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Well, since noone cares about the future, I guess I'll just predict JP4 scenes with my tarot cards for my own entertainment. Oh here's a sweet one: As the boat arrives at the island, Elie and Billy are doin it. Elie goes to take her shirt off and out of nowhere, a huge Deinosuchus eats her. (Remember, Billy only has one arm) "You son of a bitch!!!" Billy whips out his schlong and beats the Deinosuchus with it until the stupid thing dies. " Im a badass motherfu...
Out of nowhere a Pteranodon swoops down and eats his cock. Billy starts screaming, Not only have those bastard Pteranodons gotten the best of me twice, Now they have my manhood!! I was gonna name my son Billy JR. SSSHHHIIIIITT!!!!
At 10:33:44 PM on 8/30/2001, Stegasaurus said:
here comes some more lines: It appears that Nick Van Owen is back and running from the Gigantosaurus. "Oh god Oh god, I'm so screwed. The Gigantosaurus stops running and goes away. "Oh thank God, you know what, It wouldn't matter if I died because I'm really annoying anyway. Nick takes a knife, slits his wrist and his stomach with his intestines spilling and gushing out and blood and GUTS!!! YES!!! and then it looks as if a Baryonyx will come up eat the guts, puke them out, and then poop on the puke! Excellent!!!
At 9:19:02 PM on 8/24/2001, Stegasaurus said:
mr.elliesatler, I started 8th grade on Thursday and I have that teacher that says "Hamoad" is my P.E. teacher and my football coach. I'm screwed! By the way, besides sattler, I know that nobody knows what the hell I'm talking about so just nevermind.
At 10:45:17 PM on 8/23/2001, mr.elliesattler said:
Thats hilarious stegasaurus!!!!
At 9:31:31 PM on 8/22/2001, Stegasaurus said:
It's about time I got some appreceation. I know I spelled that wrong but I don't wanna hear any bitchi'n!
At 7:02:05 PM on 8/22/2001, AllenGrant said:
Love the "Kelly" line stegosaurus. ha ha
At 10:48:15 AM on 8/22/2001, Stegasaurus said:
Oh boy, here are some more lines, It appears that Billy Brennan will be beating the shit out of an Elasmosaurus.
"Die stupid bastard!" the Elasmosaurus bites his arm off, Holy shit dude! He then takes an ax and breaks its neck, rips out its eyes, and then Billy eats its head! Sweet!
At 6:27:25 AM on 8/22/2001, KillerRaptor said:
Hahaha.Eat it POTA apes.
At 11:57:42 PM on 8/21/2001, Stegasaurus said:
Oh man, I feel lines coming up from JP4, here we go,
"Kelly, I've had enough of your crap. You were an accident to begin with. I got drunk one night and found a horny Venus Williams on my bed. We did it but the fucki'n trojan broke and I had the biggest accident of my life. YOU YOu stupid bitch!! Now, you goi'n to hell!!" words from Ian Malcom.
At 11:53:19 PM on 8/21/2001, Stegasaurus said:
I'm a phsychic. I'm the real thing. No Ms. Cleo shit, I am actually the shit.
At 4:19:52 PM on 8/21/2001, Amblin Ent. said:
JP3 was budgeted at $93 million. A rule of thumb is 2.5 times your budget to make a profit. JP3 won't do that until after it's overseas run. And for a part 3 it's doing fantastic.
Saw PotA last night, what a waste of celluloid. Pity all the midless sheep that help this be the second highest opening weekend ever. Thank the maker it took a quick plummet soon thereafter!
At 4:00:08 PM on 8/21/2001, Juradan said:
Although,the Apes got 500 more screens than our beloved Dinos,muahahaha!!
At 3:56:48 PM on 8/21/2001, Juradan said:
And now look at this!!!
http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/dailybox.cfm
The Dinos let the Apes behind them,yesssssss!!!!!
At 3:19:24 PM on 8/21/2001, Juradan said:
Just check:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/daily/movies/100million/article.htm
1. Return of the Jedi $309,161,884
2.Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade $197,171,806
3.Batman Forever $183,997,904
At 3:14:02 PM on 8/21/2001, raptor13 said:
what are the oher 3 best install ments...where did you find this out
At 1:49:41 PM on 8/21/2001, Juradan said:
Anybody noticed,that JP3 is already the 4th best 3rd installment ever!!!
I hope it will brake the 200.000.000$ mark.
At 1:45:03 PM on 8/21/2001, Stegasaurus said:
Evilgrinch, that would be so friggi'n funny but Ray Arnold died.
At 1:34:12 PM on 8/21/2001, Billy Brennen said:
yes JP/// is doing excellent.
dont froget overseas!!!!
Adios,
Billy Brennen
At 9:35:08 AM on 8/21/2001, utero said:
for the third film in a series the JP3 gross is pretty good when you consider the film didn't have a lot of hype until the final few weeks before release.
At 7:44:46 AM on 8/21/2001, dinolvr79 said:
I think that jp3 was only at 160 million after four weeks, If pota does less than 8 mil. Then jp3 will do better.
At 5:23:43 AM on 8/21/2001, Evilgrinch said:
Quentin Tarrentino for Jp4.
Bring back Ray Arnold and give him a magnum.
SOUNDBITE FROM SCRIPT
A T-rex comes up to Arnold and roars.
Arnold: What the hell you doin mother fucker. You hold onto your mother fucking butt as I blow it away.
At 12:51:43 AM on 8/21/2001, ellersaur said:
Guy Ritchie for JP4. Or maybe M. Night Shamalyan (how AWESOME would that be?)
At 12:16:18 AM on 8/21/2001, Mighty T-rex said:
Whoa, I hope PotA doesn't catch up with JP3! At the rate it's going, it probably will, though. It's sad.
At 12:07:45 AM on 8/21/2001, sgd goin down said:
Y'all think it'll reach the $200 million mark?
At 11:57:11 PM on 8/20/2001, Jp3me said:
Does anyone know what the budget for JP3 was??
At 7:14:30 PM on 8/20/2001, Chapter_11 said:
cool, and im first
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