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The Woes of Realitease
By Dac
Brief background
This began in early November, when Spino144 appeared on the message board to post a message about the movie Doom (and made a lame-ass pun in an attempt to make us laugh). Trev promptly told him fuck off. This is what followed.
Msg #3: On 11/9/2005 at 3:48:03 PM, the_westonator replied, saying:
he's a moron and your overly critical of other people's opinions.
Msg #4: On 11/9/2005 at 4:08:42 PM, Carna replied to Msg #3, saying:
And you underestimate how much of an utter douchebag you are. Fuck off, westonator. What kind of name is that? Don't even answer the question, I'm your overlord and you will refrain from speaking around me.
I agree with Trev, Spino144 is a complete moron. That was the dumbest fucking pun I've ever seen. Get the fuck off my site
Msg #10: On 11/9/2005 at 7:14:07 PM, the_westonator replied to Msg #4, saying:
what kind of name is carna? wait don't answer that question. you are not my overlord by any means. i'm guessing you are some overweight loser who jerks off to girls gone wild comercials late at night and has nothing better to do than yell pointless bullshit at people you hardly know. i'm not trying to piss off anyone. i try to give everyone a fair chance. maybe spino144 is a moron, but i don't know that. but if there's one thing i do know now is that you are an asshole. as you would put it, "fuck off douchebag!"
Msg #11: On 11/9/2005 at 8:18:15 PM, Aragorn replied, saying:
westonater, I think I speak for everyone when I say 'Shut the fuck up'
Msg #12: On 11/9/2005 at 9:14:54 PM, Jedi A. Malcolm replied to Msg #10, saying:
I got a bad case of the giggles when I read that. I'm sorry. It's hard to take someone seriously when they willingly challenge Carna. How little you know, westonator.
Msg #17: On 11/10/2005 at 12:02:42 AM, Dac replied, saying:
Westonator...you do not take on Carna. No one takes on Carna because no one is
A. That stupid
B. Going to win
Take my advice and withdraw your post
Msg #20: On 11/10/2005 at 11:56:21 AM, Carna replied to Msg #10, saying:
Answering my question with another question. Clever, dumbass. Just hand me your balls on a platter next time. Don't kid yourself, I am your overlord. I own you, and I find it hilarious when a dumbass actually refutes it "UR NOT MY OVERLORD LIAR@!!!"
i'm guessing you are some overweight loser who jerks off to girls gone wild comercials late at night and has nothing better to do than yell pointless bullshit at people you hardly know.
I'm guessing this was the money shot of your post. Pity. I figured that you'd squirt a little more than a drop. Now allow me to unload a couple buckets of pure manjuice on ya, sweetie.
i try to give everyone a fair chance. maybe spino144 is a moron, but i don't know that. but if there's one thing i do know now is that you are an asshole. as you would put it, "fuck off douchebag!"
Are you some kind of dickless Mother Teresa? Newsflash, dumbshit, everyone here knows Spino144 is a moron, and we have known that far before you struggled to be conceived out of that hookers pussy. Noone cares if you're trying to piss anyone off, because you are doing a terrible job of it in the first place. If you don't know he's a moron, then don't delve into this situation, you worthless, ignorant fuck.
Oh, and thanks for pointing out that I'm an asshole. What's next? Are you going to stop going down on me on the weekends? We won't see each other anymore period? Jesus, can you sound like any more of a vagina. Punching you in the face would be like penetrating Rosie O'Donnell's pussy. You make me sick. Giant vagina's like you need to be dealt with appropriately, so please, kindly fuck off. Queerbait.
Msg #30: On 11/10/2005 at 3:41:39 PM, the_westonator replied to Msg #20, saying:
i'm sorry but none of your insults phase me in the least. you just keep ranting on and on about vaginas and going down on rosie o'donnell or something like that. just wasting your time while i'm laughing my ass off because i know you'll do it again. which in reallity somewhat puts me in control over you. so go ahead make my day.
p.s. it's the_westonator if you or anyone else is going to attept to insult me at least do it right. thank you
Msg #31: On 11/10/2005 at 5:17:16 PM, Carna replied to Msg #30, saying:
Your stranglehold is so powerful, you've managed to misread every insult I said to you. You sad fuck. Next time you try and retort what I say, try not to use the very same angle I used on you. Dumbass.
It's nice to see that I've wasted my time, while still being able to sucker you into reply to every "useless" thing I say. I guess I've outdone myself. Oh, and that whole control explanation, yeah - that didn't make sense. Then again, it didn't make much sense for me to fuck your Downs-plagued sister, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
Make my day? What a tool
Msg #32: On 11/10/2005 at 6:38:17 PM, Realitease replied, saying:
Didn't "The_westonater" state in his first post that Spino was indeed a moron. Well, truth or not it still is an insult. So insulting a guy in what perhaps is a first post on a site that tends to be overly critical towards newbs(or noobs) is probably not the best way to start off. So either a. apologize b. run away and never come back or c. Try to out-burn Carna which is sort of impossible because the guy never stops posting insults once he gets going. Just thank god that a certain other Carna-like poster isn't on anymore*Rezsez* false cough.
Msg #38: On 11/10/2005 at 9:13:47 PM, Carna replied to Msg #32, saying:
Realitease, your dumbass once again fails to grasp the situation. Spino144 has been the resident retard on this site for quite some time. Long before you insulted us by joining this place.
