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    At 12:19:08 AM on 11/24/2003, JPJunkee said:
    Yes, a nice turnout, indeed! :-D

    Thanks for reading, General Rancor! It was my pleasure sharing your coolness with all those who read the story, hehe.

    And yet another unexpected comment! Thanks for checking out the story, JPfan4life! I hope if you read the rest that you'll like it! Thanks again! :)

    And thank you, Yvonne! I think you've always my favorite commenter, because of the long detailed comments that ya leave, hehe. Thanks for the kind words! I'm glad you liked the ending. It's been fun working with you on the third story, which you're a big part of behind the scenes and your character as well, and knowing you enjoyed the ending and the way the two stories tied together means a lot! Thanks once again, Yvonne. :)

    -- Kyle


    At 12:19:06 AM on 11/20/2003, yvonne said:
    Nice turnout of comments. Good for you, Kyle! :)

    I'll get right into my favorite parts:

    -- First of all, I'd like to say that I'm very pleased to see that Dr. Junkee has gone back to throwing people out the window and sticking them with needles. The Doctor is back! woo!

    -- Vader and his story about his great, great, great grandfather Sir Espelsio Violente. Funny stuff there! Also, anytime Tak Taki is used, I find it very awesome!

    -- Dark Hunter. I cannot stress enough how much this character cracks me up. I'm always finding myself anticipating what that freak will say next. RIP Tim. :)

    -- General Rancor!!! He is awesome! It's just so cool that you brought him back. Also, his take on aliens is hysterical.

    -- Dru... crazy Dru ... crazy invisible Dru. hehe

    -- Nice way to distract Seth there. I think that would work in real life too. hehe ;)

    -- The stuff that happened to AG5. He deserved far worse for leaving us there! Also the cameos by Ben and River were cool! :)

    -- And just when I thought it was over, you revisit SamNeillFan and Crow. It made for a terrific ending to series 2.


    I'd like to say thanks for the thanks and offer one of my own. Thank you for writing something that never let me down in the laugh department. I honestly don't remember a time when I didn't laugh while reading any part of series 2. You've done a great job here. I'm glad you stuck by it. You're naturally funny and I feel privileged to have read this thing. Great stuff!


    At 3:40:21 PM on 11/19/2003, JPfan4life said:
    Yay! I made a cameo!! :) - Very funny stuff! I've only read the last 2 chapters, so I'm gonna go back and read it all.


    At 1:03:54 PM on 11/17/2003, General Rancor said:
    Damn I'm cool. Props to the writer for sharing my coolness with the world...or at least Dan's site...

    PS: people with titles like Dr. or Gen. are better in every way, shape, size or form.


    At 2:54:17 AM on 11/16/2003, JPJunkee said:
    Wow! You're right Mark, I wasn't expecting to see a comment coming from you. But some unexpected treats can be the most delightful treats of them all! Or something like that, hmm. Anyway! Thank you so much, Mark. While ya didn't comment all the way through, that's fine, I'm just happy you enjoyed and that you took the time to let me know you did in fact read it! Thanks a lot! And I hope ya like the next one, as well. Your character (a pirate, I believe you already knew that though) is one of my favorites in the story, I hope you like it! :)

    And yet another very unexpected comment! Crow! Whoa! Thanks for the kind words. It's always cool to see someone new check out the story -- and like it! Thank you very much, Crow! :)

    And Dark Hunter. . . . Dark Hunter, Dark Hunter, Dark Hunter. Yes, the final chapter. . . . I'm not sniffing or crying, I'm actually quite relieved! hehe Thanks for reading, buddy, as always your readership is much appreciated. Yes, your other personality just had to go. Sorry! It was fun to write that dialogue. Usually I'd argue with myself, and that'd result in the dialogue I'd use, hehe. So, thanks for reading, DH, I'm very happy you liked it!


    -- Kyle


    At 12:10:42 AM on 11/16/2003, dark hunter said:
    The. Final. Chapter.

    *Sniff*

    Well then it's almost all over. And i lost my other split personality...Damn!

    Awesome chapter, great wrap up. Loved the whole B-grade movies and general Rancor thing. A fantasmic ending. A splendiforous ending. A fantasamistically awesomniphidivourously unpredictilomatombaly ending to this story (try saying that three times fast!).

