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Jurassic Park Breakout 7: New Alacatraz
By Spino144
When all prisons around the world could no longer hold prisoners, they went and built New Alcatraz. That was the good news. The bad news was that they put it up in Jurassic Park,
Site B.
A year passed and there were 15 guards, including a warden patroling the facility, and the 9 inmates. They were given green slime to eat once a day, and their bathrooms had no doors. It was a living hell, but it was a living hell in Jurassic Park, New Alacatraz.
A fat cop walked Dr. Alan Grant and Dr. Ian Malcolm down to their cells.
"You don't understand! I can't be on this island, man!" yelled Grant.
"Man, haven't you heard of Chaos Theory?" asked Malcolm, to the cop. "Haven't you read any of my books, man?"
"Sorry, I don't know how to read, man."
"Man, you can't arrest us and put us in those cells on this island!"
"You guys like have the right to remain silent or we can, like, feed you to the dinosaurs, man."
They both shutup.
He put them in their cells just in time as a raptor came running in and attacked the cop. Grant quickly ran and got the cop's keys and opened up the cell.
"Don't move, man." said Malcolm
"Man, I already know."
The raptor looked around and eyed both of them and then went back to ripping at the flest of the cop.
"Good! Now run, man!" yelled Malcolm.
They ran down the hallway and ran into the warden.
"I was just watching Pokemon, man, what the hell do you guys want?"
"We need to use your phone, man!" said Grant.
"Why, man?"
"Because, man."
"Okay, it is right over there, and don't make too much noise, man."
"And you don't move, man."
"Why, man?"
"Just don't, man."
"Okay, what ever you guys say, man. You guys are scientists right?"
Then the dinosaurs, like the T-Rex started to walk around outside, and the raptor ran inside and jumped the warden.
"Damn, man! No one else hasta die!"
"Don't jynx it, man!" said Dr. Malcolm.
"Rrright!"
The helicopter was in the distance. They rod away from the continet.
"Are we fudges now?"
1/24/2003 3:58:06 PM
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