Msg #40: On 11/10/2005 at 10:02:18 PM, Realitease replied, saying:
Carna, Carna, Carna, I think it is time for another flamewar...seeing as some people can't read. First off, dude get a grip I didn't insult you in any way or anybody else. Second, unless you forgot I had been here long before Spino144. This is a new name. Is it really necessary to debate this all over again? Hopefully not, because saying I insulted this board by joining it is about as wrong as your fetish of message board cyber-sex. I'm about as amused as this new guy on my prediction that had I even posted one innocent remark I would get flamed by you for it. But, no I tried to intervene and you go and be a cunt about it so now let it be known. You are a Fucking cunt and even if I have to go toe to toe with you for a thousand posts to prove that, I will. You are nothing, Carna and anyone who is giving you blowjobs on this site by agreeing with you is worse than nothing. They are trying to acheive being nothing. So quit being an ass, and fuck off. Noone needs you here, and most people would be alot happier without you here so leave, be gone, and go be the "overlord" of your sad waste of a life
Msg #41: On 11/10/2005 at 10:45:18 PM, Carna replied to Msg #40, saying:
The sad part is, my "overlord" statements got your prepubescent panties in a wad. The even sadder part is, you are unable to grasp the fact that this sites fraternity is compromised of a select group of us who enjoy ribbing each other, and you aren't one of them. You weren't welcome here when you posted your first worthless thread, and you're just as unwanted here and now. You're trying to speak for everyone, but the fact is - you're just echoing what everyone has been uttering about you. What the fuck have you done except piss people off since you got here? Don't answer that, the answer is "Nothing," and I just wanted you to think about it for a second. My contributions to this site when it was still alive were well-documented. You, on the other hand, have done absolutely jack shit since you've come here. So, get a fucking clue, and get the fuck off my site. "Cunt."
Msg #46: On 11/11/2005 at 2:47:28 AM, Dac replied, saying:
Realitease, why are you still here? Haven't we made it abundantly clear that your mentally-screwed persona is not welcome here?
"o either a. apologize b. run away and never come back"
You're as much of a noob as Westonator, so you're in no position to make demands of this nature.
"seeing as some people can't read"
Yeah, namely YOU. Read this, cockhead: FUCK OFF.
"I didn't insult you in any way or anybody else"
By inflicting your spasticated presence on us, you insult us. So rectify this problem and go to hell.
"I had been here long before Spino144."
No you haven't. Don't lie, you pedantic, pretentious shit-hung retard. You attempted to claim you were with the same bullshit excuse we've heard about five million times before, failed to provide any proof, or even tell us what name you were originally under so we could gain some verification. When asked to supply said name, you changed the subject and started screaming like a child at Rez.
"had I even posted one innocent remark I would get flamed by you for it"
No. We welcome newbies provided they:
A. Don't attempt to stuff misinformation down our throats (which you did)
B. Contribute intelligently to conversations (which you didn't)
C. Don't act like the sun shines out their ass (which you did)
When you failed to comply to said guidelines, you were in breach of some simple newbie rules and deserved a good ass-kicking (which Carna delivers - that's his job. Everyone has a job here. Chase supplies movie info, I'm the Australian correspondent smartass, Marto is the forum uncle-with-a-shotgun, and so on)
"You are a Fucking cunt and even if I have to go toe to toe with you for a thousand posts to prove that, I will"
Gonna take a LOT more than 1,000 posts, 1,000,000 or 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 posts before you prove anything more than how much of a mentally-disabled child you are
"You are nothing, Carna and anyone who is giving you blowjobs on this site by agreeing with you is worse than nothing. They are trying to acheive being nothing"
Wow, my god, I'm so divinely insulted! I've been called 'nothing'! Dear lord, run to the hills! Apparently we're nothing!
Jackass. At least come up with a better insult.
"Noone needs you here, and most people would be alot happier without you here"
Oh, I beg to differ! As I said, he is the punishment deliverer, and he makes this site a LOT more amusing by annoying pathetic anal-retentive losers, ie you
Now, read what's ON the lines, genius, if it's not too hard for you to do that. You are a retarded, whiny little bitch. Now we've all gone through that phase; I know I was, but that was a while ago. I got over it. It seems that you have yet to do so, and by the looks of things, it's gonna take a loooooooooooooong time before THAT happens. So do everyone here, you included, a favour, and begin the process of maturity elsewhere.
Now before you come back with some brilliantly thought-out response like 'I'm not immature, you are!', instead, think this over: the proof that you are immature is in this very thread, when you got your panties into a knot about Carna's methods when he wasn't even directing them at you, and then ripping on our dearly-departed friend Rez for no fucking reason.
Now fuck off
Msg #47: On 11/11/2005 at 11:02:28 AM, Carna replied, saying:
I don't care who you are, that's good stuff right there. Great job, Dac. He'll probably come back and try to justify his worthless, dick-grubbing ass by coming up with a counter-point, but he'll just be wasting his time.
Realitease, take a hint. You're a fucking joke
Msg #52: On 11/11/2005 at 4:40:37 PM, Dac replied to Msg #47, saying:
"I don't care who you are, that's good stuff right there. Great job, Dac. He'll probably come back and try to justify his worthless, dick-grubbing ass by coming up with a counter-point, but he'll just be wasting his time"
Thank you, sir. As for him making a half-assed comeback, looking at what he's dished out before it should be pretty amusing
Msg #53: On 11/11/2005 at 4:52:17 PM, Realitease replied, saying:
Dac, fuck off! You are as I mentioned one of those people who gives Carna blowjobs. You're a huge tool. Carna at least we know is an ass and fucks with everybody, you you are just some wanna-be who thinks he's hot shit because he says some dumb insults. Ohh, retard,ooh, fuck-off, for god's sake quit licking elementary school insult's balls and step up to the plate and come up w/ something better than a really long insult repeating the same idea over and over. What highly amuses me is that you and Carna actually said that I would be back with a come-back when in reality you insulted yourself by responding to what I said. You flame me, I'll flame you right back. Oh yeah I'm also just loving how you say my posts have contributed nothing, sorry but its the other way around. I actually take a stand and try to bring new people into the community. You just try to inflate your self-esteem by basically listing out overused insults in what like I said before, pussies, admire what you do to new people. Now, Carna and Dac instead of posting away how I should go away or how you think I'm some oversized gay vagina or something, why don't you be mature for once and actually cite the reasons I'm wrong. Also, don't give me any bullshit like "I don't have to prove anything to you" or like I said petty insults. Just spill it tell me how I'm wrong about firstoff Carna being an egotistical douchebag or Dac being a cock-hungry tool.
Msg #55: On 11/11/2005 at 6:55:00 PM, Carna replied to Msg #53, saying:
Your dumbassitude is well-documented, Realitease. You were complete cock clown when you "reappeared" a year ago, and everyone pushed for you to get the fuck out of here. But then you slid away into obscurity, as did the site, and everyone let it go. But I'm back and kicking ass, as are many of other members, and we - quite frankly - would appreciate it if you'd drop your balls off at the front desk and just moved the fuck on. You really have no place here, you grimey, shit-grubbing hag. Just fucking go.
