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    Jophery Brown, the actor who played the ill-fated 'Gate Keeper' at the beginning of JP, once had a budding baseball career -- he pitched one inning in relief for the Chigaco Cubs in 1968. (From: 'Anti T-rex')
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    Dark Force Destructor-COMPLETE VERSION Part One
    By Dac

    Chapter One

    Icebreaker was worried. There was tension on the Internet. A new webpage had been opened, made by an unknown individual called the Dark Force Destructor. There was something wrong with the site...
    Ice needed help from his longtime friends, Vader, Evilgrinch, Seth Rex and Dan. He had set up a base in the old abandoned Dragonball Z site, and was meeting his four allies there.
    Little did he know that the Dark Force Destructor had allies, too, one of which was currently watching his every move...

    13 November, 2001
    Abandoned Dragonball Z website
    11.55.03 p.m.

    Icebreaker waited by the controls for the links in the old abandoned Dragonball Z site. He sat by the computer when a beeping noise came through. He checked the message: INCOMING FROM DAN'S JP3 PAGE
    “Finally! What took them so long?" he sighed. The printing device whirred, and three glowing, aurora, shapeless lights came out and landed on the floor next to a Cell poster. Slowly, they emerged into the shapes of humans.
    "Hey, Vader, Seth, Grinch," he said, nodding curtly. But something was wrong. The three looked pale.
    "Something wrong, guys?"
    Seth looked at Grinch. Grinch looked at Vader. Vader looked at the ground.
    "It's about Dan, Jurassiclaw, Cyros, Dilo-Dude and all our other friends."
    "What about them?"
    "The Dark Force Destructor's troops. They've stormed the Internet. Dan's JP3 Page, MSN.com, Madblast, Astrodragon, and also heaps of other sites. Rampaged, taken over, and Astrodragon got destroyed completely. Dan, JC, Cyros and DD. They were taken, and Seth says he saw Captain Dac and Major Sharkey all over the place. More people, like SeanArcher, raptor00 and Caster Troy, were killed outright, and everyone else got arrested. The DFD has stolen or destroyed half the Internet. It's rumored that there are street gangs fighting for their lives on some lower pages, like the Animorphs page, but if you want the other guys back, we have to go to Madblast. Seth says he heard a Sergeant say to head back there. We need the DFD dead, or our friends will be enslaved or executed."
    Ice stood, staring. Would he go or not? It looked like the fate of the Internet was in his hands. So was the fate of his friends. Should he? Shouldn't he?
    He made up his mind...

    Chapter Two

    The fate of the Internet, his friends and maybe even the world was in the hands of Icebreaker. He had to decide whether to rescue his friends from the clutches of the evil Dark Force Destructor and his minions, who Seth Rex had reported as Captain Dac and Major Sharkey. Ice would be the one to rest the decision...

    13 November 2001
    9.59.59 p.m.
    Dead Tower, Madblast

    Captain Dac and Major Sharkey were rallying their troops. So far, they had not been successful.
    "SHUT UP, YOU UNGRATEFUL MOTHERF@#$ERS!" roared Sharkey.
    Needless to say that that shut up the troops straight away!
    "Thanks, Major. Now, men, the Commander himself has ordered the interrogation chamber opened. As you know, our genetics lab has been manufacturing shock troops of monsters beyond imagining, but we have a disturbance. Our number one prisoner, Dan, has broken into the lab, and sealed the cocoons with a force the great DFD himself had not foreseen. It has also been brought to my attention that there has been some survivors of the...liberation...of Dan's JP3 Page. Our leader wants Dan interrogated, both for the seals on the cocoons and for the identification leading to the human sphincters. As Marjinners, we are not expected to show mercy. If Dan will not talk, use the hybridgen eshfam. Make the operation as painful as possible. Torture him if you want. Keep going until his mind breaks and he confesses. Humans are a pathetic race. They will do anything to save their skins. And we must find out what happened to the Marjinner whom we sent to scout out the outlying websites..."
    The captain paused for a minute.
    "Corporal Esplinter, come here."
    A thin, pale man, no older than 20, stepped forward.
    "Captain?"
    "Corporal, as the brother to the Marjinner who was disappeared, you must find him. Bring him back, but do not harm him. He may be hiding in an abandoned site, so start with them. Pod deploying in half an hour, Docking Bay 87."
    "Yes sir."
    Esplinter hurried off. Sharkey turned to Dac.
    "I think it's time we went to talk to our geneticist, Agent Matrix."
    He then turned to the army.
    "As for all of you, be ready to leave in four hours. It is time to raid GeoCities."

    Chapter 3

    Icebreaker had to make the hardest decision of his life. Save his friends...or himself? The generous guy he is, he decided on his friends. He has decided to go with his allies and friends, Vader, Evilgrinch and Seth Rex, to a site where they might meet escapees of the Dark Force Destructor, unaware that their every move was being closely monitored...