    Rating: 100/10 (it's for the entire series)

    ~Dark Hunter


    At 11:22:26 PM on 11/15/2003, The Crow said:
    After reading this... It made me regret not reading the rest of this story and the first one. It is rare for a fan-fic to be this funny and intelligent at the exact same time. I applaud you, Junkee... I applaud you.


    ===(5/5)===


    At 11:00:18 PM on 11/15/2003, DarialLongsword said:
    Ahhhhhh, my dear Junkee. I bet you thought I wasn't reading your little... humerous "story"... well you were wrong! MWAHAHA! I just saved my review for.... the end.

    Indeed... I cried when I saw the "Final Chapter" title of your thread... I thought: "What of those Junkee antics... where will they come from now?" Anyway...

    I was much pleased with this work of interesting... humerous... mind boggling literary genius! I must say, through all the humer I've read on the internet (ranging from Adult Jokes to those lame-o Blonde Jokes) this was definately the only thing that actually made me laugh out loud. At times, I thought I was going to disturb my parents.
    The fact taht you were able to mimic and spoof movies ranging from Jurassic Park to The Matrix was a rather enjoyable feet to be seen done. It is rare that spoofs end up actually being funny (revert back to Scary Movie 2).
    I congratulate you, my dear Kyle, on the fact that you have written yourself an overly-side-splitting adventure. Now.. I sit and wait for DJ3.

    ~Mark Laurence~


    At 10:25:26 PM on 11/15/2003, JPJunkee said:
    Thanks Martin! The encouraging words mean a lot. I'm glad a funny guy such as yourself enjoys the story. . . which I try to make funny sometimes, hehe. In our work on the third Dr. Junkee season I've really began to think of you as a friend, but I've really started to respect you for not only your expertise in the sound field of course, but also your sense of humor. So, you liking what I write does mean a lot. Anyway. Thanks Martin. And it's been fun working on the third season, so far, and I hope the listener's reactions will share that fun with us! :)

    And thank you, Ben! Always nice when you drop into comment! Writing River (or any other character from Slayer) into the story was something I had wanted to do since the first episode. . . . Of course, he never showed up until the very last. Figures, eh? Still, I'm happy you liked your and River's scene! And I'm happy you liked the episode as a whole, too. I look forward to our paths finally crossing each other soon! Should be fun. Thanks again, Ben! :)


    -- Kyle


    At 9:44:24 PM on 11/15/2003, Ben said:
    Very clever. It's nice to see that I'm not the only one who's so ballsy on the sarcasm in telling tales. When we cross paths (which will happen soon folks, we promise!), it's gonna be great.

    Not to be conceeded, but I love the way Ben and River are in this - it's actually more comical than the seriousness that I have them in.

    All and all - excellent, and I loved the bit about the force - "Err, I mean. . . . You are the main character. Which means you can defy the laws of psychics and proper cinema by going into super slow-motion mode"

    Very funny.


    At 4:04:10 PM on 11/15/2003, MartinRandle said:
    Wow well done.. .great closure with some lovely comedy moments - plenty of mayhem which is what makes this series so funny.

    Brilliant job!

    Looking forward to the reactions to the 3rd series.

    Mart


    At 3:01:23 PM on 11/15/2003, Darth Chicken said:
    Nice my anticapation has just grown!


    At 2:00:27 PM on 11/15/2003, JPJunkee said:
    Thanks guys! Thanks a lot. I'm glad you enjoyed this last episode as well as the story as a whole. I hope you enjoy the third season just as much. Darth Chicken, you even have a fairly large role in the story -- though I won't go into detail what it is (I do your voice though! hehe). So, anyway, thanks Guilty Spark and Darth Chicken, your comments mean a lot! :)


    -- Kyle


    At 9:14:20 AM on 11/15/2003, Guilty Spark said:
    Amazing Kyle. This was just pure amazing. This entire story has been one hell of a thrill ride.

    Thank you for providing a story I always waited for in anticipation. The entire thing has been great, and I look forward to Dr.Junkee 3!


    At 11:40:19 PM on 11/14/2003, Darth Chicken said:
    The trailer at the end was by far the best part!

    I can't deny that this was yet again another fine comical piece of work!


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