Wait, let me write your reply for you. "Blah blah blah fuck you Carna ur not an overlord blah blah here's a bunch of mindless douchbaginess that makes me look like more a douchebag blah blah blah you guys are mean, i try to welcome these new people blah blah blah all the while, I fail to realize im a piece of shit in the minds of everyone here blah blah blah FUCK YOU CARNA AND DAC!!!! BAM! TOTALLY GOT YOU THERE! CYA L8ER ALIGATOR K THX BYE"
Msg #57: On 11/11/2005 at 7:45:53 PM, Dac replied, saying:
"Dac, fuck off!"
You first.
"You're a huge tool."
Oh, dear god, a tool?! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT A TOOL! Christ, is that all your prepubescent mentally-fucked head can come up with? Tool. Nothing. Everyday words are suddenly supposed to get to me?
"Carna at least we know is an ass and fucks with everybody"
Yeah, that's his job. How many times do I have to fucking spell it out for you?
"you you are just some wanna-be who thinks he's hot shit because he says some dumb insults."
First off, my insults are better than anything you've withdrawn from your anal cavities (pity the iron rod is still jammed up there). Second, no one over the age of ten uses the word 'wannabe' unless referring to those cocks on the Idol show. Last I checked, I'm not one of them. And finally, I love how even when typing you manage to stutter and utter a word twice.
"Ohh, retard,ooh, fuck-off, for god's sake quit licking elementary school insult's balls and step up to the plate and come up w/ something better than a really long insult repeating the same idea over and over."
And the same right back at you.
"What highly amuses me is that you and Carna actually said that I would be back with a come-back when in reality you insulted yourself by responding to what I said."
No, you're the one PMSing because we replied, and you DID come back with an insult (and a pitiful one at that)
"You flame me, I'll flame you right back."
I'll live with that. This gets more and more amusing.
"Oh yeah I'm also just loving how you say my posts have contributed nothing, sorry but its the other way around."
My posts have been more than 'Fuck you Carna! Fuck you Dac! Fuck you Rez, oh wait, he's not here, well fuck you anyway!'
"I actually take a stand and try to bring new people into the community."
I do that too. Just not to egomaniacal five year olds, such as yourself.
"You just try to inflate your self-esteem by basically listing out overused insults in what like I said before,"
After many recent events, my self-esteem is on a massive low. Of course I'm gonna take it out on whiny little bitchbrats who deserve it.
"pussies, admire what you do to new people."
Actually, I don't do this to new people. Neither does Carna. We do it to fucking idiots. Even then I don't do it much, but you slagged at me when you first showed up so I'm obligated to help in your removal.
"Now, Carna and Dac instead of posting away how I should go away or how you think I'm some oversized gay vagina or something, why don't you be mature for once and actually cite the reasons I'm wrong."
That's what I did last time, AND what I'm doing this time. But hold on, there's a word in there I have to look at.
"why don't you be mature for once"
I KNEW that one would come up. I knew it. Now, re-read my final paragraph of my other post. Better than having me repeat myself.
Also, don't give me any bullshit like "I don't have to prove anything to you" or like I said petty insults"
I've done neither to you before and don't plan on it in future.
"Just spill it tell me how I'm wrong about firstoff Carna being an egotistical douchebag or Dac being a cock-hungry tool."
Consider it done. If you don't see how, re-read this post.
Thank you. Now piss off.
Msg #69: On 11/12/2005 at 2:54:13 AM, AmethystDilo replied, saying:
This thread is fucking hilarious. Carna is fucking writing the goddamned book of insults here
Msg #72: On 11/12/2005 at 4:12:44 AM, Jedi A. Malcolm replied to Msg #69, saying:
Carna wrote that book a long time ago, probably before you even knew what the internet was. He's followed up with some interesting sequels. It's kind of like an ongoing project.
Msg #73: On 11/12/2005 at 4:23:17 AM, Dac replied, saying:
It's a bestseller series
Msg #74: On 11/12/2005 at 10:47:42 AM, Carna replied to Msg #73, saying:
It's a Goddamn shame, in my opinion. I thought that walking pube was going to put his dukes up and give me a nice run after he said this:
Carna, Carna, Carna, I think it is time for another flamewar...
Alas, he curled up like shit in a heatwave and left with his asshole gaping
Msg #75: On 11/12/2005 at 8:53:44 PM, Realitease replied, saying:
Well, it seems Carna can't read, I asked him a question. He answered it...oh wait he didn't. He did, as I predicted come up with a random number of insults without coming even remotely close to anwering my question. Now this makes me disheartened, if I can't make people who make numerous remarks on how gay someone is, I don't think I've made the world a better place. But alas, maybe I should just succumb to being an ass or even worse someone who keeps giving rimjobs to that ass, but then I think...hmmm...no...I'm better than that. I'm better than the throbbing hemoroids Carna and Dac are. I think if I manage to destroy just a little of carna's overly inflated ego or make Dac not even worth acknowledging, I may have accomplished something. So, simply Carna my presence is known deal with it, or fuck off and not respond to a single thing I say. Honestly, please you're like the STD that won't go away and every time you return and decide infect someone else, you prove that your just some dickless retard that in real life is probably scared of his own shadow but here you think you're the "overlord". Sorry to have reality inform you but you are nothing but some testicular cancer that your mother should have done the world a favor and choked you with your own fucking umbilical cord. Dac, If you're assisting this assraped assclown, you really have to stop being a third testicle and grow some balls of your own. Oh yeah and if you haven't noticed the flamewar has continued and before it is over you will be this Overlord's bitch. Then again that might turn you on in some homoerotic sick fucked-up way
Msg #77: On 11/12/2005 at 10:04:27 PM, Velociraptor87 replied to Msg #75, saying:
"but then I think...hmmm...no...I'm better than that."
No. You aren't.
"I think if I manage to destroy just a little of carna's overly inflated ego or make Dac not even worth acknowledging.."
An impossibility.
"please you're like the STD that won't go away"
... Most STD's don't go away, if not all.
"every time you return and decide infect someone else, you prove that your just some dickless retard"
So.. he's an STD that has no dick?