    15 November 2001
    Abandoned Dragonball Z site
    11.59.59 p.m.

    Seth Rex was at the link controls. As the technical genius of the four, he was working at the super-computerizerar (kidding) to link them to a page. Icebreaker looked at Vader.
    "Which site is this prison, did you say?"
    "Madblast. Seth's hooking us up to go there. We waltz in, bust up their prison, cut down the DFD's stronghold and live to see another day."
    "Are you sure that the four of us can just walk in like that?" asked Evilgrinch. Seth, Vader and Ice exchanged glances.
    "Uh..." said Vader.
    "Hows about I take us to the Animorphs site? I heard Sharkey say there's a street gang there. Maybe we can ally with them." suggested Seth
    "OK."
    Seth punched in the controls. A small disk slot opened on the computer. It was wide enough for four hands.
    "Hands in there,” said Vader.
    All put their hands in the slot. At once, a sharp force, like a giant windstorm, seemed to yank them into the slot. Ice was spinning, out of control. He thought he was gonna puke...uh, die, when the spinning stopped. He tumbled out of the air and hit solid concrete, then climbed, unhurt, to his feet. His glow was gone, and he watched his friends emerge around him.
    "What is this place?" he asked.
    "Animorphs page. The DD gang hangs around here. Find 'em, befriend 'em, ally with 'em." explained Seth.
    "Seems deserted."
    No sooner had the words left Ice's mouth did some shots ring out, and bullet holes appeared in the walls around them.
    "DOWN! THE DFD FORCES!" yelled Vader, but he was wrong. They dived behind crates marked 'Hork-Bajir' and peeked out at their attackers. They wore loose black t-shirts with the letters 'DD' emblazoned in scarlet, and Reebok pants. They held semi-automatics, and had grotesque, disfiguring scars on their faces. One of them, most likely the leader, sat on a jet-black rocketbike, armed with an M-16 aimed directly at their crates.
    "COME OUT, MARJINNERS, OR WE BLOW THIS PLACE TO HELL!" yelled one.
    "Hold up, 112, I want them alive." said the leader. 112 turned to him. The back of his shirt had the name TyrannoRex112 stamped in dark green.
    "I think we blow them to hell!" he snapped.
    "I give the orders, 112, and you will follow them." replied the leader calmly. Then he turned back to the crates.
    "Come out, and we may let you live."
    Ice looked at Vader. Vader shook his head.
    "They can't blow this place without risking their own lives," he whispered.
    "Come...out..."
    The leader's voice faltered. He was staring at a hole in the roof they had blown out. Everyone else looked up. A large, circular pod-like ship was hovering above the hole. As they watched, a concealed door opened up, and a thin, pale man stood up. He pointed his finger at one of the DD gang.
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH! ESPLINTER!" screamed the gang leader, and he spun his rocketbike and flew away. TyrannoRex112 pulled out a small cube, pressed a button on it, and dived into a battered pod-like ship that appeared. Some more gang members jumped in after him, and it powered away. The newcomer pointed at one of the men on foot. A bright yellow beam shot out and impaled the gang member through the back. The others turned to run. The man watched them sprint away, with a look of glee on his face. Then his attention turned back to the four allies, who stood frozen. He floated out of the pod and landed on the ground in front of them.
    "Well, well, well. So you are still alive," he said, grinning at Icebreaker. "Why did you not return? We waited all these years for you."
    Icebreaker stared.
    "What are you talking about?"
    The grin dropped from the man's face.
    "What do you mean? Surely you..."
    His voice trailed off.
    "Oh, for f@#$'s sake! It can't have happened!"
    "What? What can't have happened?"
    "You fool. You forgot. You don't know your own past! Tell me, did you ever get a serious injury as a child?"
    "Well...yes, once. I got stuck in a compactor. I don't remember anything that happened before that."
    The man now wore a look of pure rage.
    "You mean you...Torbie, you idiot!"
    "What?"
    "Torbie. That's your name."
    "No it isn't. My name is Icebreaker."
    "Your name is Torbie, the Marjinner!"
    "WHAT?!!"
    "So you were right. Well, to begin with...oh, how shall I put it?"
    "Who are you?" growled Ice fiercely.
    "Hehehe. Of course. My name is Esplinter. I am your big brother."

    Chapter 4

    Icebreaker and his friends have befallen horror on their quest to rescue their friends and stop the evil DFD. They were trying to ally with the DD gang, when the gang thought they were Marjinners and tried to kill them. The gunfire was cut short, however, by one Marjinner Corporal Esplinter, who claims to be Ice's long lost brother. He also says Ice was formerly a Marjinner named Torbie, sent to scout out the outlying websites. Can Ice and his friends elude the horrible Esplinter, and find a way to rescue their friends?
    Elsewhere, in Madblast Tower, Captain Dac and Major Sharkey pay a visit to the geneticist, Agent Matrix, who is still trying to break the seals on their monster cocoons. Can the evil Marjinners be stopped before their monstrous creations are unleashed?

