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Revenge For Being Banned From Dan's
By RaptorVinny500
Revenge For Being Banned From Dan's
Starring RaptorVinny
RaptorVinny typed in the dans jp3 page message board address, and pressed enter. He tried replying to a thread, but the browser said "You've been banned!"
"What the fuck!" RaptorVinny yelled. "Those fucking bastards!" He quickly asked RickArnold in the chat who banned him, and he said Dan did, because RaptorVinny was threatening to kill too many people. 'That son of a bitch, Dan,' RaptorVinny thought. He was pissed off now. Izzy came in to the chat. RaptorVinny kicked him out, and Izzy came back. RaptorVinny kept kicking him out, then finally banned his ass.
At izzy's house....
"Why does he keep kicking me!" izzy wailed. He then couldn't get in at all. "Noooooooooooooo!" he screamed. "I'll just play some Animal Crossing, then everything will be OK!" he said, with a tinge of hysteria in his voice. He couldn't find the Animal Crossing case, and he was getting a little worried, when his mom called to him, saying there was mail for him. "OK Mommy! Can you get me some cookies and milk too?" he said, running to the front door. He opened the package, there was a note. "Here's your damn Animal Crossing, AHAHAHAHAHA! - RaptorVinny. Izzy opened the Animal Crossing case in the box, and he found the disc snapped in half. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" izzy screamed, as he picked up his dad's shotgun, and blew his head off.
Back to RaptorVinny....
"I am going to rip Dan's head off and shit down his neck!" RaptorVinny yelled. RickArnold told RaptorVinny that there was a moderator meeting at Dan's in a couple days. RaptorVinny told RickArnold that if he would unban RaptorVinny, he would spare his life. RickArnold agreed. RaptorVinny quickly arranged plane tickets to Washington, D.C. at itravel2000.com He packed some of his "things" and drove to the airport. He got on the plane and sat down. There was a movie playing. The screen read "Blue Crush!" "OH SHIT!" RaptorVinny yelled. "NOT ON MY WATCH, BITCH!" He took out an ice skate and whipped it at the TV, and it blew up. Everyone on the plane started to cheer. He wanted to sleep, so he got everyone on the plane to shut up by dumping retarded piranhas on the guy that was cheering the loudest, JP genesis. They gobbled him up and he screamed. Everyone immediatly shut up. After that RaptorVinny went to sleep.
He woke up after a couple hours, and the plane was landing. He got out of the plane, and went to get some of his luggage. The clerk, Dark Element, said they lost it. RaptorVinny took out a grenade and threw it behind the counter, and it exploded, sending Dark Element flying. RaptorVinny went into the back, where the luggage was kept, and he pressed a button on his watch. A red flag popped up out of the pile of luggage. RaptorVinny knew they would lose it, so he put a flag on it to make sure he would get his stuff back. He dug out his luggage, and then left the airport. He saw a Ford GT Concept in the parking lot. He ran over to it, and smashed the window. He threw his luggage in, and hot-wired it, and drove away. He saw some little dipshit on a moped, and accelerated towards it. He hit the moped and the man on it went flying. RaptorVinny drove straight at the man, and ran him over. RaptorVinny was now laughing uncontrollably. He then went to his hotel.
He went in the hotel, and went to ask the clerk, MegLives, where his room was.
"2nd floor, room 35," MegLives said.
"Thank you, piece of shit." RaptorVinny said
"Fuck you asshole!" MegLives said.
RaptorVinny took out a school bus and smashed it over MegLives head. "No! Fuck you!" RaptorVinny said. "What a fucking dipshit." RaptorVinny went up to his room, and went to sleep. He had a really bad dream. He dreamed that he lived in a world with no ice skates. He woke up screaming, "AHHHH! Phew, it was just a dream...." The clock read 10 A.M. "Time to kill those sons of bitches," he said.
