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Dan's Jp3 Page Fan Fic Awards 2002
By Maester_Seymour
Dan's Jp3 Page Fan Fic Awards
Norman Osborn puts on his oxygen suit and walks into the hyper chamber of Re Gen. Dr.Kaufman gives Norman a vile of blood and a vile of spider poison from the same spider that bit Peter Parker.
"This is a vile of Spider-Man's blood! We will clone the powers of Spider-Man and create Mr.Finkle, also known as, DAN!" Dr.Kaufman takes the vile and walks to the cloning machine
After placing the vile into the cloning machine, Dr.Kaufman blends the poison with cat piss. The man starts to go into violent diarrhea and the test tube shatters.
"No!" Norman Osborn runs away from the scene
"Dan! Speak to me!" Dr.Kaufman walks in front of the broken tube
"We have a show to host!" Dan trips and falls out the window
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Tony Clifton walks onstage and Dan starts to slowly play the piano. Just as Tony starts to sing, the crowd started laughing.
"Shutup! When I am about to sing, I expect total silence!" Tony raises his hand and then looks back at the audience "That's Better!"
Dan starts to play the piano in rhythm.
"First I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without by my side." Tony starts to sing and the crowd cheers "But then I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong…. And I grew strong! And I learned to get along and now you're Back!" Tony sings louder and quicker as the crowd cheer louder and the Jazz player comes out "From outer space! I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face, I should have changed that stupid lock, I should asked you for they key… if I had known for just one second that you would be back to bother me…." Tony raises on a platform and a guitarist joins in with the jazz player "GO ON NOW GO!!! WALK OUT THAT DOOR!!! " Tony jumps off and does a ballet swirl " DON'T TURN AROUND, YOUR NOT WELCOME ANYMORE!!! Weren't you the one who tried to hurt with good bye? Did you think I'd stay there… Did you think I lay down DIE… OH NOT I!!!" Tony falls down "I WILL SURVIVE" Tony climbs the ladder back on to the plat form "As long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive! I've got all my life to live I got all my life to love to give I will Survive I will survive…" Tony humps the hair and then the crowd cheer and whistle, Tony jumps off the plat from and walks near the guitarist and Saxophone player. "I Will Sur-VehehehehehehVE!" Tony rips off his close and face revealing Andy Kaufman
Andy walks up to the mic as the music stops and in foreign man voice says "Dank you veddy much!" Every one laughs. Everyone cheer, whistle, and scream. Dan points to the big screen above him and Andy walks backstage.
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Dan sits down on his chair, eating chedder fries and drinking Pepsi. The T.V. goes on and Dan runs into the living room. The T.V rythmically starts to static almost making a word.
"That's...." The static motions
"That's what?" Dan yells
"That's not a Pepsi...." the T.V. continues
"Huh?" Dan gets confused
"That's not a Pepsi moron!"
"Ahh!" Dan shuts off the Tv and sits down
Looking at the Pepsi, Dan notices that the top clip thing is not a clip, but a zipper. Dan unzips it to find a Pepsi Twist. Dan turns the T.V. back on.
"How did you know that?" Dan asks
"You're talking to a T.V." the static motions
"Yeah... so... I'm clinically insane!" Dan continues
"I'm not a T.V." the Tv goes off
It turns back on and Andy Kaufman looks out from in the screen.
"Hello...?" Andy asks Dan "OK! Throw away that pepsi!"
"Philosophically it is Pepsi, but it is a Pepsi Twist." Dan yells
"Philosophically? WHATS PHILLISOPHICALLY!" Kaufman yells back "Throw that PEPSI TWIST away and Make 7 Up Yours!"
"So you're making fun of me?" Dan kicks the T.V.
"...MAKE 7UP YOURS!" kaufman screams " NOOO!" Dan throws the T.V. out the window
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"He wrote about Star Wars" Dan says
"And he is the Flooder Slayer… Beno_Yo and TobyCompy2.0!" Andy introduces as Beno_Yo and TC2.0 slide down the movie-film slide.
Andy and Dan walk backstage as Seth Rex and TobyCompy2.0 reach the podium.
"Hey!" Beno_Yo yells out
"Here's the nominees for 'Best Partnership Role" TobyCompy says and the room goes dark as the monitor reveals
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| Best Partner Role |
Hellbreaker III (TheCrow and Thade)
*G-G throws several pumpkin bombs at the survivors. TheCrow chases G-G and jumps at the glider, crawls on, and they start to fight.