    16 November 2001
    Madblast Tower
    11.34.03 a.m.

    The captain and the major reached the lab door.
    "CODE." said the panel on the door.
    Sharkey punched in some numbers on the pad.
    "CODE ACCEPTED."
    The two walked into the genetics lab. Agent Matrix sat hunched over the computer. Dac walked over.
    "Any luck on those seals?"
    "Well, the Stabbsobor's cocoon is clear. Took me three hours to break it, so now I know how, and it should be easy. I'm knocking off the Axonitor's now."
    Sharkey wandered through the aisles, looking at the specimens. He stopped at the Stabbsobor's cocoon. The I.D. card on the cocoon showed the picture of a four-legged monster. It was khaki, and had three pairs of spikes sticking out of its back. It had the snout of a Spinosaur, and had an evil looking, long, thin spike on the end of it's tail.
    "So that's a Stabbsobor."
    He wandered through to find the Axonitor. It, too, was khaki, with a crocodile-snout, and it had a pair of spikes sticking out of its back. It's tail, however, had a double-bladed battle-axe.
    "Impressive."
    He looked at the other cocoons. They all held horrific monsters of every description.
    One, the Shleggabb, was a fat, purple blob, with two stubby legs, and four hands, each with two sausagey fingers and a thick thumb. It sent rays of electrical blasts from the fingers that could toast a human alive.
    Another, the Scroblader, was a mean-looking combination of many animals. It was roughly the size of an armadillo, with hard cockroach wings covering its back. It had the long proboscis of a mosquito, the terrible pincers of a spider, a scorpion's tail, and sharp praying mantis arms. Add to that the skin of a shark and you have one disgusting little parasite. Agent Matrix was proud of all of his creations, and they would be devastating on the sites left to conquer.
    "So what'd you guys come up here for?"
    "We're waiting for the men to come back. They've gone to raid GeoCities. Not destroy, just smash-and-grab. We're taking weapons, even if we don't need them. These creatures are all our weapons."
    Finally, Agent Matrix finished breaking the seals.
    "There, done."
    "Good. We have good news to report to our master."
    Agent Matrix's eyes widened.
    "You mean he wants a report?"
    "Yeah. If you hadn't broken those seals by noon today, he would've fed your head to your own creations."
    At this, the captain and the major turned and left the lab, leaving the geneticist pale and sweaty.

    Chapter 5

    That very time that Esplinter was discussing family matters with Icebreaker, and the two army commanders were talking to Agent Matrix, a few other people were stuck in the Marjinner prison. At the bottom of Madblast Tower, the heavy security cells were in an underground bunker, while the medium security cells were above ground. Cyros and Jurassiclaw were in one such cell, waiting for dinner, which was cooked by mxpx8690. They were about to make contact, however, with a familiar face who had eluded capture...

    16 November 2001
    Marjinner Prison, MS Cell LXVII
    12.00.00

    Cyros lay against the wall, staring in disgust at the Toasted Rat sandwich in front of him, on a plate with some frog liver. His cellmate, Jurassiclaw, had overcome nauseousness and eaten these, only to be halted by the glass of cockroach milk he was holding. Standard prisoner rations cooked by mxpx8690. The Marjinner prison was horrible enough in the Medium Security Cells. The beds were solid cement, and the window was 5 inches by 3 inches. 1-inch bars were covering it anyway, and the only other things in the room were a security camera, a door and a shelf cut into the wall. The shelf was filled with books like, "The Rise and Fall of the Marjinners", "Dan Finkelstein, the man who shall pay" and "The Baryonyx Burp". Nothing decent.
    "How can you eat that stuff?!!" demanded Cyros.
    "Hey, I was hungry. Believe it or not, it tastes OK."
    Cyros shuddered. "That's disgusting. What do they taste like?"
    "Well, the rat was like butter, really. And the frog liver was a bit like bacon."
    Cyros looked at his plate. Finally, unable to cope, he vomited. Jurassiclaw dived behind a bed to avoid the goo, but some of it splattered the lens on the camera.
    "Well, at least they can't see us."
    "Lucky for me, means I won't get caught," said a voice by the window. The cellmates spun and stared. There, outside, was Spinoboy11.
    "Hi, guys."
    "Spinoboy! What the...How'd you escape?"
    "I hid in the fan fic billboard to escape the Marjinners. Evilgrinch told me to hide there, and then he, Seth and Vader left to find Icebreaker. I've just lived the worst days of my life! I had to go through garbage for food, damn it! Anyway, I'm gonna go find Grinch, Ice, Vader and Seth. We gotta get a force together."
    "Heard about Dan?"
    "No, why?"
    "He broke out of his MS Cell, and sealed some cocoons or something. They moved him to a HS Cell."
    "Cocoons? What the hell?"
    "D'you know if anyone else has escaped?"
    "Yeah, one guy."
    "Who?"
    "Agent Matrix's enemy, Raptormark. He's been sneaking around MSN.com, stealing guns, and he blew the shit through a guy called Sergeant Tapcar. He's suddenly on the Most Wanted lists. Well, guys, I've just come to make sure you're all OK, and I gotta go. I think I better head to the Animorphs page, the DD gang's there, I might ally with 'em. Just remember, guys, we won't let you down."
    And with a small noise, Spinoboy vanished.

    Chapter 6

    Icebreaker has learned the details of his horrible past: He is a Marjinner named Torbie, sent to scout the outlying websites, but he was stuck in a compactor as a baby, and lost his memory. Ironically, this information came from his brother, Esplinter, who is disgusted at his brother. Now, it is Icebreaker/Torbie against his older brother, Esplinter, in a mighty showdown. Can Ice overcome his powerful sibling?

