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Dark Force Destructor: chapter 25
By Dac
Chapter 25
Former friend Dilo-Dude has revealed his past, and Icebreaker and Co couldn’t be more disgusted. But there is no time to dwell on that now, because Ice and Dilo-Dude have the chosen the field of battle, and an all-out war is about to ensue! Keep your head down, because the two greatest powers in history prepare to collide with each other in a fight to the death!
24 November 2001
Madblast Tower
1.00.00 p.m.
The first collision sent out a mighty shock wave that nearly blew the humans off the tower. The airborne silhouettes of the two Marjinners were giving everything they had to each other, and more! They did the occasional transport, but neither was prepared to use it too often. They took the blows hard and fast, and retaliated even faster! Blast fronts and shock waves exploded from the sheer force of the beatings, and the humans had to grip the edges of the open hatches to hang on!
“WHAT’S HAPPENING?” cried Spinoboy.
“I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!” howled Evilgrinch. “HOW CAN THEY TAKE IT AS EASILY AS THAT?!”
“HOW DO THEY DO IT?” yelled Vader. “ICE IS STRONG, BUT I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM THIS POWERFUL!”
“DILO-DUDE CAN’T POSSIBLY STAND UP TO IT!” shouted Dino_Dude. “SENSE ALL THE ENERGY THEY’RE GIVING OFF!”
“I KNOW! IT’S NOT POSSIBLE! NO ONE COULD BE ABLE TO STAND UP TO IT! NOT UNLESS THERE WAS ANOTHER ULTRA MARJINNER, AND DILO-DUDE SAID HIMSELF, HE NEVER ATTAINED IT!” cried CarnaRaptor.
“THEN HOW THE HELL IS HE DOING IT?”
“HE MUST HAVE ANOTHER WAY!”
“BUT HOW?”
Oblivious to the yells and shouts below them, Ice and Dilo-Dude continued belting the crap out of each other. Then Ice dived back and sent a blast ball from his hand, and Dilo-Dude was forced to zigzag all over the sky as it followed him. After attempting to blow it up with his own blasts, he stopped and waited for it. Just before impact, he let out a yell.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!”
The force of his power blew the ball up, and the explosion of light filled the sky. Ice was temporarily blinded. When his vision came back, Dilo-Dude had vanished.
“Knock knock!”
Ice wheeled. Dilo-Dude sent his foot into Ice’s gut, and Ice was sent sprawling back. Dilo-Dude clenched his fists and sped towards him, a look of glee on his face. Just as he was about to punch Ice in the face, Ice’s eyes snapped open.
“WHAT?!!”
Ice grinned.
“Bon voyage!”
He booted Dilo in the head, and Dilo flew backwards.
“HYPER BEAM BAYONET!”
Just like on Banjo-Tooie, a glowing yellow spear-like beam appeared in his hand. He tossed it dead at Dilo, and it stabbed through his hand.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!”
He stared at the hole.
“FINE THEN! CHEW ON THIS!”
From inside the hole appeared a tiny red light, which filled the entire hole. Then it became an enormously long beam, and fired straight at Ice! He quickly dived out of the way, just as the beam passed through the air where his head had been not two seconds before. Dilo launched at Ice, and the fistfight resumed, both wearing identical looks of rage.
“YOU DIRTY ASSWIPE!” roared Dilo.
“TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!” shot back Ice.
Both sent punch after punch at each other. Dilo appeared to be wearing down slightly, while each blow energized Ice. His attacks were getting harder and more frequent, and his enemy was slowing down ever so slightly.
“Your power is decreasing with every blow I give you!”
“In your face!”
“No, in yours!” Ice drew back his fist and smashed Dilo dead on the jaw.
“AAAAHH!”
“I said in yours!”
Dilo dived back and started firing millions of blasts at Ice. More and more were fired, and more and more were bounced back! Dilo started dodging his own blasts while firing them! Ice blocked and blocked and blocked until he got sick of it, and let loose his own blasts, which consumed all of Dilo’s. Then he let loose one really huge one, which fired and looked like it was about to vaporize Dilo as well as his blasts!
“Oh, Ice, behind you!” sneered a voice.
Ice spun again to find Dilo sitting behind him.
“YAH!” yelled Dilo, and he brought his foot up and booted Ice in the chin.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!”
Ice blew backwards. Dilo raced after him and prepared to deliver a blow…suddenly, two blasts, one red, one orange, exploded from the tower, and hit Dilo in the side.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!”
He looked down at the tower. Vader and Evilgrinch had their hands extended.
“EAT THAT!” yelled Grinch.
“WAIT YOUR TURN!” snarled Dilo.
“I’ll have to remember those two,” he muttered.
“Meanwhile, remember your primary objective!”