"Come on Grinch!" TheCrow pulls out Sgd's sword and kills G-G "Ahaha! And I thought you were powerful!"
TheCrow lifts up Thade and they search for Seymour.
"You kicked some ass!" TheCrow lifts up Willow
"You go Super-Bitch!" Thade laughs
Willow runs away crying after Thade calls her a name.
"Thade!" TheCrow slaps Thade like a girl
"What!" Thade screams in pain*
Armageddon Dan's JP3 Page (Spiderman, EvilGrinch, Vader, Seth Rex, Rancor, and Dark Hunter)
*The Alliance just ran, not looking back. All of the Alliance then entered the tower. Veloci_Josh clicked the switch once again, and causing the door plummeted down to the earth. However, Evilgrinch, Vader, Spiderman, Seth Rex, Rancor, and Dark Hunter rolled underneath the door just in time. The Alliance did not notice the six members' entrance. Evilgrinch led them to a dark area. Suddenly, they fell through a loose floor. The loose floor was actually a trap door, and Evilgrinch and the others landed on the pavement of the dungeon. The trap door then shut.
Evilgrinch "Great, now we're f***ed!"*
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Beno_Yo pulls out the shiny award and the envelope.
"Want to read it?" TobyCompy2.0 gives Beno_Yo the envelope
"No… You read it!" Beno_Yo slides it to TC
"Ok… And the winner for 'Best Partnership Role' is…. Armageddon Dan's Jp3 Page by Spinoboy11!" TC yells out and Spinoboy11 walks onstage
"I'd like to thank the people who voted for me! Woo!" Spinoboy11 walks backstage, raising his award
Dan raises as the platform rises.
"He's one of the best rappers around and what would we do without Eminem!" Dan says and Ememin appears from the other side of the stage.
Emimem performs his "Without Me" song and the crows stick up middle fingers and stuff when it ends. Eminem goes backstage with Dan.
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"Here I am... lying in a pool of toilet water. How did it happen you ask? Let me tell you...
I came in one morning, I heard on the radio that toilets in Australia flush the wrong way, so I go into the bathroom... There I see posters of Dan... Everywhere... I look at my wife and kids, they run outside in their baseball caps, one with a mitt. "What are you looking at Kaufman dear?" My wife says, smiling... I just look away and close the door. I rip down the posters and put them in the toilet... Hoping for it to flush the wrong way like in Australia... The water overflowed... and I fell. That is how I got to be on the floor... wet...with the toilet still flushing after the last sound was made..."We're leaving dear!" My wife yelled ... I finally look into the toilet ... and it flushes the wrong way..."
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, From 'Hellbreaker III' Seymour, and the author of 'School Day', Aragorn8." A manly voice says echoing through the crowd
"We're here to present the … Best Hero Award nominees so… here they are!" Aragorn8 says at the mic
"The Nominees for Best Hero Award are" Seymour adds on
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| Best Hero Role |
DreamerGirl-Adventures of Spiderman (Spiderman)
"Spider-Man! Watch out!" Mary Jane screams as a pumpkin bomb is whipped at Spider-Man
Spider-Man shoots his webbing and swings to the bombs and kicks them into the air. The bombs blow up. Spider-Man swings away and Mary Jane runs into the library. Peter walks out of the bathroom and listens too MJ 's story all the way to her house.
GiantWang-Last Rounds (narrator)
"Then I realized yet again, I; I am an ex-cop and I can take the law into my own hands. Of course, in five minutes the arena was going to be surrounded by cops and SWAT teams. But they don't know what happened to me, and they don't know what I'm capable of."
Spinoboy11-Armeggeddon Dan's JP3 Page (EvilGrinch)
Evilgrinch yelled again as he saw many female bodies hanging above. They were all blue with blood splattered all over the women.
Evilgrinch:Are you okay? Here, I'll let you down!
Evilgrinch grabbed a chair sat it down in front of the woman. She moaned as Evilgrinch took a utility out of his pocket and sprayed acid through the chains.
Beno_Yo-Ben the Flooder Slayer(Ben Summers)
Ben looked at Becky. Then at Tara's floating and flaming body. Ben put his hand out and yelled
Ben: Freeze!