    16 November 2001
    Animorphs Page
    12.00.00 p.m. (noon)

    "It's high time you returned to us, Torbie," sneered Esplinter.
    "Our geneticist, Agent Matrix, will bring your memory back with his elbrid fluid, and I daresay Sergeant Tapcar will want to question you. The DFD, his right-hand man, Major Sharkey, and his left-hand man, Captain Dac, might talk to you as well. You are needed, kid."
    "I'm not needed by you!" spat Ice.
    "My name is Icebreaker, not Torbie! I hate the Marjinners and everything they have done! SeanArcher, raptor00 and Caster Troy would not have wanted me to join you. From what I heard, they died defending Dan's!"
    "Wrong. They were killed, begging for mercy, but we do not show mercy. Anyway, Agent Matrix is resurrecting them as we speak! They will be immortal, and they will work for us!"
    "What?!!"
    "Hehehe. Looks like they died in vain. And so will your friends you have with you!"
    The corporal raised his hand and opened his palm.
    "MARSENKO!" he roared, and a huge yellow beam flew out, straight at Vader, Grinch and Seth! Quickly, they dived out of the way, and the beam exploded on the wall behind them. When the smoke cleared, they saw the wall had disappeared. He raised both hands this time, when something wrapped around his neck.
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" howled Ice, and tightened his grip. Esplinter grabbed at Ice's arm as his face went red. Then blue. Then purple. Just as it was going black, he kicked Ice, and fell to the ground, wheezing for breath. Ice slammed against Esplinter's pod. He suddenly felt a burst of energy, and he raised both hands, palms open, in front of him. He suddenly levitated, and flew eight feet above the ground. A huge yellow glowing ball appeared in his hands.
    "FINAL FLASH!" he bellowed, and a huge beam shot out of the ball, point blank at his choking brother. The building exploded, and Vader, Grinch and Seth flew out and landed ten meters away. The smoke cleared, and they saw Ice, still hovering, panting slightly, staring at the ton of concrete he had just covered his brother with. Slowly, a hand, with a torn, white, rubber glove on it, grabbed a rock and shoved it away. Ice clenched his fists, and landed. Eventually, the battered form of Esplinter rose from the rubble. They all stared. His left arm had been torn completely away, and he was holding it with his other arm. His face was barely recognizable, covered in scars, slashes and dust.
    "You...you'll pay for that!" he gasped in rage.
    "Oh, really? You question me, you dung-dripper? Maybe you need another demonstration!"
    His friends encouraged him.
    "Kill him," said Vader softly.
    "Kill your brother to survive," murmured Evilgrinch.
    "So much for a family reunion," muttered Seth.
    The rage on Ice's face flickered a bit. For a minute, he was recognisable as the generous young man, with a pale face, and in that moment, he whispered, "Sorry, brother."
    Then he raised his hand and a beam shot out, right at Esplinter. They heard the corporal scream as the beam exploded, and then it was cut short. It all cleared, and they saw Ice, slumped to his knees. They walked over, and noticed what he was staring at. It was Esplinter's blood, all that was left of him. Esplinter was dead.

    ***

    Far away, Major Sharkey watched as Corporal Beno-yo monitored the message screen. Suddenly, it started flashing and beeping.
    "Message from Esplinter!” Beno said.
    Sharkey stopped pacing.
    "Ah, good, he must've found Torbie!"
    It turned out not to be a message, but more of a surveillance image. It showed the battle of the brothers. Sharkey and Beno watched it all, and knew at once that their best corporal was dead, and no trace of him could be recovered. Rage bubbled over Sharkey's face. Then he noticed four figures, standing near the edge of the screen.
    "Identify those four!" he growled, and stormed away to break the news to Dac and the DFD.

    Chapter 7

    Icebreaker has done something he can't believe. He has killed his brother, Corporal Esplinter, in cold blood. Overcome with shame, he is deeply troubled, and feels like he can't go on. His friends and allies, Vader, Evilgrinch and Seth Rex, are trying to help him, but he feels like a part of him has been destroyed. In an attempt to take his mind off things, Seth suggested that they find the DD Gang, to gain allies on the deadened Internet. But Ice just cannot forget what he has done...
    Far away, Captain Dac and Major Sharkey are plotting revenge on the human "sphincters" that murdered the DFD's prize corporal, and are about to release one of Agent Matrix's monsters...

    16 November 2001
    Animorphs Page
    5.34.53 p.m.

    The four escapees walked through the city, Icebreaker trudging slowly. They had heard someone say something about the abandoned warehouse, so they headed for there. They reached the door, opened it and stepped inside. It seemed desert, with metal crates lining the walls. They wandered through the warehouse, when the sides of the crates slid into the walls. About 50 drone guns were trained at their faces.
    “Oh, crap,” said Seth
    At that moment, a concealed door slid open. Three men walked out, and they recognized them instantly. They were the DD Gang. All three pulled out semiautomatics.
    “Move out,” commanded the middle one. “Throw down all weapons and walk towards me. You have ten seconds.”
    “Ten.”
    All four pulled out the assorted weaponry that they had retrieved earlier, and lay them on the floor.
    “Nine.”
    They cast a weary eye over the weapons pointed at them.
    “Eight.”
    Icebreaker took a few steps forward.
    “Seven.”
    Vader stepped up behind his friend.
    “Six.”
    The other two walked up.
    “Five. Four. Three…Two…”
    “All right, we’re coming!” yelled Evilgrinch, and the group dropped to their knees in front of the gangsters. The one in the middle nodded to his accomplices, one of whom was none other than TyrannoRex112, the one who had wanted to blow them to hell. The two stepped forward, strapped handcuffs on the four, and then pushed them behind the thin one, who was walking down the corridor from which they had appeared.
    They followed him to an empty stone room, miles underground, which had no apparent doorway.
    “Blindfold them,” ordered the man who had led them there. His thugs pulled out black strips of cloth; similar to the ones they wore around their arms, and tied their eyes. They heard the scraping of stone, and when the cloth came off, they were staring at an underground mansion, obviously abandoned, but patched up recently. About a hundred people ran across the floor, doing odd jobs, and occasionally checking weapons. There was no doubt about it. This was the DD Gang’s headquarters.

