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Revenge for Burning RaptorVinny's Tesla (Part I) By Rick Arnold
RaptorVinny was a notorious slumlord in Brockville, Canada. He owned several rundown apartment buildings in the city and was known for exploiting his poor tenants by charging exorbitant rents and providing minimal upkeep to the properties.
Despite his less-than-stellar reputation, RaptorVinny took great pride in his luxurious lifestyle. He loved nothing more than driving his shiny Tesla through the streets of Brockville, blasting Canadian death metal music at full volume as he passed by his miserable tenants.
One particularly brutal winter day, RaptorVinny's tenants had had enough. They had been suffering in their cramped, poorly-heated apartments, with no relief in sight. So, they decided to take matters into their own hands.
As RaptorVinny pulled up to his mansion in his Tesla, the tenants swarmed around him and dragged him out of the car. RaptorVinny screamed and begged for mercy as the tenants brutally beat him, pummeling him until he was a bloody, broken pulp.
Just as RaptorVinny thought it couldn't get any worse, the lead tenant, a large brutish man, grabbed a can of gasoline and began dousing RaptorVinny's beloved Tesla. RaptorVinny was forced to watch in horror as the lead tenant struck a match and set the car ablaze, the flames quickly consuming the vehicle.
As the flames roared and RaptorVinny screamed for forgiveness, the lead tenant leaned down and said, "Only God forgives..." before driving a hockey stick into RaptorVinny’s skull with a wet splat.
As the police arrived on the scene, a pair of deputies discovered the remains of RaptorVinny next to the smoldering wreck of his beloved Tesla. One of the deputies scratched his head before turning to the other. “Well, isn’t that something.”
RaptorVinny woke up in a dark, dank place that he knew must be Hell. He had always been a cruel and selfish man, so he wasn't surprised to find himself in such a miserable place.
As he looked around, he saw countless souls writhing in agony, their screams filling the air. RaptorVinny knew he deserved to be here, but he couldn't help feeling a sense of dread at the thought of spending eternity in such a hellish place.
Suddenly, a demon approached him. It was a demon of Vengeance, with a fierce and menacing look on its face.
"RaptorVinny," the demon said in a raspy voice. "You have been a cruel and selfish bastard, causing suffering and misery to those around you. But I offer you a chance to redeem yourself. Return to Earth as an agent of Vengeance, and use your powers to right the wrongs that were committed against you."
RaptorVinny's eyes lit up at the thought of returning to Earth and getting revenge on his whiny, ungrateful tenants. He had always been a vengeful man, and this was the perfect opportunity to satisfy his desires.
"Of course!" RaptorVinny exclaimed, a wicked grin spreading across his face. "I'm going to get revenge on those who burned my Tesla!"
The demon of Vengeance nodded, a satisfied look on its face. "Very well, RaptorVinny. You shall return to Earth as an agent of Vengeance, and you shall have your revenge. But remember, your actions will have consequences. Complete your mission, or risk facing even greater suffering in the afterlife."
With a wicked cackle, RaptorVinny disappeared from Hell, eager to begin his mission of revenge. He knew it wouldn't be easy, but he was determined to make those who had wronged him pay for their actions. He was RaptorVinny, the agent of Vengeance, and no one could stand in his way.
12/18/2022 10:18:39 PM
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