A light blue beam flew from his hand and hit Tara's body. It put Tara in a huge ice cube. Becky looked at Ben.
Becky: When did you learn the magic?
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"And the winner for Best Hero Role is… Spiderman from Dreamergirl's "Adventures of Spiderman" Aragorn8 announces
DG walks up to the stage and grabs the award from Seymour and lowers to the mic.
"I didn't entirely expect to win… Oh my god! This is awesome… Well I guess I should thank people, huh? I would like to thanks JurassicJustin for being there for me and everything I love yah baby! And I want to thank the people who voted for me… "DG says almost crying the three then walk backstage as Kaufman walks onstage
"They call him the F*cking prince of darkness and he's with his Daughter … Give it up for The Osbournse!" Kaufman yells and the room goes dark
Fire works blast and when it stopped, snow fell, and Ozzy came to the stage singing "Dreamer" Soon in the middle of the song Kelly Osbourne interrupted and started to sing her "Papa Don't Preach" song.
Dan slides down the movie-film slide and grabs a mic.
"Everybody… JurassicJustin and DreamerGirl!" Dan introduces and the crowd cheer
"So… JJ, who do you think is the best villain?" DG asks JJ
"You…" JurassicJustin says deviously
"Well… I'm not nominated, but these people were!" Dg says and the lights go out
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| Best Villain Role |
MaesterSeymour-HellbreakerIII (Seymour)
*The sky darkens to purple-black and Dan's Site blows up, people scattering and blasting from the explosion.
"Holy Shit!" Dan screams and suddenly trips and falls down a hill "Wee!"
Seymour stops Dan and raises him, then walks to Dan while the fire rages and the people run.
"Move Super-Bitch!" Seymour uppercuts Willow into the building and then grabs TheCrow by the neck*
Spinoboy11-Armeggeddon Dan's JP3 Page (SGD)
*SGD:We're going to bring them in here……..and blow the f***ers up!!! Dan will face me, and I'll demolish the son-of-a-bitch!
SGD was pissed off, not having many Veterans dead. SGD walked over to Veloci_Josh and punched him across the cheek.
SGD:You were supposed to have all of the Veterans in a group after the battle, with you in the middle of it, Veloci_Josh!!! Then, you were supposed to self-destruct. You stupid son-of-a-bitch, you blew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO THIS MEANS...YOU'VE FAILED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!VELOCI_JOSH, PREPARE TO DIE!!!*
Beno_Yo-Ben The Flooder Slayer (Payne)
*Payne: If you die…we will win. You see, young slayer. I was the reason your mother never was there.**lightning**
Payne: I am also the reason your father was never there. I tricked him into eternal life…in hell.
**lightning**
Payne: And your mother kept hiding from me and I never understood why. But I knew there was a child. I just never knew where you were.*
Carnotaur3-Home Sweet Home (The House)
*He's shaking his head now, pain dwelling up in his body, as he started to listen to the guy on the commercial.
GUY
Join us, Danny! Together, we'll be immortal. Together we can do what ever we want. Go ahead and kill her. Nobody will know. They will not prove a damn thing!
Dan jumped up and screamed at the guy.
DAN
NO!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!*
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"The winner would be…Ben_Yo's Ben the Flooder Slayer (Payne)" Dg says out lout and Beno_Yo slaps Seymour and Carnotaur3 as he runs up to the stage
"Wow… I won.. Thanks to everyone I guess" Beno_Yo says and then with Dg and JJ, he goes to the backstage area
After Beno_Yo's clearing, Yvonne walks to the podium with an award and envelope.
"I was asked to present this award and I new I wasn't in it so I was bumbed so I said ok." Yvonne places the award in the middle of the podium top "The Nominees for best Action Sequence is…"
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| Best Action Sequence |
JurassicJustin-Jurassic Park Survivor (Suchomimus Attack)
*"Suchomimus!" yelled someone from the group hysterically.
The Suchomimus dove back under the water. John could see its dark image under the water. That was when John ran to the other side of the river to join the group. He turned around and yelled at Nick.
"NICK RUN!"
