittt. Yyou think I hhhhaven't nnoticed?

    Dino-Snore's voice was getting worse. It seemed to be fading more and more. Dac tried to walk up to Dino-Snore, but Bob still had his hand ahold of Dac's shirt.Dac tried to pry loose from Bob's grip, but Bob didn't let go. Dac pulled harder, but Bob wouldn't release him.

    Dac:What's your problem, god damn it?

    Bob:He's tricking you. He's gonna kill you if you go over there!

    Dan yelled out from the back.

    Dan:Bob, don't be such a dick.

    Bob:Shut up, Dan! This doesn't concern you!

    Dan flipped Bob off. Bob set his eyes back on Dac. Dac tried with all his might to pull loose, but Bob's grip was way stronger than he could handle. Dac tried to punch Bob, not taking any more shit from him, but Bob grabbed his fist and squeezed. Dac tried to punch with his other fist, but Bob also blocked it, grabbing ahold of Dac's wrist.

    Dac:You got me...for a while.

    Dac kneed Bob in the stomach and headbutted his head. Bob wrapped one of his arms around his upper abdomen, with the other pressed on his forehead.

    Jon:Shit, Bob, he popped you there!

    Dac ran over as fast as he could to Dino-Snore before he faded away. When Dac ran up to him, he turned behind to see Bob recovering and starting to chase after him. Dac asked Dino-Snore a final question.

    Dac:How can I bring you back?

    Dino-Snore:I'mm ssorry Dacccc...yooooou cccccan't.

    Dac:Why?

    Dino-Snore:SGD ppput aaa cccurse ooon meeee. Heee hhhas
    theseeee sssspecial techniquess ttthat heee cccan use to ppposess pppeople. I'mmmm aaan eeeexample. Lllook aaat meee...

    Dino-Snore's awkward body was becoming more and more transparent. He was fading into the light more and more each second. Dac watched as Dino-Snore left and never came back.

    Bob was 5 feet away from Dac when Dac yelled in anger and elbowed Bob in the chest. Bob spewed out saliva from the power Dac packed in the attack. Dac tackled Bob to the ground and started punching him. He continued to take away a piece a Bob's health with each punch.

    Meanwhile...

    Spinoboy11, AcroIguana, Evilgrinch, Charlotte, Vader, Dark Hunter, Spiderman, Rancor, Jurassiclaw, and Carnotaur3 were walking around the second part of the tower. Spinoboy11 kept on looking at the map, fiddling with the light to see it.

    Spinoboy11:Piece of shit.

    Jurassiclaw:What?

    Spinoboy11:This flashlight. It keeps on giving out. The batteries are dying. Shit!

    Carnotaur3:Where did you buy that flashlight at?

    Spinoboy11:I don't know, and I don't care.

    Evilgrinch:AcroIguana, when do we get up
    to the top of the tower?

    AcroIguana:I don't know.

    Spinoboy11:Shit!

    Charlotte:What?

    Spinoboy11:The god damn map flew out of my hands!

    Vader:Where?

    Spinoboy11:Out the window!

    Vader and Spinoboy11 looked out the window and saw nothing but flames and debris below. Spiderman and Rancor chuckled from the back.

    Rancor:Now your f***ed, wonderboy.

    Spinoboy11:Shut up.

    Spiderman:I wouldn't piss him off, Rancor. Just a little advice.

    Vader:What's the difference, pissing off and advice?

    Spiderman let Vader walk by him. He flipped him off and looked at Evilgrinch.

    Spiderman:I am a superhero, that's the reason I came on this mission. If I wasn't one, shit, I'd be watching New Jersey and L.A. playing right now.

    Evilgrinch:I come for the money.

    Spiderman:Oh, really? What are you going to do with it? Wait, me...I'm going to by a Ferrari X30. That's what I'm talking about...heh heh. What about you?

    Evilgrinch:Invest it.

    Spiderman looked questioned.

    Spiderman:Dude, you're going to have all the money in the world! So, really, what are you going to do with it?

    Evilgrinch:Invest it.

    Spiderman scoffed and looked at Charlotte. She was holding the blanket in place.

    Spiderman:Do you want me to make that into a dress?

    Charlotte:How?

    Evilgrinch:Yeah, how?

    Spiderman:Give me your knife, Evilgrinch.

    Evilgrinch reached in his pocket and pulled out a swiss army knife. He tossed it to Spiderman. Spiderman cut two hole in the blanket. He put Charlotte's arms inside of them. He then tightened the blanket until it made a satin-styled dress.

    Charlotte:What do I tie it with?

    Spiderman:This.

    Spiderman sprayed a tight web around Charlotte's waist. She could let her arms move freely. Evilgrinch picked up the two cutout pieces on the floor and put one on both of Charlotte's wrists, protecting her wounds. She smiled and thanked Spiderman. She wrapped her arm around Evilgrinch's and sat her head on his shoulder. He smirked and started to walk towards to where to rest of the group went.

    6/23/2003 10:13:45 AM

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