    ***

    Far away, on the command station of the Marjinners, Captain Dac sneaked into a small training room. The DFD didn’t know he was here, but Dac had falsely reported sick and left Major Sharkey in charge. Dac was developing his strength in secret, and was trying to accomplish what had not been done for eight millennia: it was his utmost desire to become an Ultra Marjinner, increasing his strength, speed and abilities. He felt that once he was an Ultra Marjinner, he would be unbeatable with a sword, daggers, throwing knives, a ninja stick and beam attacks. He had sword combat at close range mastered, but he also had beams that could fly from the blade, like the Hyper Blade Blast and the Death Duel Beam. He had never missed with a throwing knife in his life, and his ninja stick was hard to beat, as they were so rare, and their true users were one in every one million in their race. However, he had many beam attacks, like the legendary Final Flash, which was so rare you had to be born with it, the Marsenko, which was powerful but common, and the Seeker Slicer Disc, which found a being’s heat signal and would not disappear or explode until they had cut their target. Slowly, he reached for the Gravity Simulator, which increased the gravity to any number. He turned the dial up to 150, and prepared himself.

    Chapter 8

    Captured by the DD Gang (oh, the humiliation!) Icebreaker and friends have been taken to a hidden room below a warehouse on the Animorphs page, led there by the DD Gang's leader, and his two main bodyguards, one of whom is TyrannoRex112. Elsewhere, in the Madblast Tower, Captain Dac and Major Sharkey pay a visit to the main man himself, the Dark Force Destructor, who is conspiring for the next plans. What will they be?

    16 November 2001
    Hidden base under Animorphs page warehouse
    6.59.59 p.m.

    The man in charge walked into the huge room, with side-glances from many of the people there. He opened a door by pressing a button on a panel, and swaggered inside, followed by Icebreaker, Vader, Seth and Evilgrinch, and behind them, the two men with semiautomatics. Inside, there was a large desk, a comfy chair behind that, a shelf cut into the back wall and a handful of hard, plastic chairs in front of the desk. Two more comfy chairs sat beside the door, which slid shut behind them. The two gun-toting thugs sat in these chairs, the leader sat behind the desk, and the four friends indignantly sat in the foul plastic chairs.
    "So," sneered the leader. "In need of a little help, Marjinners? Ready to call your friends yet?"
    Icebreaker defiantly spoke up.
    “The others are not Marjinners!" he snapped. "I am. I was sent to scout the outlying websites as a baby, and was stuck in a compactor, losing my 'programming'. Since then, the Marjinner named Torbie grew up to be the Icebreaker you see before you now."
    One of the men at the door grinned.
    "Oh, bravo indeed, that was quite the impressive speech. But I'm afraid our pets didn't think much of it."
    At these words, the walls slid up, revealing hundreds of cages holding a wide variety of animals with obvious modifications. In one, a raccoon sat, holding a taser. Next to it, there was a diamond viper. Above that, there was a golden eagle with a pack of grenades on its back. To the right of the eagle sat a Velociraptor with a laser beam attached to its head. It was eyeing a cage full of mice that, every so often, bit through a bar of a cage full of green onions. All of these and more glanced at Ice warily. He stared in disgust at some snails oozing poisonous mucus before turning to the leader.
    "Well, you know who we..."
    "No, I know only Icebreaker right now. Who are these others?"
    "Evilgrinch, Seth Rex and Vader."
    TyrannoRex112 stared and went a bit pale.
    "Vader? Oh, damn, uh..."
    He at once got a bit shaky. Vader looked at him.
    "I only killed the guy back then because he tried to burn my eyes out."
    Everyone looked at him.
    "What?"
    "I'll explain later. Anyway...who are you guys?"
    The man at the desk straightened up.
    "My name is Dino_Dude. As you can see, I have founded a small army with which I plan to stop the Marjinners. These are my most trusted men and bodyguards, TyrannoRex112 and Alangrant4. We use number or initial designation here, so I am DD, TyrannoRex112 is TR112 and Alangrant4 is AG4. I have a long list of men, to which I will add your names if you tell me what the hell you were doing in my warehouse."
    Grinch cleared his throat.
    "We are escapees of the DFD's forces. We escaped his men and planned to stop him, but realized we were too small a group. So we came to this site to ally with you, but you tried to kill us, and then ran off after Esplinter showed up."
    "Esplinter? What happened to him?"
    Vader looked worriedly at Ice.
    "I'll tell you later. Anyway, we had heard someone say something about the warehouse, so we came to check it out."
    Dino_Dude nodded.
    "So you want to get them too?"
    "Yeah!"
    Dino_Dude looked up. In his eyes they saw a fire similar to the one that had burned in Ice's eyes just before Esplinter's death.
    "OK, we'll join you."