"but some testicular cancer that your mother should have done the world a favor and choked you with your own fucking umbilical cord."
Ohh. He's cancer. That was given birth.
"Dac, If you're assisting this assraped assclown,"
You must like the word 'ass'.
" this Overlord's bitch. Then again that might turn you on in some homoerotic sick fucked-up way."
You fling homosexual accusations all around, yet you're the one claiming to make Carna your bitch.
Wow. Just.. wow
Msg #78: On 11/12/2005 at 10:05:27 PM, Jedi A. Malcolm replied to Msg #75, saying:
Wow. And here I thought he'd developed some common sense when he didn't return post.
Allow me a moment to deliver this piece of ground-breaking news to you, Realitease: you're a joke. If that post was the best you can do, you are in for a serious ass-raping.
Hey, look at it this way: at least no sound will come out when you fart
Msg #79: On 11/13/2005 at 5:42:45 AM, Dac replied, saying:
"Well, it seems Carna can't read, I asked him a question. He answered it...oh wait he didn't."
Must you tell blatant untruths as such?
"He did, as I predicted come up with a random number of insults without coming even remotely close to anwering my question."
You do that all the time, you fucking hypocrite.
"Now this makes me disheartened, if I can't make people who make numerous remarks on how gay someone is, I don't think I've made the world a better place."
The only way you can make a world a better place is if you rid it of your egotistical, self-righteous, utterly misguided presence.
"But alas, maybe I should just succumb to being an ass"
Succumb to? You already did years ago, kid.
"or even worse someone who keeps giving rimjobs to that ass, but then I think...hmmm...no...I'm better than that. I'm better than the throbbing hemoroids Carna and Dac are."
Ah, here we go, the typical childish "I'm better than you!!11!! I English speak good, me much smarter better than ever you be!"
Please. If that's supposed to help your 'argument' you're in need of severe counselling.
"I think if I manage to destroy just a little of carna's overly inflated ego or make Dac not even worth acknowledging, I may have accomplished something."
HA! You admit it, I AM worth acknowledging! You just zinged yourself!
As for Carna's ego, it sppears to be nothing compared to the size of the rod which you clearly still have crammed so far up your ass you must be standing up to type.
"So, simply Carna my presence is known deal with it, or fuck off and not respond to a single thing I say."
God, we've been telling you that for months! What's more, most of the site was! What chance do you think you, one person, have, against a regular?
"Honestly, please you're like the STD that won't go away and every time you return and decide infect someone else, you prove that your just some dickless retard that in real life is probably scared of his own shadow but here you think you're the "overlord"."
Tool. Nothing. STD. Jesus, you're really grabbing at thin air here, aren't you?
"Scared of his own shadow"? Wow, I've known kindergarteners to crack that can open, but no one older than.
"Sorry to have reality inform you but you are nothing but some testicular cancer that your mother should have done the world a favor and choked you with your own fucking umbilical cord."
Containing my utter rage that you are the sort of gutless, spineless piece of dog shit that resorts to slurs on people's MOTHERS (That alone should get you permanently fucking banned, you little shitlicker), that was one of your weakest cards yet. Shouldn't even need to trump that one.
"Dac, If you're assisting this assraped assclown, you really have to stop being a third testicle and grow some balls of your own."
Last I checked, I do, as should've been made obvious when your terrible 'insults' fell flat on their asses. Chances are you have testicles, too; just let me know when they descend. At this rate, call me in about 20 years.
"Oh yeah and if you haven't noticed the flamewar has continued"
Last I checked, a 'war' is when two sides are fighting and both starts out with an even chance of winning. This has been an utter slaughter; but it appears the general Realitease is way too uptight to admit defeat, even though his very limbs have been blown off his torso.
"and before it is over you will be this Overlord's bitch. Then again that might turn you on in some homoerotic sick fucked-up way"
Velociraptor87 beat me to this one. Read his.
Realit, please, before you respond to this with a typical "Ur mean, ur dumb, me smart!!11!!" type of remark, please read what others have been saying about you.
Raptorhunter22:
If he is nothing, and indeed the rest of us are nothing, what does that make you for sucking ass at insulting him?
Carna:
Realitease, take a hint. You're a fucking joke
Smith:
"you are just some wanna-be who thinks he's hot shit because he says some dumb insults"
Unlike you?
Jedi A Malcolm:
Wow. And here I thought he'd developed some common sense when he didn't return post.
Allow me a moment to deliver this piece of ground-breaking news to you, Realitease: you're a joke. If that post was the best you can do, you are in for a serious ass-raping.
Velociraptor87:
"but then I think...hmmm...no...I'm better than that."
No. You aren't.
As is clearly documented here, you are not welcome. You claim you are trying to make the world a better place, help people, etc. Here's your chance
Help THESE people by leaving this site and never returning. If it hasn't been obvious that you're losing rapidly before, it is now. Carna and I are not the only ones who can see how much your self-inflated ass does not belong here
So for god's sake, rid us of your moronic presence
Or if you're so insistent on retaliating pointlessly, at least READ our responses BEFORE you do
Msg #81: On 11/13/2005 at 7:16:56 AM, Carna replied, saying:
It's sad. Really sad. I've never seen a guy with absolutely no dignity to begin with, actually lose more with a post as disastrous as his last one.
Seriously, Realitease, you have to understand how poor your rebuttal was. Even if you did have friends at this site, they probably told you to Fuck Off after your last reply. It was that bad. Devoid of any originality, substance, and common sense. All you're doing is replying to make it look like you haven't lost and you won't give in to the "dickless bad guys," but the reality is - you lost a long time ago. You have nothing to live for. Do the world a favor, and kindly go away. I'm not even insulting you at this point. You've done enough of that to yourself. Just go
Msg #83: On 11/13/2005 at 10:43:24 AM, fordprefect replied, saying:
7/10
I liked the Quasar one better. Anyone archive that flame war?1 An active Rez and Carna combination makes for the best thread of the year. Realitease, you're not even embarrasingly funny. I like to laugh at the people who get owned, but with you, I'm just bored.
