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    At 1:21:21 AM on 8/18/2003, JPJunkee said:
    Thanks a lot for reading, Yvonne and PunkNerd!

    PunkNerd, you should really try to write some comedy -- it would be interesting to read, as your previous work has been so dark and, well, not funny! Writing comedy can be so easy it’s nearly accidental, while other times it’s even more difficult than writing normal dramatic fiction -- ups and downs. . . Unpredictable, it is! Anywho, thanks for reading and I’m really happy you’re enjoying the story.

    Yvonne, your comments are always so detailed (and long!), I really do look forward to them with great anticipation. Thanks so much for reading, and again, I’m happy you’ve enjoyed the story thus far. :)


    -- JPJunkee


    At 10:39:27 PM on 8/16/2003, yvonne said:
    "Woohoo! I'm a starfish!"

    That guy says so much with so little! hehe.

    I love reading this story. I've read it several times now, and it never grows tired.

    Some of my favorite moments from this part:

    -The author notes. LOL!

    -The carnivorous animals in Michigan. Woo! We do have such terrifying wolverines here!

    -AG5 and his personality disorders. You gotta love that guy!

    -The whole medicine man thing. I wasn't expecting that in the least. Very funny visual there! As well as the "savior" Guilty Spark ... poor guy.

    -Vader's joke-telling ability ... or lack thereof. :)

    -The George W. voice. Very funny!

    -This particular Host line: "Uhh, you see, the author doesn't have as many good ideas as last season, so he has to resort to upping the ante with more controversial stuff like the iffy language and crude sexual themes. The essence, of chaos." Well said! ;)



    And I'd like to add that Dino-Dude has serious problems and I'd like to request that he gets eaten by something with very sharp teeth. (Sorry bro!) hehe

    Great story. Keep it up! :)


    At 4:03:42 AM on 8/12/2003, PunkNerd said:
    One of the funniest fucking things i've read in a while. over easy women hahahaha and the rex/elephant fiasco... god thats fucking gold my boy (err man whatev) this is totally spurring me to write something funny but i'm a lazy bastard. anyways good work sir. damn fine work.


    At 3:03:47 PM on 8/10/2003, JPJunkee said:
    Well thank you again, Martin. :)

    And indeed, the third season will more than likely be the best of them all!. . . . But, we're not quite there yet! Still must finish this one first! And I thank you for sticking around with the story from the first season and even till now! Always good to have loyal readers like yourself! :)


    -- JPJunkee!


    At 5:16:10 PM on 8/8/2003, MartinRandle said:
    JP as I said I am totally flattered that you have borrowed from me - imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

    And I think you have done a wonderful job with this series - it is a hugely clever parody and so visual too - a rare feat!

    So there IS going to be a series 3 exelent - thsat sounds like a damn good plan!


    At 12:32:45 PM on 8/8/2003, JPJunkee said:
    Guilty Spark: Best story you’ve ever read? Well I thank you for enjoying it as much as you are, but that’s just a little insane to say it’s the best thing you’ve ever read! Hehe. . . . Thanks for reading man! :-D

    Martin: I. . . . Heh. . . . Remember in the first episode of this season, I put in a little author note to four people (you, Yvonne, Dark Hunter, and Drucifer)? Now, what I basically said was that, indeed, I was going to be using some of your ideas. I want to say that indeed, the pink dinosaurs humping things, and AG5 is very similar to Martin’s Alan Grantchester, both things in Martin‘s Triassic Zoo (if you haven‘t read it, do read it! It really is one of the funniest stories on the site). The kids and the standing on top of the triceratops however, I did not intend. I didn’t realize that the triceratops bit was in Triassic Zoo, and the kids. . . Well the kids aren’t funny, so I just have to make them try to kill each other all the time. But, yes, some ideas were taken from your story, and I do not wish to say that they were my own. I don’t want to copy Triassic Zoo, merely pay homage to it. . .in a sense. So, certainly do not be offended as I did not mean to, just be. . .flattered, like ya said! Oh, and I already have some plans for season 3. . . . It’s going to be better than this one. . . It’s gonna earn itself a place among the stars! ;-)

    Mr. Camel: You died because I wrote it that way! . . . . I wasn’t planning on your character being in it at all, so I just threw you in for a short scene. . . . And you died! . . . . Hmm. . . . Thanks for reading! :)



    -- JPJunkee


    At 12:05:38 PM on 8/8/2003, Mr.Camel said:
    The Camels of Jurassic Park! Why must I have died?!?!?!

    This story is awesome!


    At 11:03:43 AM on 8/8/2003, MartinRandle said:
    Think of the Lizards!

    Wahey! I love Fridays! (I am noticing resemblances to Triassic Zoo - pink dinosaurs trying to hump anything in sight, The irritating kids continually fighting, the Alan Grant character stupidity and someone standing on top of the Triceratops!

    I take any plagiarism intended or not, with the utmost of flattery.

    I utterly love this series!

    I wonder where on Earth you could even go with series 3?


    ;-)


    Martin - your number one fan - now get back to writing before I hobble you!


    At 3:02:19 AM on 8/8/2003, Guilty Spark said:
    Best...Story...I...Have EVER...Read!

    Its true...here in Michigan we do have some carnivorous animals...um...ok...maybe not.

    Keep them coming!


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