Nick ran with the camera on his shoulder. Somehow Nick was still filming while he was running towards the tree. The Suchomimus started to speed up under the water. Nick was running as fast as he could when he finally reached the downed tree. He took careful, but fast steps. Just as Nick reached the middle of the tree, the Suchomimus jumped out of the water straight towards the tree. The Suchomimus clamped its jaws down on the tree inside of a big splash.
"NICK, NICK!?" shouted John.
MaesterSeymour-Hellbreaker III (Seymour vs Willow)
*"WILLOW!!!!" Xander runs at Willow, but Seymour blows him up into millions of pieces
"That was my best-friend and my boy friend!" Willow grabs Seymour by the hair and kicks him up into the air and then screeches
"Oh shit!" Seymour's skin rips off and he burns to flames
Seymour reappears and kicks down Willow. He forms an Ice Stake, but before he can kill her, TheCrow and Thade jump ontop of him, but are quickly blasted into the air.
"Die Super-Bitch!" Seymour jumps up and whips the Stake at Willow
The Stake slow-motions and Willow pulls a matrix move. Willow's eyes turn red and Seymour stops moving*
GiantWang-Last Rounds
*"I smiled again, couldn't help it. As I walked step by step, I heard a loud boom and fire filled my view. It was impossible to see, people in the lobby running around and all the fire and smoke billowed through my lungs. I was coughing, and finally I threw up. My gut was feeling bad, the feeling wasn't over. Still remaining deep in the pit of my stomach. All I was really thinking about was if my family was safe over on the other side of the smoke. Just as I wiped my mouth, a man ran past me. The man was on fire, running every which way until finally collapsing. It was the most horrible thing I have ever seen, blood was gushing from his side. His ribs were exposed, and it wasn't helping my gut."*
Aragorn8-Crimson Moon (Wolves Attack)
The wolf turns around quickly, Smith's arm still in it's mouth. It lets go of his arm and Smith is sent flying across the room. He slams hard into the doors, then falls to the floor, bleeding all over. The other wolf is chasing Lisa amongst the desks. She swings into the knee hole of one of the desks, and the wolf starts swiping it's claws at her. Brians steps up behind it and shoots it in the back.*
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"Well … The winner could be me, but unfortunately I wasn't nominated for it, but the winner now is…Hellbreaker III Seymour vs Willow!" Yvonne says with a tint of arrogance
Seymour walks up to the stage, but not before getting a cheap shot on Beno_Yo by pushing him into V-Girl's dress top.
"Thank you Yvonne…Thanks to everyone who uh … voted for me and this fight would not have been better without the help of Alyson Hannigan, aka Willow Rosenberg." Seymour thanks his fans and walks backstage with Yvonne
Andy Kaufman sits from the balcony with a mic, suddenly he jumps and swings onto the stage.
"Dank you veddy much" Kaufman 'danks'
Andy does his small Kaufman dance and grabs the mic.
"Everybody! The entire cast of Taxi minus me!" Andy Kaufman introduces the cast of Taxi.
Marilu Henner reaches to the mic and thanks Andy. Jeff Conaway waves to the audience and Danny De Vito bows, as does Marily Henner, Jeff Conaway Christopher Lloyd, Carol Kane, Randall Carver, Tony Danza, J. Alan Thomas and Judd Hirsch.
"We're here to present the award for Best Series…" Judd says
"What… Where's the christmas present?" Christopher Lloyd re-plays Jim Ignatowski
"No…No.. Christopher Lloyd.. We're PRESENTING the award. Not christmas.." Danny De Vito explains
"Oh… What bummer… Having christmas in June was starting to be a good idea!" 'Jim' says
"Ok, well here's the nominees for Best Series." Tony Danza announces
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| Best Series |
Beno_Yo-Ben the Flooder Slayer
Spinoboy11-Armeggedon Dan's JP3 Page
Dino_Dude-The Seventh Elite
Vader-Site Wars
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"And the winner is…..SPINOBOY11 ARMEGGEDON DAN'S JP3 PAGE!!!" Marilu yells aloud
Spinoboy11 runs up to the stage and makes his way to the podium, where Marilu kisses him on the cheek and gives him the award.
"Wow… again! Well Thank you again … I'm very happy!" Spinoboy11 starts to water and then goes backstage with the cast of Taxi
Dan runs onstage only in a speed and hides behind the podium.