Msg #89: On 11/13/2005 at 11:40:28 PM, Realitease replied, saying:
Haha, too funny too funny, I loved those burns. They were so interesting in amanner which I can't express. You actually quoted every single insult I came up with and insulted it. That's funny I feel really good, I haven't been insulted but my insults were insulted. Man, they're going to be pissed...ahh sarcasm aside, you guys really have failed me. As you mentioned the Quasar raping, I felt a bit of nostalgia at all the at least decent burns but I'm afraid you have failed. When I responded to all previous shots at me, I was acting out of anger, now, I'm retaliating out of frustration. Honestly, come up with some originality. Dac, if you look at your post actually 1/4 of it is you quoting me. You might as well of wrote some documentary or something of me. all I've been hearing is how my comebacks are so bad and how nobody likes me. What has this accomplished? Nothing! That wonderful word you guys like to quote of mine. In reality, I'm not an ass, I just hate people who are so if you really think I'm going to sit back and just take your pathetic attempts at insults, um well, your a fucking moron. Dac, you actually even quoted other people's insults. Are you that weak of a person that you need to get other people's opinions on your side to take someone one? You've only made yourself weaker. Dac, don't bother responding unless you are going to have some sense of originality. Carna, sorry I hardly even acknowledged what you said. You said I failed, I lost. If I had i wouldn't still be posting, you on the other hand have lost this round. You haven't lost the war, but you definetely lost this round. Surrender is still an option...but I don't think you will. I also find it interesting that you sort of admitted to being a bad guy which makes me wonder where and why some people's loyalties stay. But, one final point and that is how it was mentioned how I've been like a menace or something like that. This is not true, I just don't like Carna and that led to the eventuality of not liking Dac because Dac is Carna's little bitch. Prove me wrong, prove me wrong. But I digress. The point is is I've been enjoying this site for going on 5 years so of course I'm gonna be pissed when some social reject comes whpping out his miniature dick and starts whipping it around thinking he's the world's greatest gift to mankind. I mean honestly loyal postees of this site do we really need Carna. Sure you could say he makes the site more well, I wanna say interesting or worthwile, but those are a little too nice. So I'll just say more action-packed. But think about it you're amused but someone who enjoys making others feel like shit. Damn, you really need to get a life if thats your cup of tea. Tad sadistic in essence. So once again Carna please leave and take the trash(dac) out with you because this site doesn't need another gutterwhore wasting posting space. Sorry if that was a bit long to those of you who would rather not acknowledge the unpleasant aspects of this site
Msg #90: On 11/14/2005 at 12:04:55 AM, Carnotaur3 replied, saying:
Realitease must like to get spanked. I'm really considering his playful lust for Carna's rapping hands to be some sort of fetish for him.
Msg #91: On 11/14/2005 at 12:07:32 AM, Jedi A. Malcolm replied, saying:
"Sorry if that was a bit long to those of you who would rather not acknowledge the unpleasant aspects of this site."
Are you kidding me? Every one on this site knows what a shithole Dan's has become. We're not delusional. We've watched the degradation of this site with our very eyes. We don't need you of all people to tell us that there are "aspects" of this site which happen to be "unpleasant."
"I mean honestly loyal postees of this site do we really need Carna."
Firstly, I believe you meant to say: "I mean, honestly, loyal postees of this site: do we really need Carna?" But I digress. To answer what I thought was supposed to be a question, yes, we fucking do. This guy has been as much a part of this site as Jurassic Park itself and for you to have the audacity to claim that we surely don't need Carna, and that you are far superior to him, is about as stupid as it comes. Seriously, do yourself a favor and by a gun, then contemplate all the ways you failed at what you call a life.
One more thing. This really made me laugh:
"I also find it interesting that you sort of admitted to being a bad guy which makes me wonder where and why some people's loyalties stay."
You're kidding, right? First of all, loyalties are to friends, not good or bad. Come on. Most mafias work under the principle of loyalty, and I wouldn't exactly call them the good guys. Secondly, Carna is this site's Darwinist. He weeds out the weak to make room for the strong. You, friend, are about as strong as a tumbleweed, which makes sense because you blow.
And I swear to God, if you call this post unoriginal, it'll be grounds for you to hang yourself.
You want to help this site? Good. Leave.
Msg #92: On 11/14/2005 at 12:28:40 AM, Dac replied, saying:
Sigh, will you ever learn?
"I haven't been insulted but my insults were insulted."
Are you that illiterate, you can't work that one out? You fucking child.
"You guys really have failed me."
That's a bit rich, coming from you. You ultimately fail to deliver any convincing argument and have yet to come up with an insult that is either your own or not weak.
"As you mentioned the Quasar raping, I felt a bit of nostalgia at all the at least decent burns but I'm afraid you have failed."
Failed. That's the new every day word that you pump out in an effort to insult us, and (forgive the pun) fail to do so.
By the way, nice grammar! "at all the at". Wonderful.
"When I responded to all previous shots at me, I was acting out of anger, now, I'm retaliating out of frustration."
Actually, you've not yet responded to any shots at you, you've been repeating the same message over and over again without even bothering to read our posts. You glance at them, think you have the gist, then formulate a ridiculous response.
"Honestly, come up with some originality. "
And the same to you, sir!
"Dac, if you look at your post actually 1/4 of it is you quoting me."
I'd noticed. I am the one writing them, remember. I quote to pick apart your feeble excuses of arguments step by step in an attempt to spell it out for your toddler-sized mind. Apparently you still aren't able to understand that
"You might as well of wrote some documentary or something of me."
If you want me to, I can by all means. It'd only be a couple of pages looking at the workings of your mind and how it really doesn't know jackshit about anything.
"all I've been hearing is how my comebacks are so bad and how nobody likes me."
That's the basic gist of what we're saying, but again, if you actually READ our posts for once, you'd see that there's more to it than that.
"What has this accomplished? Nothing!"
Well it's furthered our point, especially since you're so incapable of doing anything other than scream and kick and whine. Sorry, princess, but just because you don't like something, doesn't mean it's going to stop when you say you want it to
"In reality, I'm not an ass, I just hate people who are so if you really think I'm going to sit back and just take your pathetic attempts at insults, um well, your a fucking moron."
