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    Armageddon:Dan's JP3 Page-Chapter 5
    By Spinoboy11

    Where we left off...

    Max chuckled and prepared to pull the trigger. Jurassiclaw let out a tear and squeezed his eyes shut and thought about the heavens he was about to enter.
    Max laughed maniacally and asked Jurassiclaw a question.

    Max:It's too bad you have to die this early, so, any last words?

    Jurassiclaw:Sure, F*** YOU!

    Max:Not what I was expecting, heh heh. Oh well, you're about to die, anyway.

    Jurassiclaw:Go ahead and pull the trigger, cocksucker.

    Max:So be it.

    Max prepared to shoot, but he was tapped on the shoulder. He turned around slowly and saw Dark Element. Dark Element smirked and looked into Max's eyes, seeing evil and hatred deep down his pupils.

    Dark Element:When you mess with Jurassiclaw, you mess with me.

    Max:I guess that's true, but I'm about to finish you off!

    Max swiftly pulled the gun up to Dark Element's head, but he knocked it out of Max's hand. Max growled and punched Dark Element across the face. Dark Element took a swing at Max, who blocked it and kneed Dark Element in the stomach. Dark Element bursted out air and gasped for some more. Max laughed sinisterly.

    Max:Ha ha ha ha! Puny! I want a real fight!

    Dark Element looked up and uppercutted Max in the stomach and kicked him across the head, causing Max to fall to the ground. Dark Element ran over to Max, who responded to the attack by kicking Dark Element in the chest. Dark Element fell backwards and landed on the ground. Max got up and ran over to Dark Element. Max came up to Dark Element and started to kick him. Dark Element tried to block, but Max was way too fast for him. Max then jumped on top of Dark Element and started to punch him in face with hooks and jabs. Dark Element was bleeding all over his face. He had two cuts on his forehead, his mouth was spilling with warm blood, and he was fading away in life as Max demolished him. Jurassiclaw helplessly saw his friend get the shit beat out of him. Suddenly, a new hope came in Dark Element. He had a flash about his family and girlfriend. He pictured in his mind he was pushing his girlfriend on a tire swing. She was laughing and screaming as the wind blew in her hair. Dark Element had another flash of him and his girlfriend laying on a hammock, kissing and cuddling up with each other. Another flash showed him and his girlfriend holding hands in his car and seeing her smile. Dark Element came back to his senses and smiled.
    Dark Element kept the picture in his mind and punched Max in the jaw. Max stepped back, surprised.

    Max:What the hell is this?

    Dark Element smirked and got into his fighting position, which resembled that of a boxer.

    Dark Element:Thanks to love, I've got everything I need right here!

    Max yelled and ran after Dark Element, who flipped over Max and kicked him in the back. Max fell to the ground and got back up. Dark Element grabbed Max and punched him across the face. Max was about to fall down, but Dark Element grabbed Max by his shirt and punched him again and again, repeating what Max did to him. Dark Element stopped and stepped back, looking at Max, who was busted open with a deep cut in his head, Max was spewing out blood from his mouth, too. Dark Element then ran up to Max and dropkicked him, causing Max to soar through the open air. Max flew backwards through the air and landed on a piece of debris. He was coughing up blood and looked towards the dark night sky.

    Dark Element:Who's down now, bitch?

    Max slowly rose to his feet, limping, and looked at Dark Element with anger and rage.

    Max:YOU SHITHEAD! IT'S NOT OVER, YET! IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THIS FIGHT!

    Dark Element chuckled and got into his fighting postition, preparing for battle. Max didn't fight, though, instead he just walked backwards and headed for the back of the destroyed center. Dark Element chased him to the back of the building, but he saw nothing. He just saw smoke and fire, and smelled the fume of the flames. Dark Element looked skeptic, wondering where Max went. He wasn't aware that behind him was, indeed, Max. Behind him, Max rose a crowbar above Dark Element and hit him on top of his cranium. He fells down and his vision goes black.

    Spinoboy11 and Seth Rex peered down at Dark Element. Dark Element suddenly awoken and grabbed Seth Rex's arm. Seth Rex jumped back and tried to calm Dark Element, who was covered with black grease and bandages on his wounds. He was shocked, his eyes were wide open.

    Seth Rex:Damn, you scared me!

    Spinoboy11:Rise and shine.

    Dark Element:Wh...wh...where am I?

    Seth Rex:Dan's house, comfy, ain't it?

    Dark Element:Sure.

    Dark Element slowly rose up off the couch he was laying on. He stretched and walked towards the kitchen and saw Evilgrinch and Vader, who were drinking coffee and reading the paper. Evilgrinch looked up from his paper and saw Dark Element.

    Evilgrinch:Heh heh heh. Vader, our man has awoken.

    Vader:Ha ha ha ha.

    Dark Element flipped them both off. He took a seat and grabbed the sports section. Spinoboy11 hopped onto a seat beside him and took a sip of his coffee.
    Seth Rex started to make some more, turning on the coffee maker.

    Dark Element:Damn, my head hurts.

    Evilgrinch:Ah, boy, it'll heal. It won't be pernament. Heh heh.

    Seth Rex:What type of coffee, Dark Element?

    Dark Element:Decaf.

    Vader looked up and laughed. He looked at Evilgrinch.

    Vader:Decaf? That's for pussies like that dense Katie Couric on the Today Show.

    Evilgrinch took a sip on his coffee and spit it out on the table, laughing along with Vader. Vito Hardy, dark hunter, and Dac walked into the kitchen from the living room and grabbed a coke out of the fridge. Spinoboy11 looked up from the business page of the paper and yelled at the three.

    Spinoboy11:Get your goddamned hands out of there, fool!

    Vito Hardy:Screw you. I'll help myself.

    Spinoboy11 snarled and shook the paper straight. Dac walked over to the table and saw Evilgrinch, who was wiping up his coffee mess.

    Dac:So, what are we going to do?

    Evilgrinch:We're going to war.

    Evilgrinch had a white glare in his eye. He smirked and continued to read the newspaper.

    Spinoboy11:Right.

    Seth Rex smiled and finished making the coffee. He brought it over to Dark Element and poured it into his mug. Dark Element took a sip and sat his mug gently on the marbled table.

    Dark Element:What happened to me last night?

    Spinoboy11:You hit your head hard.

    Dark Element:Really? I thought I fought somebody, I must have been imagining.

    Vader:Yeah, you were on the ground, knocked cold. So was Jurassiclaw. It seemed somebody hit you with a type of metal object.

    Dark Element:Figures.

    Suddenly, Dan came storming from the living room. He was pale and frowning. He looked at the members at the table and wiped a tear from his eye. He was frightened to tell the veterans the bad and important news.

    TO BE CONTINUED...









    5/9/2002 10:51:15 PM
    (Updated: 5/9/2002 11:05:57 PM)

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