"Um… Heh.. Give a Welcome to Scorpion… Dan's Jp3 Page's newest Member!" Dan runs backstage as Scorpion jumps down in his metal scorpion suit and radio-active stinger raised high
"Hello… They told me to just present the award! But you're abunch of Corporate Masters aren't you! I can tell! I CAN TELL!!! HERES THE FREAKING AWARDS YOU CORPORALS!!!!" Scorpion says and then jumps onto the ceiling and escapes through the roof
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| Best Newbie Fan Fic |
DreamerGirl-Adventures of Spiderman
PolarShore-Terror Island
CD-R-Eternal Slavery
Mess-Lost on the Island
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Andy Kaufman saves the day, by walking to the podium with the award and envelope.
"The winner for Best Newbie Fan Fic is… RaptorHiss's "The Sun Won't Rise"!" Andy Kaufman hands RaptorHiss the award and slowly runs backstage
"I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me, Seymour who nominated me and .. everyone else." RaptorHiss thanks, suddenly the room goes dark and the big screen once again goes on
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| Best Long Fan Fic |
Aragorn8-School Day
Neelis-Fragments of Life
Yvonne-Mission Isla Sorna
JPLuNaTiC-Total Conscience
RaptorHiss-The Sun Won't Rise
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RaptorHiss sees an extra award and envelope… As he opens the envelope he reaches for the mic.
"I win…. HA!!! I won two awards in a row! Whoohoo!" RaptorHiss shows the envelope to the cam and it shows on the big screen "" RaptorHiss runs away with both awards after saying his second speech
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"Every time an evil is born, a slayer must rise! Even if the evil is .... Speds!"
'Bob the Sped Slayer'
"I'm Bobba Lee Booboobobangleo Short for Booboobobangleotusoonamoonapoo... But some call me, Bob the Sped Slayer! Everywhere you go... if you see a sped ... you'll see me!"
Bob breaks the tip off of a sharpened pencil and jams it in the sped
Bob: Don't you speds know how to die?
Sped: Duhhhhuh...oh yes I know! * turns into dust *
Slanya: OH Bobba Lee! You saved me!
Bob: That's nothing ma'am... Slaying speds is my job! It is my dooty and Honor!
Slanya: OOOOOOHHHH BOBBA! * Bob runs off and Slanya smiles *
"Yup... I'm loved everywhere.. except for Sped hell! tahahahahahahaha*snort**Snort* ... oh I'm so funny... *Falls back on his chair* Ah! Moommmmmyyyyy!!!! I FALLL DOWN ON MY BUM BUM!!!!
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Dan walks out wearing normal, everyday clothes and jumps on top of the podium.
"GET READY FOR KORN!!!!!! FREAK ON A LEASH!!!! YEAH!!!!" Dan trips and falls on his face, but gets back up and kicks down the podium, making Hulk Hogan impressions with his arms
KoRn is lowered down from wires and as they jump the floor, fire bursts out around them and they sing "Freak On A Leash" Johnathon Davis brings our a rock of digital Televisions, and they smash their guitars into the televisions and then go backstage.
Andy walks up the platform, where the podium was put, in his Latka costume and the crowd goes silent.
"Dank you veddy much!" Andy 'Danks' the audience of dan's page members and others… "Straight from Jackass… WeeMan and Steve-O!" Andy introduces
WeeMan chases Steve-O to the set in their underwear.
"Woo… Kind of cold in here…" Steve-O leans to the mic
"That's because your naked or atleast in your underwear." WeeMan talks on the mini mic
"We're here to present the Best Short Fan Fic" Steve-O is interrupted
"Short! What, you calling short?" WeeMan interrupts
"The Fan fics…" Steve-O points to the big screen
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| Best Short Fan Fic |
TobyCompy2.0-Star Wars: The Hunt for Han Solo
PolarShore-Terror Island
Mess-Lost on the island
Spino Will Die-Jurassic Park 4, The Genesis Of Life
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"And the winner would be…" Steve-O reaches behind his UW "TobyCompy2.0!!!
TobyCompy2.0 runs up the platform and stands away from Steve-O.
"Um I guess this is good, but uh thanks! I didn't expect to win… so I didn't make and acceptance speech really…" TobyCompy says without touch Steve-O
They go backstage and Dan, with Andy slide down to the stage.