1. If you're anything like this in reality, you definitely are an ass. All you've done so far is spew out crap.
2. I believe the words "pathetic attempts at insults" have already been used in this thread, directed at you, by me. And then you bitch at me about quoting. Fucking hypocritical bitch.
3. A fucking moron? Christ, go and talk to some of the Year Six people at your school, give them some money, and make sure they're not averse to giving kindergarteners semi-decent insults. I haven't heard the word moron in 10 years.
"Dac, you actually even quoted other people's insults. Are you that weak of a person that you need to get other people's opinions on your side to take someone one?"
Nope. But apparently you're 'that weak of a person' that you need it spelled out for you. And if you'll notice, I 'took you one' (see, you said take someone one so I did too - maybe you can understand THAT) long before I quoted the others. Or does the concept of past, present and future run together inside your densely fortified skull?
"You've only made yourself weaker. Dac, don't bother responding unless you are going to have some sense of originality."
I have a sense of originality and have been using it since I entered this thread. You, on the other hand, have been pumping out lame insults and attempted to make them work; when they failed, you tried to use our own insults against us. They too failed.
"Carna, sorry I hardly even acknowledged what you said."
You haven't yet, at all. If you did this would have ended by now
"You said I failed, I lost. If I had i wouldn't still be posting, you on the other hand have lost this round."
So by your logic, losing is stopping posting. You claim you haven't lost because you're still posting. You claim Carna has lost. But wait, he IS still posting. Explain that one.
"You haven't lost the war, but you definetely lost this round. Surrender is still an option...but I don't think you will."
So you claim he has lost without stating why, elaborated the point that he has lost without mentioning how his defeat came about, and then demand surrender from someone who has apparently already lost? Your system is flawed. Your logic makes no sense. Work on that before coming back next time by saying "U suk! i rool! in winner1111!!!11"
"But, one final point and that is how it was mentioned how I've been like a menace or something like that."
When you appeared, your first post attempted to pour bullshit claims around, acted as though you were the Supreme Exalted Commander of Earth, and acted shitty at everyone who did something you didn't like - namely, most of the site. You've become somewhat of an annoyance. 'Menace' is just you talking yourself up again.
"This is not true, I just don't like Carna and that led to the eventuality of not liking Dac because Dac is Carna's little bitch."
Lots of people on websites don't like each other, but it doesn't mean they start flaming each other right there. There was once a guy called Menikmati here who once said 'I don't like Dac'. I asked why, he stated his reasons, and I told him I'd work on improving my faults. That was good
You, on the other hand, simply appeared and attempted to flame those you don't like. Rez was first, then me, Carna, Aragorn and Adam, then you disappeared for a few months. All was well. Then you reappeared again in this very thread and once again started to demand everyone start kissing your ass. When we refused, you AGAIN had a hissy fit
"Prove me wrong, prove me wrong."
If you actually READ OUR THREADS, YOU'D SEE WE'VE BEEN DOING JUST THAT FOR DAYS
Maybe capitals you can understand
"The point is is I've been enjoying this site for going on 5 years"
No, you haven't even been around five months. There you go again, the same fucking lie again, and you expect us to liberally swallow it for no purpose other than your own self-indulgence.
"so of course I'm gonna be pissed when some social reject comes whpping out his miniature dick and starts whipping it around thinking he's the world's greatest gift to mankind."
Re-read that, and re-read what you've been saying. Because that's exactly what you yourself have been doing. Take the rod out of your ass, admit that you've been a fucking worthless little pansy, and get over it.
"I mean honestly loyal postees of this site do we really need Carna."
As one, I can honestly say, yes. He really helps in getting whiny little bitches like you away from this site. They all got the message, you will too. Hopefully.
"But think about it you're amused but someone who enjoys making others feel like shit."
Mostly, those he does it to are in need of feeling like shit so they'll wake up and smell the beans.
"Damn, you really need to get a life if thats your cup of tea."
That's a good way to get people on your side. Tell them to get a life. Marvellous
"So once again Carna please leave and take the trash(dac) out with you because this site doesn't need another gutterwhore wasting posting space."
Oh, I don't think so. You see, Realit, Carna and I have both been here for years. We have contributed to the site. We haven't spent the entire duration of our time prancing around in a hat and robe hoping people will lick our feet. Unfortunately, you fit in as the opposite: been around less than half a year, contributed fuck all, and expected people to do your bidding.
By the way - trash. That's a new one. Let me see, first I'm nothing, then I'm a tool, then I've failed, now I'm trash. Ouch, that one's gonna burn! I'll let you know when; but call it a wild hunch, I don't think it's gonna be any time soon, if at all.
Now then, Realit, reality check.
1. Carna insults people. He always has insulted people. He always will insult people. So stop bawling your eyes out when he does it to you.
2. I am a smartass and an asshole. Again, I always have been and I always will be. But I only am such to the people who deserve it. So maybe if you just read what you kepe saying (shouldn't be hard, you've said it enough) you can understand why am being such to you
3. People don't like you here. If you can't work out why, you're even thicker than that woman who sued the cigarette company because she got cancer. You have been preaching pure bullshit for a few months, ever since you've arrived here. If we didn't believe you the first time, why the hell would we believe it the next 10 times, especially when you fail to back it up with any evidence, proof or argument? You say stuff, but never explain what you mean. We're not going to believe everything you say just because you say so, and it's THAT which has made it abundantly clear that your premature ass is not doing a thing here other than proving your own stupidity.
Sorry, too many big words? Well let me sum it all up for you
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, FUCK OFF!
Msg #97: On 11/14/2005 at 11:29:17 AM, Jedi A. Malcolm replied, saying:
If this is the best he has to offer, I worry about the future of flamewars. Have we become so good at bashing that it is no longer a challenge?
I think the spark is gone, my friends. The members of this site are truly invincible
Msg #100: On 11/14/2005 at 11:49:17 AM, Carna replied to Msg #89, saying:
Is he trying to prove his point by posting larger and more unintelligable responses? What the fuck is he talking about?
Msg #101: On 11/14/2005 at 12:24:24 PM, Carna replied, saying:
Alright, I think I'll reply to one bit of that drivel.
