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Armageddon:Dan's JP3 Page-Chapter 1
By Spinoboy11
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A R M A G E D D O N:Dan's JP3 Page
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Dino-Snore's House:
Dino-Snore was at his computer on a cool, summer night. He took a sip of his
coke as he typed. Dino-Snore was on Dan's JP3 Page--the most popular website for Jurassic Park III news. Alongside him was Dark Hunter, who was a well known veteran on the site. As Dino-Snore tried to post his response on one of Vader's posts, he got a message from an unknown member.
Dark Hunter looked at Dino-Snore and nodded his head.
Dark Hunter:Go ahead and check it out.
Dino-Snore moved his mouse up to the upper left corner of his computer screen and clicked the "ok" button. Dark Hunter and Dino-Snore were surprised when they saw the member "Dino Davy", who gave Dino-Snore a message:
"Hey! I'm new to the site, and I wanted to know if you want to help me with a fan fiction on the site and be my
new friend, since all these "veterans" are fighting and taunting me.
-Dino Davy"
Dark Hunter laughed when he saw the message, so he responded for Dino-Snore. He turned the keyboard to face him, and began to write--
"I might help you on a fan fiction sometime, but I don't recall on being your friend. You're new, for God's sake! I don't know you!!!
-Dino-Snore"
Dino-Snore chuckled and shook his head after Dark Hunter sent the message. Dark Hunter sat back in his chair and laughed.
Meanwhile...
Dino Davy's House:
Dino Davy was surprised and pissed about what Dark Hunter said. He clunched his fists and growled. Dino Davy didn't bother responding, instead he sent a message to every newbie/spammer on the site. He wrote:
"Meet me at a meeting, Friday, June 21, 9:30 central time, it's urgent.
-Dino Davy"
His frown slowly turned into a smirk.
Dino Davy:I'll get back at those damn veterans...!
The next morning;7:30 a.m.:
Evilgrinch was in his bed, asleep. His alarm clock was beeping like crazy. He tried to turn it off, but he was too tired. But with one burst of quickness, he turned it off. He tried to go back to sleep, but he was interupted when his doorbell rang.
Evilgrinch:Spinoboy11, get that.
Spinoboy11, Evilgrinch's roommate and friend, was nowhere to be found in the room. Evilgrinch rose up from his bed, grumpy, and walked downstairs.
Evilgrinch:Shit...
When he reached the bottom of the stairs, Evilgrinch saw Spinoboy11 opening up the door, with Vader and Post Grant outside of it. Evilgrinch quickly turned around and quietly tip-toed upstairs, but Spinoboy11 spotted him.
Spinoboy11:Hey, Evilgrinch! You're up!
Evilgrinch let out a smirk and whispered to himself--
Evilgrinch:You're full of shit, you can kiss my ass.
Spinoboy11 let in Vader and Post Grant, two well known friends from Dan's JP3 Page and in the neighborhood. Vader scanned the room for Evilgrinch and saw him at the top of the stairs in his PJs and robe, stretching.
Vader:Hey, sup, Spinoboy11?! Brought some Bud Lite.
Spinoboy11:All right! Wuzz up, Post Grant?
Post Grant:Nothin much.
Post Grant and Spinoboy11 high-fived with their hands.
Evilgrinch started walking down the stairs. Vader and Post Grant waved at them, but he just walked past him.
Post Grant:What's up his ass?
Vader:I don't know, he never acts like this.
Evilgrinch walked outside with a mug of coffee in his hand. He saw the paperboy ride by. The paperboy threw the paper to Evilgrinch, who had his hand open to catch it. The paper roughly hit his chest. Evilgrinch shook his mug swiftly towards the paperboy, causing the coffee to spill out, almost reaching the paperboy. Evilgrinch picked up the paper, giving one last stare towards the paperboy, before entering back in the house.
Evilgrinch:Goddamn fool.
Spinoboy11:What'd you say?
Evilgrinch:The paperboy.
Spinoboy11:Oh, let me see it.
Spinoboy11 snatched the paper from Evilgrinch and headed for the living room. He turned on TV and watched the morning news report. Vader looked into the living room and shook his head. He talked to Evilgrinch has he entered.
Vader:So, what are you doing today?
Evilgrinch didn't answer. Vader blocked Evilgrinch and asked him--
Vader:How many beers did you have last night?
Spinoboy11 answered from the living room.
Spinoboy11:Three!
Post Grant eyes widened.
Post Grant:Damn! Boy, you need to cut down on that beer.
Spinoboy11 got up from the black leather chair he was sitting on and replied to Post Grant, who was signing on the Internet.
Spinoboy11:Now I know where the damn beer last night went. Next time I'm getting hard lemonade, Evilgrinch won't drink that.
Evilgrinch:Sure, I will. I'll drink anything but those club drinks and club soda.
Vader:I remember when you had Burbon on the Rocks, you puked that shit out, heh heh.
Evilgrinch finally laughed, along with Spinoboy11 and Vader. However, Post Grant was silent.
Vader:What's wrong, Post Grant?
Post Grant:The site...it's closed due to an invasion or something.
Spinoboy11:What?
Evilgrinch:Huh?
Post Grant:I'll check here, it'll take a few minutes to load, though.
Vader:So be it.
While Post Grant was working his magic, Vader, Evilgrinch, and Spinoboy11 walked into the living room, watching TV and reading the paper. Post Grant was tapping his foot on the floor, which was so loud that Vader had to turn up the TV to hear it.
Post Grant:Got it!!!
Vader, Evilgrinch, and Spinoboy11 quickly got to their feet and ran to the computer, it read:
"Due to the new group calling themselves the "Allience" taking over the site, the site will now close. If you're a veteran, call me and I'll tell you the date, time, and place where the meeting will be held at.
-Dan"
Post Grant quickly signed off and reached for the phone. He dialed the given number and held his breath for an answer.
TO BE CONTINUED...
5/4/2002 12:43:39 AM
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