    ***

    The panel glowed blood red as Sharkey punched in the code.
    "CODE ACCEPTED."
    The major and the captain walked in. A tall dark chair loomed in front of them. A cold, rasping voice rose from it.
    "Ah, captain, major, do come in, do come in. I was just wondering when you would come."
    Both men went pale.
    "Y-yes, my l-lord, th-thank you," they quavered.
    "Yes, I was wondering...you said earlier, Sharkey, that Esplinter met his demise at the hands of Torbie?"
    "Y-yes, that's right-t," stammered the major.
    "Well, can any sample of our good corporal be recovered?"
    "Meaning no d-disrespect, sir," spoke up Dac. "But we need a complete brain cell to make the zombie copy of Esplinter, and I think I heard him saying that he refused to become a zombie."
    "You mean to honor his wishes, Dac, though he is...was...a corporal, while you are a captain? How very interesting..."
    "My lord, I mean no dishonor to this rank you gave me! It just would not be...prudent...to not grant at least one of his wishes..."
    "Shut up, fool, and be glad I don't demote you!"
    Dac closed his mouth immediately.
    "However, you do make a good point...anyway...how was the raid on GeoCities?"
    Sharkey stepped forward.
    "It was not exactly as we expected, lord," he reported. "Mostly the operation went fine, but our good Sergeant Tapcar...Raptormark..."
    "Raptormark beat Tapcar?"
    "Yes, sir."
    "Be as that may, death happens...all right, we need more...information...interrogate that prisoner, Cyros. I'm sure he knows something."
    "Yes, sir."
    And both men left the room.

    Chapter 9

    Allied with the DD Gang, Icebreaker seems to have a chance to win the war against the Dark Force Destructor. Dino_Dude, though still in charge of the gang, has decided to let Icebreaker take charge. Now, Post Grant, the gang's physician and mechanical genius, has been given the order to transport them to Madblast, in order to stop the evil anarchist.
    Have you ever heard of a plan where so many things go wrong?

    21 November 2001
    Animorphs Page
    3.46.58 a.m.

    Post Grant was at the working controls. It had been five days since Icebreaker had enlisted in the gang, and it had taken that long for both Dino_Dude and Icebreaker to be satisfied with the weaponry setup. They were also taking some poisonous mucus snails with them. General Rancor, one of Dino_Dude's heads, had decided that they might be useful. He had taken ten, and stored them in jars. He had made a distribution list:
    1. Dino_Dude
    2. Icebreaker
    3. Vader
    4. Evilgrinch
    5. Seth Rex
    6. Myself
    7. TyrannoRex112
    8. Alangrant4
    9. Post Grant
    10. AlanGrant5
    Post Grant hammered the controls. The upcoming raid was intensifying everyone, Post Grant especially, so he was in a bit of a bad mood. After five minutes...
    "There! Done it!"
    Everyone walked over.
    "Open the slot."
    The huge disk-drive thing grew wide enough for 200 hands.
    "In there."
    Everyone placed their right hands into the slot.
    "Beam it."
    PG pressed the Enter button, and the familiar glow encased them. The went spinning, as if in a cyclone, felt incredibly sick, when suddenly...
    "YAAAAAH!"
    Most of the people had landed on stone slates, but TyrannoRex112 had dropped into a pool of lava.
    "OK, what the hell is this?" asked Alangrant4. Icebreaker looked around the whole setup of this place. It looked oddly familiar. The huge stone building, riddled with arches, over the Lava Sea...The green tent nearby, with a picture of a dragon on it...and a huge volcano crater at the highest point...
    "Damn you, PG, you idiot!" he snapped.
    "What?"
    "You didn't take us to Madblast, you took us to the Banjo-Tooie website! Now we're stuck in the game!"
    Seth looked up.
    "Of course! I knew this was familiar! This is the lava side of that level, Hailfire Peaks! Well, we've landed near the entrance, so..."
    His voice trailed off as he looked at what, in the game, had been the entrance to the world. It was sealed shut.
    "Looks like a virus. We're going to have to find that bear, and ask him to get us to the computer here."
    Icebreaker looked uneasy.
    "What if the bear hasn't beaten the bosses of this world yet? What if they're still here?"
    Seth's eyes widened.
    "You mean...the dragons and their bombardment..."
    At that moment, a rasping voice of a huge reptile boomed from the volcano crater.
    "HEY! YOU TRESPASSERS DIDN'T PAY FOR THE TOUR OF MY VOLCANO!! TIME TO BURN YOUR BUTTS!!!"
    And at that moment, the unseen dragon gave a loud hiss, and a huge fireball flew from the crater, right at the Gang.


    Chapter 10

    A very strange twist has tangled up the mission to destroy Madblast tower. Post Grant's stress set them into the Banjo-Tooie game instead of Madblast, and now they have landed in a world of the game, with fireballs being hurled at them by an unpleasant dragon...