"I'm Andy!" Andy says
"YUP! And I'm Dan!" Dan says
"YUP! And the winner for Best Co-Written Fan Fic Writer of 2002 is…"Andy starts to say
"Tyrannorex112!!!" Dan yells
Tyrannorex112 runs up and hugs Dan and Kaufman and takes the award, waves to the audience and walks backstage.
"Yup! We're going to stay to present the Best Writer of 2002!" Andy says and then shoves the mic near Dan
"Yup Andy you're right!" Dan says with a smirk and then hits Kaufman over the head with the mic
Suddenly, Rancor drives on the stage with Dan's car, opens the door, and gives the two the award and envelope and drives away.
"Here are the nominees for Best Fan Fic Writer of 2002" Andy says in an almost serious voice
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| Best Fan Fic Writer of 2002 |
Vader
Bob Klien
Spinoboy11
Coder78
TobyCompy2.0
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"Obviously you can tell that the winner is …" Andy hits Dan with the mic and backs up a bit
"SPINOBOY11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dan yells and runs to Spinoboy11, and drags him to the stage
"Holy sh!t I won again… well thanks to everyone .. again!" Spinoboy11 says and the runs away with the awards he has won
"Oh wait… here's another…" Dan pulls out the Best Logo award and Kaufman runs into the audience to find the winner
"Jurassic Justin!!!!" Dan yells out and Kaufman grabs JJ and they run to the stage
Jurassic Justin grabs takes the award and hugs Dan and shakes Kaufman's hand.
"Um, thanx to everyone who decided I had the best logo. I had some stiff competition (AlanGrant5, Vader, etc.), honestly, I thought I would lose. I would like to thank Maester_Seymour for nominating me, my family for supporting me, and my paint program, cause without it, I couldn't make that logo. Thanx!" Jurassic Justin raises the award high and jogs backstage
Dan and Kaufman race up the slide and Tyrannorex jumps out from the popcorn box with Matthew McConaughey and they walk up the platform to the podium.
"Are you going to see Reign of Fire? LEMMI here a whoop whoop!" Matthew McConaughey yells
"WHOOP WHOOP" Everyone else yells
"Bettah Recognize! Eminem was great … don't you think Matthew?" Tyrannorex112 tries to act all rappish
"Eminem was great man! Anyway… here's the nominees for BEST FAN FIC"
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{BEST FAN FIC AWARD}
Bob Klien-My Perfect Life
Vader-Site Wars
Giant Wang-Last Rounds
Coder78-D.N.A
Dino-Snore-The Not-So-Evil Dead
{Best Fan Fic Award}
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"Can't wait for your movie Matt…" Tyrannorex blabs on
"Thanks. Anyway… The winner for Best Fan Fic goes to…. LAST ROUNDS!!!!!!!!!!! GIANT WANG!!!!!!
Giant Wang trips as he quickly walks down the isle and then gets back up and trips again on the first step. When he finally reaches the podium, he has a cut on his face filled with joy.
"I WON!!! WOOO! Thanks to everyone who voted, and helped this fan fic get here… Thank you Seymour for nominated me and commenting to my fan fic. Dan Rules! Woo!" Giant Wang cries
Small fireworks blast off as Dan and Kaufman escort the three backstage and mountain climb the platform.
"THAT'S THE SHOW! GOOD BYE EVERYONE!!!" Andy yells and waves
"In the words of the great Andy Kaufman 'Dank you veddy much'" Dan says and they doo the spider-man webbing symbol and then fly over the audience
(POST SHOW)
"This was great I actually won an award! Me and Jurassic Justin both won something … that's all that counts.." Dg and JJ get in the limo and leave
Tony Clifton walks out of the building and no one dares to interview him as he gets in his pink signature car and drives away. But everyone waits for Andy Kaufman, but he doesn't arrive.
"Hey Eminem!" Seymour meets up with Eminem and Spider-Man
"How did you think of the performance?" Spider-Man asks Eminem
"Hey it was great yo yo! I'm just yo happy to uh be here I guess… Hey! It's Dan!" Eminem looks for Dan
Sam Neill shakes Dan's hand and then leaves in his limo, as does Giant Wang, Vader, and William Dafoe.
The post show goes on throughout the night until the only person there is Spider-Man
6/13/2002 12:29:03 PM
(Updated: 6/13/2002 12:35:00 PM)
(Updated: 6/13/2002 12:41:52 PM)
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