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Dan's JP3 Page Super Friends!
By Mr. Chaos
Voice over guy- They were once a bunch of board members. That is, until a nuke hit the site, and turned them into DAN’S JP3 PAGE SUPER FRIENDS
(See Mr. Chaos sitting in his mansion)
Chaos- Let’s see what’s on TV
(Flips through channels)
Chaos- Seen it, seen it, starred in it, hey, what’s this?
(See the set of Jerry Springer)
Masked man- Yea, the guys on Dan’s page are screwed fucking up, I mean, their dorkssssssss
Chaos- Oh hell no
(Hits the C! symbol. Butler runs after him.)
Butler- Sir, I need Your help, your dog Bates won’t behave
Chaos- You’ll have to master Bates on your own, I’m needed (Puts on Leather Jacket, Black jeans and sunglasses)
(See NVO at a office party)
NVO- Yea, I know Dan, I can let you into a party tonight.
(Sees C! symbol)
NVO- Sorry, got to go (pulls shirt open to reveal Super NVO symbol)
(At another mansion)
Carna- Yes, it is hard to be a millionaire playboy, but I do try to handle it.
(Sees C! Symbol)
Carna- Let’s ride (gets changed and hops into Carna mobile)
(At Maester’s aunt’s house)
Aunt- I tell you, that Spider Maester is a bad man.
Maester- Yea, Yea
(Sees C! Symbol)
Maester- Can we discuss this later?
Aunt- Has a nice ass though
Maester- Shudders
Voice over guy: Later that night, our heroes arrive at the studio
Batcarna- I swear, if this is about you getting a part on the Weekend Update post
Chaotic- Hell no, there is a guy in there insulting Dan’s page
Super NVO- So what, we do that all the time
Spider Maester- My ass is cute?
Chaotic- Ya, but your ass……. Ok, never mind, but he’s calling us dorks
Super NVO- DEATH TO HIM!
(run to studio)
Jerry Springer- welcome back. Today we’re talking to people who take the web to seriously. Our guest here wishes to remain unknown.
Masked man- Yea, those dorkssss wish they knew who I was.
Jerry- Well, here are some members of the board
(Super friends enter)
Batcarna- Oh, I can’t wait to take you out. (runs towards Masked man, but is knocked back.)
Spider-Maester- Take this (fires web, but blocked)
Super NVO- we can’t stop this guy
Masked Man- Yessss, you’ll never beat me dorksssssss
Chaotic (pulling out shogun sword)- You don’t know who your messin with!
(Attacks Masked man. Man blocks, then stabs Chaotic)
Spider Maester- NO, Chaotic
Chaotic- I’m alright. He didn’t hurt me, just like his comments don’t hurt me, for I know he’s really youralldorkssssss!
Youralldorksssss- So you found me out, what are you going to do about it.
Batcarna- This! (throws a ban bomb at youralldorksssss)
Youralldorksssssss- Ha, that can’t hurt me (blocks)
Chaotic- We have to fight him by using his insults and blocks against him
Super NVO- How?
Chaotic- Like this. YOUR MAMA
Youralldorksssss- that’s all
Everyone in studio- Your mama
Youralldorksssss- getting weaker
Everyone-Your mama
(chaotic walks up and stabs youralldorksssss in family jewels)
Chaotic- That’s for stabbing me bitch.
Voice over guy- Later, at Maester’s aunt’s house
Chaos- Thank you Aunt Maester, this pie is good.
Aunt- You’re welcome. Did you kids see what happened on the Jerry Springer show?
NOV- naw, we don’t watch that show
Aunt- The brave Super Friends saved the world
Carna- Is that right
Aunt- Yes. Even though Spider Maester really didn’t do anything
Maester (hiding anger)- Really
Aunt- Yes, but he has a nice ass
Chaos- Well, I guess We better let you and Maester get on to bed, I mean, with your lives
Maester- Wait guys
Carna, NVO, Chaos- See ya Maester.
Voice over guy- Will The board now be safe. Are the friends done fighting evil. Does Maester’s aunt still think his ass is cute. Find out next time!
7/15/2002 2:30:52 PM
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