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    1993's Wayne's World 2 featured a JP spoof where a t-rex looks into Wayne and Garth's car. (From: 'Dryptosaur')
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    At 1:58:36 AM on 7/18/2001, SFNE GUY said:
    new reviews at www.imdb.com!


    At 1:42:21 AM on 7/18/2001, gfresh455 said:
    So hes really thinking about a mainland thing? sweet


    At 1:41:27 AM on 7/18/2001, gfresh455 said:
    Hey, what has been said about a JP4?


    At 1:40:08 AM on 7/18/2001, Utahraptor said:
    Happy Birhtday.
    Damn MPAA.
    Good Idea: Many dinos on the mainland. Bad Idea: JP///:Murder Mystery. Erego, Spielberg's JP4 idea: Mainland dinos done right. The world can now rejoice.


    At 1:28:11 AM on 7/18/2001, SFNE GUY said:
    me too. dammit!!!!


    At 1:19:27 AM on 7/18/2001, gfresh455 said:
    Looks like ill hafta wait another 12 hours for the noon showing. Damn, my insomnia.


    At 1:01:41 AM on 7/18/2001, SFNE GUY said:
    OMG!!! I CANT BELIEVE TODAY IS THE DAY!!! ive been waiting for this for 4 looong years. its here. JP is back!


    At 12:48:58 AM on 7/18/2001, Raptor Strike said:
    Happy B-Day!!


    At 12:23:51 AM on 7/18/2001, Jp3Fanatic said:
    TODAY IS THE BIG DAY BOYS, GET READY FOR JP3, IVE BEEN WAITING A YEAR FOR THIS, OH YA I TURN 16 TODAY!


    At 12:01:37 AM on 7/18/2001, Trillian said:
    FIRST COMMENT OF the 18th BABY


    At 11:33:20 PM on 7/17/2001, ack said:
    I think we just need to re-asure the MPAA that "it's not real" and "it's only a movie"


    At 11:03:02 PM on 7/17/2001, Raptor Strike said:
    I wonder if Jurassic Theory is now smugjp3.


    At 10:56:29 PM on 7/17/2001, pumpernickel said:
    my local paper jsonline.com gave the movie a lousy 2 stars. The reviever usually doesn't like that much but........

    I think the mainland original script could've worked. Not neccarily if it was totally mystery like But more suspenseful like. I would be very interested in having a look at it. Maybe it was pretty lame, but I think a costarican mainland theme could work.


    At 10:54:34 PM on 7/17/2001, jp3isgonnarule said:
    velocirapteryx just wanted to give u a hell yeah back cause im happy only one more day.
    dan just wanted to say yes your right fuck the mpaa
    and smugjp3 is there any way u could just stop talking for the rest of my life and everyone elses life for that matter life would probably be alot better if u just didnt talk......also something else am i the only one that noticed jurassic theory suddnely dissapeared


    At 10:44:12 PM on 7/17/2001, SFNE GUY said:
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT GENDER!!!!


    At 10:41:34 PM on 7/17/2001, Mattman said:
    You're right smugjp3, you have a voice. No brain, but definately a voice.


    At 10:39:42 PM on 7/17/2001, jurassicchic31 said:
    Well hell! What can me more graphic without gore than Eddie getting ripped in 1/2, mind you, by two Tyrannos?


    At 10:39:29 PM on 7/17/2001, SFNE GUY said:
    smug just what the hell are you??? trans. gay, or a horny nasty bastard?!?!?!!?


    At 10:36:17 PM on 7/17/2001, SFNE GUY said:
    smug you need to stop being gross!! that is why its being deleted.


    At 10:36:12 PM on 7/17/2001, Raptor Strike said:
    Even in TLW when that guy gets pulled out of the waterfall you hear bones crunching.


    At 10:25:16 PM on 7/17/2001, mxpx8690 said:
    MPAA IS GAY

    (ha ha. that rhymes)


    At 10:24:57 PM on 7/17/2001, jurassicchic31 said:
    Get to snapping!!!!


    At 10:18:16 PM on 7/17/2001, Raptor Strike said:
    Someone REPLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially smuggy boy or girl or whatever the hell it is.


    At 10:08:23 PM on 7/17/2001, Raptor Strike said:
    Don't worry finned dragon I was talking to smugjp3.


    At 10:02:51 PM on 7/17/2001, Finned Dragon said:
    uh huh....


    At 9:58:29 PM on 7/17/2001, Raptor Strike said:
    And I guess your also a hideous freak, because you seem to be a girl that has a dick. Of course this all according to you ya transexual.


    At 9:55:00 PM on 7/17/2001, Raptor Strike said:
    To smugjp3: Fuck you you son of a bitch. I know why they delete your comments, because your a fuckin regect. And by the way, for us grateful enough to live in Canada, Sleepy Hollow is rated 14A, ya got that bitch.