    21 November 2001
    Banjo-Tooie page
    3.56.59 a.m.

    "DUCK!" yelled Icebreaker, and all the men dived to the ground. The fireball flew over their heads and collided with a small slate building. They climbed to their feet. Icebreaker looked at them.
    "You guys find cover," he ordered.
    "I'm going to get that dragon!"
    "Ice, no, you'll be killed!" yelled AG4.
    "That's a risk I'm willing to take."
    And with that, a glow of white encased Ice, and he flew up to a small cavern just below the crater, leaving the others behind.
    "OK, you played the game, you can beat this freak."
    And he walked into the cavern.
    He emerged, looking over the lava side of Hailfire Peaks.
    "Ah, just like the game."
    Then he climbed the ladder beside him, to the rim of the volcano. As he did, the archway through which he had come sealed: an iron-wrought gate slid up and blocked it. Only then did Ice realise he had no ice. The fire dragon was going to toast him without something horribly cold.
    "Oh, crap."
    Well, there was no way back now, so he was going to have to fight the dragon without the ice.
    As soon as his foot touched the rim of the volcano, a huge head on a long, thin, serpentine neck rose above the surface of the lava.
    "Hey," it said in the same raspy voice that had yelled at the Gang when they had arrived.
    "I thought I was supposed to fight a bear in this game. Why are you here?"
    "I'm a little busy, dragon, and you spat a fireball at us when we arrived. I don't want that to happen again."
    "You little smartass. Well, I'm out, so I may as well start dinner on you!"
    And the dragon rose it's red head, with orange spikes like a Metriacanthosaurus's bumps down it's back, and started spitting fireballs at Ice. Luckily, he had a trick the dragon hadn't counted on: Ice could fly!
    He sped around the volcano.
    "Aargh, stop it!"
    Then Ice revealed another handy trick.
    "Hyper Beam Bayonet!" he yelled, and shot his entire arm out flat in front of him, and a huge, glowing yellow spear shot from his fingertips. It stabbed the dragon's nose and vanished.
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!" yelled the dragon.
    "What's up, big guy?" he smirked. "Need a Band-Aid?"
    "You..."
    And instead of spitting more fireballs, or trying to wrap it's green tongue around Ice, the dragon did something it hadn't done in the game: it lunged, jaws open, fangs gleaming, at Ice, and snapped it's jaws shut over him. It felt like its mouth had been cracked. With a screech of pain, it opened its mouth, and suddenly streams of fire non-stop came pouring out of its mouth in rage. Ice, no fool, could tell that he had only one hope to beat this maniacal monster. He reached into his pocket, pulled out a small jar, containing a small purple snail, and threw it into the dragon's gaping mouth.
    The flames stopped pouring out, and suddenly an almighty explosion erupted in its mouth.
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!"
    The monster collapsed, wheezing, spitting out gobs of the snail's mucus. Ice landed beside it.
    "You lose."
    The dragon looked at him.
    "And... you...(a-hack!) win...(bleaugh!)"
    It seemed to be sick.
    "Wash your mouth out and wait for the bear. He won't be long."
    And Ice flew back to the Gang.

    Chapter 11

    Icebreaker has had another small battle against an enemy he left alive: the fire dragon of Banjo-Tooie, Chilli Billi. He has rejoined his friends and allies after throwing his poison mucus snail into the dragon's throat, and now the alliance is looking for a way out, and possibly some people from the Internet that may have landed there to escape the DFD. Little do they know that the moment to meet some old friends is fast approaching...

    21 November 2001
    Banjo-Tooie page
    7.00.00 a.m.

    Icebreaker landed swiftly and smoothly at the entrance to a small green tent at the foot of the volcano. The gang had somehow squeezed everyone in, but the tent was bulging.
    "Better get out, guys, or Sabreman won't give the bear the reward for helping him out."
    After half an hour, everyone was out, groaning at the stiffness of their bodies.
    "The fire dragon's gone. We can head round the volcano with no worries."
    “And the glacier?”
    “Let’s just hope the bear got to the ice dragon sooner than the fire one.”

    ***

    The large procession headed through a large archway, which seemed to glow with a cyan light. They walked into it, and came out on the other side, and a strange sight met their eyes.
    After leaving a boiling volcano via a three-meter tunnel, they had emerged on a freezing glacier. Yetis prowled around, and they could’ve sworn they saw an enormous oil drill near the top of the mountain. They decided to climb up towards it, but had barely taken a step when a familiar, rasping, reptilian voice yelled at the top of the mountain.
    “YOU TRESPASSERS ARE GONNA PAY FOR SNEAKING AROUND ON MY GLACIER! COP THIS, MAYBE YOU’LL GET FREEZERBURN!”
    Abruptly, the ice dragon (Chilly Willy) started bombarding the group with ice balls. His aim appeared better than the fire dragon’s. It hit a member of the gang.
    “Rancor!” yelled Dino_Dude, but Icebreaker grabbed him.
    “All of you grab Rancor, and take him to the oil drill! We’ll bust in and hide!”
    Everyone grabbed the huge ice cube containing the general, and Icebreaker blasted the door of the building behind the oil drill. Everyone dived inside, and looked at the forlorn ice block.
    “Start a fire. We’ll thaw him out.”
    Soon, the gang had a small but warming fire going in the fireplace. Then Seth gave a yell.
    “I’ve found the computer!”
    Everyone who was not frozen in an ice block followed him into the next room. Sure enough, there was a computer.
    “Well, there’s our way out.”
    “And we could get Rancor thawed out somewhere.”
    “Let’s go get him.”
    But as they entered, they saw three figures hunched over the ice block.
    “Hey! That’s my general you’re jabbing!” roared Dino_Dude, and ran over, picked one of the figures up by the collar and tossed him to the ground. As he did so, the hood fell off the man…and a familiar face was revealed.
    “Spinoboy11!” yelled Evilgrinch, and ran over to his friend. The other two lowered their own hoods, revealing Raptormark and RaptorHiss.
    “How did you three get here?”
    “That’s a long story,” grinned RaptorHiss, his tan skin illuminated by the light of the fire as the three dropped the pokers they had been prodding the ice block with.