He grabbed his supplies and left the hotel, and got in his car. He drove to Dan's house. He drove into the driveway, and got out. He took out an elephant and threw it through the window. He stepped into room. Yvonne was in the kitchen when she heard the glass shatter. She ran into the living room where RaptorVinny stood. He took out a bottle of vinegar and sprayed it into yvonne's eyes. She cried out in pain as RaptorVinny sliced open her stomach and pulled out her intestines, then strangled yvonne to death with her own intestines. He then fed the body to the elephant, then commanded the elphant to leave. It wouldn't leave, so RaptorVinny took out a rocket launcher and blasted the elephant, and the elephant went flying out the window. 'Stupid elephant,' RaptorVinny thought.
Malcolm came up the basement stairs, and said "What the fuck is going on up here?! Yvonne, did you fart again?"
"She ain't fartin' no more, biatch," RaptorVinny said, as he took out an axe and sliced Malcolm's stomach open. Malcolm screamed and blood poured out, and RaptorVinny grabbed Malcolm, and stuck his head in the blood. Malcolm's arms flailed as he drowned to death in his own blood. RaptorVinny took Malcom's body, walked over to the dead elephant, and stuck Malcolm up the elephant's ass.
RaptorVinny now went down to the basement of Dan's house. Ben, Dan, and RickArnold were all sitting at a table, playing cards. RickArnold quickly got up and ran up the stairs. "Where the hell are you going, Rick?" Dan said.
"He doesn't want to have nightmares, Dan," RaptorVinny said
"The fuck are you talking about?" Dan said.
"Oh nothing, just a bloodbath," RaptorVinny replied.
"If you don't get out of my house, I'll call the cops!" Dan said.
"If you call the cops, I'll blow up this Xbox," RaptorVinny said, holding up an Xbox with a bomb attached to it.
"Please don't hurt the Xbox! I'll do anything you say!" Dan said.
"Give me your phone," RaptorVinny said.
Dan handed RaptorVinny the phone. RaptorVinny put the phone on top of the Xbox, and activated the bomb, and dove away from it.
"Nooo! Not the Xbox!" Dan screamed, as the bomb went off and Xbox parts went flying. Dan picked up the Xbox emblem, and started to weep. RaptorVinny picked Ben up and F-5ed him through the table. He then took out a dilphosaurus, and the dilo spat in Ben's eyes, and then started to eat him. Ben screamed, but was cut short as the dilo ripped out his throat. Dan was still holding the Xbox emblem, and RaptorVinny spun around and kicked him in the face. RaptorVinny then took out five ice skates, jammed two in Dan's throat, one in Dan's chest, and two in Dan's head. Dan fell to the floor, blood pouring out everywhere. RaptorVinny then took out a shotgun and blew the dilophosaur's head off.
RaptorVinny walked up the stairs, and RickArnold was waiting at the top of the stairs. "Are they all dead?" he asked.
"Yep," RaptorVinny said. He pulled out a cell phone and called a news station and told them there was a murder at Dan's house. He then went to his car, and RickArnold got in the passenger seat.
"How many people have you killed now?" RickArnold asked.
"Fourty-three," RaptorVinny said.
"Wow, and no one has caught you yet?"
"The pigs are stupid, Rick. Watch this." RaptorVinny pulled up to a police station. There was about ten officers sitting outside. "Hey pigs! I just killed those people at Dan's house! Come and arrest me you fucking turds!" The cops just stared dumbly at RaptorVinny. He took out an assault rifle and blew away two cops, MartinRandle and Amber, then drove away. "See? Retards," RaptorVinny commented.
Back at Dan's house...
"Well isn't that something?" the reporter, Dash, said to the camera after looking at Dan.
END
(Total Dead: 10)
(Special Appearances: RickArnold, Dan, Ben, Yvonne, Malcolm, Dash, MartinRandle, Amber, izzy, JP genesis, Dark Element, Leo DiCaprio as Little Dipshit)
3/30/2003 7:14:00 PM
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