    At 9:47:35 PM on 7/17/2001, Finned Dragon said:
    errrrrrmmm....you just sed you were his girlfriend...


    At 9:32:21 PM on 7/17/2001, smugjp3 said:
    I SAW THE MOVIE AND MY FAVORITE SCENE WAS THE PART WHERE A RAPTOR STANDS ON ITS HINDLEGS AND RAPES TEA LEONI, ITS REALLY HOT, SO HOT THAT I ACTUALLY SAW THE MOVIE AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME I SAT IN THE CORNER AND I WAS READY TO MASTERBATE TO THAT SCENE, WOW ITS HOTTTTTTT


    At 9:29:50 PM on 7/17/2001, smugjp3 said:
    PEOPLE, I AM DAN FINKELSTEINS'S OLD GIRLFRIEND AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, HE IS A DYNAMO IN THE SACK, WOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEE


    At 9:29:26 PM on 7/17/2001, pterosaur00 said:
    HELL YEAH!


    At 9:27:59 PM on 7/17/2001, velocirapteryx said:
    One more day guys and girls *cheers* *roars*. People can i get a BIG HELL YEAH?


    At 9:27:56 PM on 7/17/2001, smugjp3 said:
    And another thing RAPTORSTRIKE your comment sucks, sleepy hollow is rated R, get that R, Jurassic Park 3 was going for PG-13 so the cut was necessary for a PG-13 rating, get that you idiot, next time think before you hit "submit query"


    At 9:25:45 PM on 7/17/2001, smugjp3 said:
    Why do these mother fuckers keep on deleting my fucking comments, god dammit i have a fucking voice and that fucking voice sayst that the movie i saw yesterday fucking sucked my dick, if i have ever seen i movie more fucking stupid then someone can fucking fuck me upside the fucking fuck head!!!


    At 9:22:16 PM on 7/17/2001, Raptor Strike said:
    That's so stupid!! OMG a neck snapped!! Who cares. I mean look at Sleepy Hollow. You see like 15 people get their heads chopped off, and one guy get his whole body chopped in half. A neck snapping, give me a break.


    At 9:15:27 PM on 7/17/2001, Oviraptor said:
    Well there's your idea for JP4.


    At 9:05:28 PM on 7/17/2001, Jurassic Fart said:
    why would they make the movie "R". THINK!!!They wouldn't get as many people to come! The whole plan is to make a blockbuster not a gory mess.


    At 8:24:08 PM on 7/17/2001, Overaptor said:
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    At 8:21:24 PM on 7/17/2001, SFNE GUY said:
    i mean R rating


    At 8:21:05 PM on 7/17/2001, SFNE GUY said:
    it would of go an r taing


    At 8:20:10 PM on 7/17/2001, Jp3Fanatic said:
    make the movie R, i dont get it!


    At 8:19:35 PM on 7/17/2001, SFNE GUY said:
    i dont know but IT DID terrify audiences.


    At 7:51:16 PM on 7/17/2001, Thorn said:
    I'm not upset about the short running time. Lots of good movies are only 1 hr. 1/2. Like Tomb Raider, and X-Men.


    At 7:39:08 PM on 7/17/2001, Cuckoo said:
    From the CNN review of JP3:

    Wisely held down to a breath-taking 92 minutes, "Jurassic Park III" is actually just what it's supposed to be -- a popcorn-chomping thrill ride that's perfect as a summertime distraction. And yes, the ending leaves things wide open for "Jurassic Park IV." Was there ever any doubt? Don't think so. "

    Hear that? "WISELY HELD DOWN TO A BREATH-TAKING 92 MINUTES."


    At 7:34:38 PM on 7/17/2001, Overaptor said:
    Yes Dan, F THE MP DOUBLE FRICKIN A! AND I AGREE MATTMAN, THEY ARE A JOKE! Joe said this movie was obviously not for little kids and was a lot darker. What PART of that don't some people seem to understand? THIS IS A DEMOCRACY! I VOTE THE SNAP STAYS IN!


    At 7:31:57 PM on 7/17/2001, Overaptor said:
    That is so stupid! The MPAA was whining, oooh, just because some guy got his neck snapped. boo hoo! who gives a damn? that is so dumb! I've seen much worse things in other movies!