I mean honestly loyal postees of this site do we really need Carna. Sure you could say he makes the site more well, I wanna say interesting or worthwile, but those are a little too nice. So I'll just say more action-packed. But think about it you're amused but someone who enjoys making others feel like shit. Damn, you really need to get a life if thats your cup of tea. Tad sadistic in essence. So once again Carna please leave and take the trash(dac) out with you because this site doesn't need another gutterwhore wasting posting space.
Who's "we?" When was the last time anyone at this site ever acknowledged you in a positive manner?(If you actually have to point out an instance, you're making yourself look even more pathetic. Proceed as you wish with that question)
At this point, I understand that you've accepted your loss like a titless swine, and you're just trying to conjure up more bullshit to piss us off and appear vindicated. It's an approach that's been used by many worthless fucks in the past, but ultimately, those worthless fucks pretty much ran themselves out of here soon enough - much like you will, trust me. Oh shit. I think I just challenged your womanhood. Now you're going to reply and claim that "HA! IVE WON THIS BATTLE AND ILL WIN THA WAR LMAO11!!! IM STILL HERE!" Fuck, whatever happend to the creative dumbshits? You disgust me.
I'll ask you, once again, since you've managed to ignore everything we've said and have just used our replies as a soapbox for your pathetic charade, what the fuck have you done for this place? Don't even fucking answer, I'll do the research for you:
1. You joined here last year and started posting mindless bullshit. Your banishment was evident. You were made fun of, stepped on, you ultimately ran off crying for a couple months like the psuedo-fucktard that you are. Oh, and you tried to say that you've been here for a long time. Bullshit detectors were on cruise control. And, seriously, does anyone give a flying fuck if you were here five years ago?
2. You came back, sporadically, to annoy the fuck out of everyone here. When Rez and I would be picking on some hopeless dolt, you'd step in for one reply and try to sound off as if you're a worthy member of this site. Needless to say, you were Fucked Off, much to the joy of everyone else.
3. On November 10th, 2005, you woke up a happy little engine that could. Mom made Fruity Pebbles. You watched Nick Jr. Dad raped mom in front of you. Brother stuck a pen up your urethra. It was a fine day at the Realitease residence. Suddenly, a light went off in your head. The light said, "HOLY SHIT, A NEWB IS IN TROUBLE, I MUST GO BACK TO DANS - THE PLACE WITHOUT A FUCKING SOUL THAT GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ME - AND HELP THIS NEWB!" So you did, and your ultimate demise had begun.
There we go. Emmy-worthy stuff right there. That is the basic sum-up of your existence. Mindless, uninteresting, and ulimately worthless.
As for me, well, I'm sure a guy who has claimed to have been here for five years would know of my contributions. You can ask somebody else about what I have done, since you seem to have a pretty keen ability of side-stepping everything I say in the first place. Shit, you've been doing that since you got here. Rez and I would murder you, and you would just try to make fun of Rez - while giving me props in the process. You heard right, folks, Realitease has actually been respecting me to avoid his inevitable destruction. Well, up until November 10, which made me happier than the dickens.
As for the rest of your drivel, BOO FUCKING HOO. I enjoy making others feel like shit. Congratu-fucking-lations. Even Dan himself fucking knows that. Get with the program, you ignorant fuck. The people who I haven't attacked are all esteemed members of this site. Guys like Hunter took their beating - and guys like him have seen the stock of their respect soar in my book after your display. The best part about making people feel like shit: It's a part-time job. I come here for about an hour each week, chat up with a couple buddies, and make sure no fucking dumbass tries to weasel his way in here. Because, honestly, there's always the smell of bullshit when a fucking guy joins a site about a movie released four and a half years ago.
Also, stop using my material. Big no-no. When I told you to kindly fuck off, that wasn't the go-sign for you to take what I said and try to pass it off as your own remark. Is there seriously any dignity left in you at all? Maybe Rick Arnold should just come in here and clean up that worthless mess that is your existence on this site
Msg #103: On 11/14/2005 at 3:23:34 PM, Jedi A. Malcolm replied to Msg #101, saying:
*wipes tear from eye* It was just...just so beautiful.
Brings back memories of a better time
Msg #114: On 11/15/2005 at 1:01:26 PM, Spino144 replied, saying:
What is with all the cursing and profanity? I just wanted to say that I liked Doom. It was a scary movie. It creeped me out. I know when it comes to grammar I need to sit down and proofread my sentences. But once I have done that I am a good writer, on the level or if not better than most of you. The only problem is that I type and post way too fast. It is a problem that I am trying to remedy.
Right now in my life, I am working on another fan fiction. I am leaving the world of Jurassic Park Breakout and concentrating on a crossover of Doom and Jurassic Park. I am trying to make a story that works out like an action/adventur/survival horror video game. I really hope it works out and you all enjoy it.
Msg #115: On 11/15/2005 at 1:14:13 PM, Jedi A. Malcolm replied, saying:
"What is with all the cursing and profanity?"
Your stupidity is an insult to every single member of this board. You should be banned simply on the basis of your low-level IQ.
"But once I have done that I am a good writer, on the level or if not better than most of you."
Your stupidity is an insult to every single member of this board. You should be banned simply on the basis of your low-level IQ.
"Right now in my life, I am working on another fan fiction. I am leaving the world of Jurassic Park Breakout and concentrating on a crossover of Doom and Jurassic Park. I am trying to make a story that works out like an action/adventur/survival horror video game. I really hope it works out and you all enjoy it."
Your stupidity is an insult to every single member of this board. You should be banned simply on the basis of your low-level IQ
Msg #116: On 11/15/2005 at 1:55:14 PM, Carna replied to Msg #114, saying:
Shut. The. Fuck. Up
Msg #118: On 11/15/2005 at 1:59:59 PM, PunkNerd replied, saying:
"Right now in my life, I am working on another fan fiction."
thats all we need, even more super shitty stories on this site. not to toot my own horn, but i think we should ban most of the people who post stories on here, just because they fucking suck at writing, AND WON'T FUCKING STOP!
i'm not good a basketball, so i don't fucking do it everyday, and take up space on the court WHEN OTHER FUCKING PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO PLAY
i don't use grammar or capitalize anything or proof readwhen i type on message boards. and im still a fucking good writer. you suck and you always will
Msg #119: On 11/15/2005 at 3:40:07 PM, Carna replied to Msg #118, saying:
That basketball analogy was solid. Good stuff
Msg #120: On 11/15/2005 at 3:56:56 PM, the_westonator replied, saying:
"Right now in my life, I am working on another fan fiction. I am leaving the world of Jurassic Park Breakout and concentrating on a crossover of Doom and Jurassic Park."
that is the most fucked up thing i have ever heard. you aren't a moron you are aparently a dumbshit fucktard! that is the single gayest idea i've ever had the displeasure of reading in my life.
