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Revenge for a faulty Crank DVD
By Seth Rex
Revenge for a faulty Crank DVD
4:30 and Seth got back from K-Mart with his DVD. The movie he bought was Crank, and he was looking forward to it. Popping it into the DVD player, he sat back and awaited the main menu…which never came. Instead, the DVD tray popped back out and it said ‘cannot play this disc’. He got up and looked at the disc. It was scratched as fuck! Seth was pissed. He screamed and yelled and threw the DVD around until it hit a wall. His grandma came out from her room and said, “Don’t make any noise I’m trying to sleep!” He grabbed the DVD and said, “Screw you!” And then he threw the DVD at her. The DVD cut into her head and she fell dead. He was REALLY riled up now, and so he got a bag and grabbed his home made baseball cleats, which he had set with nails from a hardware store. He got into the car and drove out towards K-Mart. It was time for some good ole fashioned Revenge.
The day was sunny, the mood was clear. DEATH… MAYHEM... DESTRUCTION! Seth drove as fast as he can, not a care in the world. He wanted to get to K-Mart good and fast. The idea was simple. Go in, kill people, and walk out with new copy of Crank. The question, was how difficult was it going to be? He’d have to be able to find the copy, while killing those people. Well ok maybe not that difficult. He parked the car. He got out and walked towards the entrance when some old lady was pulling out in front of him. He waited but the old lady was as slow as a snail. He lost all patience and walked around, opened the door, dragged the old lady out of the car and put her head through the open window, then closed the window so that the thing was around her neck, then he let her drag while he put the car on neutral and began rolling it down the road. Seth watched as the car, with the old lady choking, went into the main road, and a bus hit it on the side where the old lady was. That must have killed her instantly, as he was sure it decapitated her. He was satisfied as people were shocked by what had happened.
Inside the store, he saw one of the cashiers. This cashier sold him the Crank DVD. That was a must-kill for him. He walked over to the lady and smiled. “You sold me Crank on DVD.”
“Yes sir. Did you like the film?” the cashier asked. “Well I might have, but it’s scratched as fuck.” The cashier frowned. She said, “Well we can replace it and get you a new one.” “That would be nice but it’s in the cranium of my dead grandmother, and well your next.” He then walked around to get to her but she backed up. When she tried to run he grabbed the cash register and keyboard, and threw the keyboard at her. It hit her and she fell back. She tried to scream for help but he slammed the computer monitor onto her head and killed her. Everyone else looked towards him and he smiled. “She got deleted.” Then he walked off towards the electronics department.
When he got passed the lawn and garden center, he saw a lawnmower. He grabbed it and walked off. Soon an electronics salesman saw him and had seen what he’d done to the cashier. He tried to stop Seth but you never stop a rampaging rex!
“Sir I need you to leave,” he said. “Not before I get my Crank.” Seth then kicked him in the nuts and dropped him. He then put the salesman’s hands on the floor, and made sure he kept them there. He started up the lawnmower. “Oh dear god please! Have mercy, I only work here!” the salesman said. “I’ve got no mercy…no remorse…no emotions.” Then Seth ran the lawnmower over the salesman’s hand and the guy screamed as blood flew everywhere. As the guy screamed, Seth saw as others were gathering again. Then he figured he’s show them up. He raised the lawnmower up and slammed it on the guy’s head. Brain matter and blood flew everywhere, with pieces of hair and flesh hitting people.
Finally Seth got to where the DVDs were and saw Crank. But one thing remained. The manager had finally had enough and was coming with a bat. Seth smiled and quickly went to the sports section and grabbed 2 baseball bats…one metal and one wood. He then readied himself for the climax. The manager swung his bat but Seth ducked and hit him in the chest. Then he took the second bat, the metal one, and hit him in the back of the head. The manager fell down in pain and held the injury. Then Seth walked up to him and hit him over the head with the metal bat again. Seth smiled as this time it caused it to injure the manager and the guy began to bleed. But the manager got up again. He was woozy, but this guy wouldn’t give up. So Seth got his home made cleat out. When the manager made his move, Seth slammed the cleat into his forehead. The manager stood there and fell dead.
Seth grabbed his NEW copy of Crank and walked out of the store. Police and medics were everywhere. Everyone was too afraid to say who had caused all the mess. On the way to his car, he saw Raptorvinny. “Rampage?” Vinny asked. “Yep.” “Good one,” Vinny said. Seth went back home to watch his second copy of Crank. Raptorvinny walked around the store and saw the manager, on a stretcher. “Yep, he got nailed.”
1/11/2007 10:46:26 PM
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