    At 7:22:00 PM on 7/17/2001, Drakkenfyre said:
    gfresh455, I don't CARE about being first, but it is annoying as hell opening every story and someone has posted "FIRST!", and 99% of the time, nothing else, it is old, and I am tired of it, after about seven months of it, it really gets on your nerves,

    -Drakk )))


    At 7:20:30 PM on 7/17/2001, THE DUDE said:
    So does that mean there was no sound of Udeskys neck snapping cos that would suck. ALso what was the original ending to The HAunting


    At 7:16:00 PM on 7/17/2001, Drakkenfyre said:
    And one more post from me, what the hell is this?,

    "who hire Neill for big bucks to conduct an aerial tour of a new Island B that we've never seen before.",

    even up to the day before the release, there is still a slight ? about what island they are on, I wish they could just stick with one thing, and not say different things every time they do an interview,

    -Drakk )))


    At 7:13:59 PM on 7/17/2001, gfresh455 said:
    I guess you were mad, cause you werent first.


    At 7:12:51 PM on 7/17/2001, Drakkenfyre said:
    starred*, and this is funny as well, "And since this is 2001 and technology has reached such an apex, certainly there was a simple solution. ''The special effects people screamed, 'Oh, my God. Sam! Run for cover!' '' Neill says with a sigh. ''I was like, 'Hello. I don't need this much reality.'",

    -Drakk )))


    At 7:10:48 PM on 7/17/2001, Drakkenfyre said:
    Oh, and the "No Animals Were Harmed" disclaimer is amusing, Atari put one on Primal Rage, even tho the game atarred stop-motion animated dinosaurs, lol,

    -Drakk )))


    At 7:09:10 PM on 7/17/2001, Drakkenfyre said:
    I am so sick and tired of people that post "first" with nothing to add, or comment on the story, just to be first,

    -Drakk )))


    At 6:58:57 PM on 7/17/2001, SFNE GUY said:
    I HATE THE MPAA SO BAD!!! THEY MADE JAN DE BONT CHANGE THE ENDING OF THE HAUNTING!! NOW ITS STUPID AND WUSSY!!!!!!


    At 6:20:43 PM on 7/17/2001, Stegasaurus said:
    Blow me SmugJp3!!


    At 6:20:01 PM on 7/17/2001, Monte-Cristo said:
    "It's the biggest <i>man eating</i> dinosaur that ever lived"

    Oopsie, Mr. Winston.


    At 6:06:04 PM on 7/17/2001, radarmusk221 said:
    new review posted on CNN.com(positive)


    At 5:45:32 PM on 7/17/2001, Dr. Ian Malcolm said:
    AHHHHHH FUCK YOU SO MUCH MPAA OR MPPA WHAT EVER!!!!!!!!!!


    At 5:43:46 PM on 7/17/2001, Darth Rancor said:
    Neck snap?!? <i>COME ON!!!</i> I've seen movies with neck snaps and worse. Sissies.



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    At 5:39:40 PM on 7/17/2001, Dr. Ian Malcolm said:
    noooooooooooooooooo i dont want jp3 to be cut! omg dont look a raptor just snapped some guys head off!!

    -Dr. Ian Malcolm


    At 5:38:19 PM on 7/17/2001, IngenRaptor said:
    Directors sreaming: Watch out the MPAA is going to turn our movies in to Happy and sweet little disney movies


    At 5:30:22 PM on 7/17/2001, spino2000 said:
    Dan

    message received ? :-)
    can you do something, especially after that article on the dvd I sent you (thanks for reporting it btw )

    dave


    At 5:28:04 PM on 7/17/2001, procompsognathus 2.0 said:
    And yet Lawyers get noshed on at will.....


    At 5:26:19 PM on 7/17/2001, IngenRaptor said:
    If the mpaa weren't such babys Jp3 might have been longer

    CRACK! Aaaaahhhhh My Neck


    At 5:24:40 PM on 7/17/2001, spino2000 said:
    Dan

    ask Joe please! the dvd should include those small cuts or Universal could do an uncut version. I trust Johnston has some influence on the dvd. thanks


    At 5:22:06 PM on 7/17/2001, Dan said:
    Ok, everyone together now... "F THE MPAA"
    -Dan


    At 5:17:38 PM on 7/17/2001, Mattman said:
    The MPAA is a joke.


    At 5:14:49 PM on 7/17/2001, procompsognathus 2.0 said:
    So various other bone crunching noises are still okay, right???


    At 5:14:31 PM on 7/17/2001, spino2000 said:
    well, does this mean we can still hope for the uncut version on dvd , even if it's a few seconds or minutes longer? the "gorrier" version ?
    Dan, can you ask Joe ?

    thanks


    At 5:13:40 PM on 7/17/2001, giganotospinotaurus said:
    That so much frickin sucks! Stupid dumb people are concerned about the dumb kids who want to see it, so they make it children friendly! I could so scream right now!


    At 5:05:21 PM on 7/17/2001, JP Animal Control said:
    2nd. Ah, they should have kept the snap in. :)


    At 5:02:17 PM on 7/17/2001, choad said:
    FIRST


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