"the westonator is a douche"
yeah i'm a douche, but i'd rather be up in pussy than sitting my ass on the side lines
Msg #122: On 11/15/2005 at 7:56:43 PM, Velociraptor87 replied to Msg #120, saying:
.. Shut the fuck up. You don't have the right or privilege to 'insult' other people
Msg #123: On 11/15/2005 at 8:19:55 PM, RaptorVinny500 replied to Msg #114, saying:
Dude, go back to just typing random shit. It was way funnier. I actually don't think you're a dumbass, but the way you typed made you seem like a dumbass and it was the best acting job I have ever seen. Just keep doing it. Maybe oneday you'll win an Oscar for portraying a man with down's syndrome.
Msg #124: On 11/15/2005 at 10:35:17 PM, Realitease replied, saying:
Ok, I'm back, sorry I wasn't online last night. As "offending" as Carna's come-back was, I'll save that debate to another day because I have been proven wrong. Ok, right now you're thinking "about what"? Simply, my defense of newbs(or noobs). Well at least in this instance. This westonator guy is using Spino's comments and degrading them. Ok, as soon as this guy posted he had many insults thrown at him but it ended when I interceded and took the fire. I feel sickened by this now. I went toe-to-toe with Carna on behalf of myself and this guy. Did he defend himself at all? No. Did I defend myself? Yes. So I'm officially resigning from defending newbs until one deems himself worthy. If the people of this post have one ounce of pride, they will not post again. This post should die and I'm sure many members would agree. It has accomplished nothing. So let me be the first one to step down from this post. This is not a surrender, this is just a change. I hope you will follow this example and go post a topic of your own that will have more meaning than this. I'm not going to look at this topic, it is not worth it anymore. See you at another post
Msg #125: On 11/15/2005 at 10:40:23 PM, Darth Rancor replied to Msg #114, saying:
But once I have done that I am a good writer, on the level or if not better than most of you.
Okay.
I am leaving the world of Jurassic Park Breakout and concentrating on a crossover of Doom and Jurassic Park. I am trying to make a story that works out like an action/adventur/survival horror video game.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good one, man. That was really . . . oh you were serious.
Whether you're better or worse than "most of us" doesn't matter when you're writing Jurassic Park/Doom crossover fan fiction. Call me an ass if you want but as far as I'm concerned if you use whatever writing skills you may or may not have on shit like that you're a goddamn hack.
(Of course you may be coming up with your own material too, but since I'm not a masochist I'm not about to go into the fan fiction section and look.)
Msg #126: On 11/15/2005 at 11:22:03 PM, Dac replied, saying:
Will: One of his longest 'works' spanned two pages and revolved around Grant and Malcolm watching Pokemon. And every line of dialogue ended with the word 'man!'
Msg #127: On 11/15/2005 at 11:27:02 PM, Darth Rancor replied to Msg #126, saying:
Good lord
Msg #128: On 11/15/2005 at 11:34:55 PM, Dac replied to Msg #124, saying:
Oh, Realit, Realit, Realit, will you ever learn?
"As "offending" as Carna's come-back was, I'll save that debate to another day because I have been proven wrong"
So in other words you're once again ignoring what we said, AGAIN, and changing the subject, AGAIN.
"Ok, right now you're thinking "about what"? Simply, my defense of newbs(or noobs)."
That's not the only thing you were proven wrong about. But of course, you simply couldn't be fucked reading our posts so you wouldn't know why. In fact you can never be fucked doing anything, and I think you won't ever be fucked, at all. Did you ever see the 40 Year Old Virgin? That's where you're headed
"This westonator guy is using Spino's comments and degrading them."
Wasn't aware that that was possible, but I see your point here.
"Ok, as soon as this guy posted he had many insults thrown at him but it ended when I interceded and took the fire. I feel sickened by this now."
It's unfortunately too late; you could've have saved us a lot of trouble and yourself a lot of embarrassment
"I went toe-to-toe with Carna on behalf of myself and this guy."
No, you placed your head in front of Carna's foot and screamed "KICK ME!" on behalf of yourself and this guy.
Did he defend himself at all? No."
That's the first entirely true thing you've said for a long time (if not ever).
"Did I defend myself? Yes."
You just ruined that image. You didn't defend yourself in any way.
"So I'm officially resigning from defending newbs until one deems himself worthy."
Why do you think we aren't so accepting of them? Welcome to our world, genius.
"If the people of this post have one ounce of pride, they will not post again."
I have plenty of pride, but I am obligated to post because after your display, you clearly know nothing of pride or dignity.
"This post should die and I'm sure many members would agree."
Realit, the members here are not single-celled organisms; they are capable of making their own decisions and certainly don't need a brainless fuck like you speaking for them.
"It has accomplished nothing."
It showed how much of a pathetic whining loser you are.
"So let me be the first one to step down from this post. This is not a surrender, this is just a change."
That is a very weak cover-up. No, you've just been making an elaborate way of saying "fuck this, I'm out of here!" and using a Westonator as an excuse. Unfortunately, it doesn't tie together. Carna told you you'd back down, and now you have. Admit it and we'll be on our various ways.
"I hope you will follow this example and go post a topic of your own that will have more meaning than this."
Oh, we do, quite a lot of the time. You just can't be bothered reading those either.
"I'm not going to look at this topic, it is not worth it anymore."
As soon as you see that I have replied, you'll be back and you know it.
"See you at another post"
I sincerely hope not
Now stop trying to appear as the moralistic, mature one here, because you are not. You interfered in an argument that had nothing to do with you, so others immediately had a go at you for it, and finding the pressure too much to deal with, you backed out. You knew it would happen as well as we did. You bit the hands that feed you, so they cut off your food supply.
So stop inflating your self-opinion.
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