    Chapter 12

    A high casualty rate has begotten the alliance to uprise against that damned Dark Force Destructor. General Rancor, one of Dino_Dude’s men, was frozen solid by a spiteful dragon on the Banjo-Tooie website, so now, the others have barricaded themselves inside the oil drill building, where they happened to encounter three old friends: Raptormark, RaptorHiss and Spinoboy11. While waiting for Rancor to thaw, the three newcomers have told their stories…

    21 November 2001
    Banjo-Tooie Page
    8.22.53 am

    Curious about their friends and new accomplices, Ice, Vader, Seth, Grinch and the DD Gang crowded around the fire, waiting for the General to thaw out, as the new three told their tales. Spinoboy11 started off.
    “So, basically, I spent several days hiding in the billboard Grinchy told me to hide out in until he got help. I lived off garbage, but luckily it was next to the Mc-Dan-alds, so I had a bit of food. After a week, it looked like he wasn’t coming back, so I climbed out and poked around and came out with all the cool gear and stuff,” he indicated a few daggers and a ray gun, which the others looked at disdainfully. “And I looked in at Madblast tower. Cyros, Jurassiclaw, Dan, Chaos Edge CZ, Raptor-Rex, jp3_girl, MegalodonLives, a lot of the guys are there. I got a quick conversation with Cyros and JClaw before I sneaked off, because they sent their corporal, Beno-yo, down after me. In my haste at an abandoned computer station, I screwed up the controls and landed next to an igloo not far from here. I needed shelter from that damned ice dragon, so I nicked off up here, found a hole in the wall, climbed in, boarded it up, and decided to wait for a while. A few days later, Raptormark got here, and RH an hour after that. Then you guys show up the next day.”
    “Learn anything from Cyros and JClaw?”
    “Not much, but I’ll tell you what I did learn later. The other two are itching to tell their stories.”
    Everyone turned to RaptorHiss.
    “Oh, mine isn’t much to tell. Major Sharkey caught me in the streets of Dan’s, but then a bullet nicked past my head, and I played dead. The major forgot me, and left me in the streets, and I backtracked, made it to a computer and ended up at some games site, Jippii, I think it was. Believe it or not, the banned flooders are still out there, and Post Hater caught me, and we fought. He rammed me into the computer at one point. I stole his gun and shot him in the face, but the bullet went through him into a generator, and it went all smoky. I put my hand in a slot somewhere and fell, and suddenly found myself here.”
    “You must’ve put your hand into the computer slot and hit the beam button. When he rammed you into the computer, you must’ve accidentally set the co-ordinates for here,” surmised Seth
    “That’s what I assumed.”
    Then everyone looked at Raptormark.
    “I had a rough time, too. I made it out of Dan’s OK and took refuge at GeoCities for a few days. But then that bastard of a murderer DFD sent his troops to raid GeoCities, and I was found. I was asleep in an abandoned café and a sergeant who had been sent to investigate dug me out. We had a rough fight. We socked each other a few times, and he tried to smash me into the wall, but he missed and we flew out the window, which was two stories up, and we had a brawl in the street, when a container of some sort of liquid rolled out of his pocket. I picked it up, crammed it into his mouth, and rolled away. It paralyzed him by cutting off his nerves senses in thirty-five seconds. He couldn’t move, couldn’t talk. Then his eyes dropped out and melted, and his skeleton dissolved. He started having back spasms and ripped his torso clean off, his skin burned up and vaporized and he vomited his guts out.”
    “Oh, charming,” muttered Dino_Dude dryly.
    “Yeah, no kidding. I left his body parts to rot in the street. The forces grabbed what they needed and found his body later. I went looking for other survivors all over the Internet until I ended up here.”
    “Well,” said Ice. “I guess we have new allies, and the computer is just over there, so once Rancor’s thawed out, we can move on. Though I’m starting to think we still need a lot more people.”
    “Oh, hell yeah. That dragon’s only gonna be the appetizer,” said a familiar voice. General Rancor stepped over the fire to the others. “I’m done now, so I guess we can go.”
    “Go where? Back to the Animorphs page for more equipment?”
    “Nah. Let’s try Yahoo.”

    7/7/2002 8:28:30 PM

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