“Huh?”
He looked up just in time to see Ice swing both fists into his face.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!” he yelled as he plummeted down. He caught himself just before the ground and sped back up. The fist and foot fight resumed, and was just as intensive as before, if not more. The crack in the face seemed to have revived Dilo’s energy, and he was now fighting dirty. He punched and kicked Ice in every body part he could (including you-know-where, that’s how dirty he was fighting!) and was now showing no signs of slowing down! But even so, Ice matched him nearly every blow, and was hitting Dilo with more force than the dreaded Destructor could muster! Dilo tried hard but just couldn’t penetrate Ice’s defense after he had attacked everywhere.
“YOU’RE REALLY BEGINNING TO ANNOY ME!” he snarled.
“LIKEWISE!” shot back his opponent.
Dilo roared in terrible rage and spun himself into a tornado spin-kick. In an instant, the spinning form spiraled towards Ice and slammed into the side of his face. He was thrown sideways from the force and slammed into a cliff, many hundred miles away. Dilo-Dude saw it collapse with a look of glee on his face.
“So ends the mighty Icebreaker, Ultra Marjinner. What a pathetic waste. He would have made a fine subordinate. Oh well, all things must end…bar me, of course. Speaking of endings, his friends must have their turn.”
He turned and floated towards the anxious crowd, still on the roof. Vader and Evilgrinch still stood in front, glaring in rage. He smiled as though bored.
“Who first? Now, you, Vader, your little red blast hurt me a bit more. On the other hand, Grinch, you yelled an insult. And you up the back there, you all were just annoying. But who to kill first?”
He pondered this for a moment, taking in the sight of them. They all stared stiffly back, identical glowers plastered on their faces. None noticed a form rising above the back of the tower, behind Dilo-Dude.
“Aren’t you a surly bunch? Oh well…hmm…”
He stood still for a moment, then…
“I CHOOSE YOU!” he yelled as he launched himself at Vader. He shot forward and tried to swat Vader like a mosquito when suddenly the form behind him grabbed him by the ankle. Spinning, he saw a familiar raging face glaring at him.
“Leave them out of this.”
Ice pelted Dilo-Dude to the ground below. A loud slamming noise was heard below, followed by a pain-filled roar of insane anger. Dilo-Dude exploded up from the ground, bellowing like a wounded hippo as he shot into the air. Ice launched away to join him. They stood in mid-air, facing each other down. Ice simply looked angry, but Dilo-Dude appeared to have sunken into a state of madness. Then he shot into the air, feeling disgusted and tired with the whole battle. He let out a full-throated roar, and was obviously going to destroy Ice forever.
“MARSENKO!”
The yellow blast shot down, straight at Ice. Ice looked at it dully. Dilo laughed in delight…until Ice swatted it away as though it was a mere fly!”
“WHAT?!!”
“Is that all you’ve got? Well, then, I guess it’s my turn!”
He raised his hands.
“FINAL FLASH!”
The beam shot out. Dilo raised his hand.
“MARSEN…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!”
The blast hit him full force. Everyone saw his silhouette in the middle of it. Chunks of his body were breaking off, and he appeared to be breaking apart like a rock!
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHH!!!!!!”
His body was swallowed up and broke apart before vaporizing.
Ice watched.
“Finally…it’s over…”
Suddenly he realized how much he ached from the fight. His rage had gotten the better of him.
“ICE!”
“Huh?”
He looked down and saw his friends on top of the tower, waving him down.
“Hey, Ice, come on down! You did it!”
He grinned as he landed rather sloppily on the roof. The hatches had been shut.
“You guys saved me at one point, there.”
“Think nothing of it.”
“Thanks.”
“You did it! You saved everyone…well, everyone who made it through the rest of it!” cried Dino_Dude.
“Er…yes…did we ever find out what they did to raptor00, Castor Troy and SeanArcher?” asked Ice. Evilgrinch stepped forward.
“Yes. I found that while playing around with Matrix’s computer. He botched up their re-animation and the COs were forced to destroy them.”
“Well, at least they’ve been laid to rest.”
“Well, that’s all sorted. I guess we can go home now!” grinned Spinoboy, as he looked towards the sky. Then he stopped dead, and his overjoyed expression was replaced by a look of terror.
“AAH! Oh…my…god…”
“Huh, what is it?”
Spinoboy was too terrified to speak. He was trembling. Everyone looked at the spire. And at the sword blade. And the battered, cracked and mangled armour. And the bruises, and scars, and slashes. And the easily recognisable open wounds. And the dented eplat boots. And the evil, hate-filled, oddly cracked expression. And the bloodstained gloves. And at the familiar, raging face.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!” they all yelled. “IT’S DAC!”
6/13/2003 8:13:59 PM
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