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OK, that's it! I think Little Jack Horner should sit in his corner. And stay that way!!! The science buffs here at Dan's JP3 Page know more than Horner does. "T-Rex is a scavenger,""Velociraptors are the most intelligent Dinosaurs," and calling sauropods "Brontosaurs"? Welcome to Horner's Corner. Watch him stick his thumb in a pie and pull out a plum. I guess that plum is even more ferocious than the Spinosaurus now too, huh.
T-REX IS KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 4:00:01 AM on 7/14/2001, Utahraptor said:
Amazing how Horner fails to mention the over exaggerations done to Spiney.
At 11:28:02 PM on 7/13/2001, ack said:
I'm only 13 and I submited a name.
At 11:27:30 PM on 7/13/2001, ack said:
At 11:22:18 PM on 7/13/2001, ack said:
I submited Jigonatodon, but I guess it wont win, because it actualy SOUNDS like a Dinosuar name, unlike "bigassasaurus" or whatever.
At 11:21:15 PM on 7/13/2001, sgd goin down said:
Wait, Rn't they like, different subsPecies or something?
At 6:21:35 PM on 7/13/2001, Faulkner said:
stenonychosaurus is troodon, the name is invalid....sop your list is down to 2
At 5:30:02 PM on 7/13/2001, sgd goin down said:
Of the top of my head I can think of 3 dinos smarter than old velociraptor. Stenonychussaurus, deinonychus, and troodon. So shove that in your ass and smoke it, Horner!
At 5:04:38 PM on 7/13/2001, Dr. Ian Malcom said:
OMG someone hacked into dans site go to http://dansjp3page.com/board3 u can seee the board. Someone named Splat made a message called "suck it" dan fix this i will die with out the board!
Dr. Ian Malcom
At 4:43:02 PM on 7/13/2001, Dr. Ian Malcom said:
y caNT I GO TO THE MESSAGE BOARD
At 4:35:02 PM on 7/13/2001, Drakkenfyre said:
"Bigasssaurus", lol, j/k,
-Drakk )))
At 4:24:39 PM on 7/13/2001, Jurassosaurus said:
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Actually I think Horner was pretty tame this time around. He was a lot more generous about his "if's" and "reasonable's." The only points where he messed up was when he stated that <i>Velociraptor</i> was smarter than all the other dinosaurs. And when he called sauropods "brontosaurs."
Crimeny the bakkerisms are catching.
It also would have been nice if he said that <i>Velociraptor</i> is nowhere near to scale in the movies, but I guess that was asking for too much.
Hell, he didn't even call <i>T.rex</i> a scavenger this time.
Oh and for all those entering the contest without first reading the rules (or interview), this is a nickname only. So no "Gigantocephalus longus" or anything.
Call it George :)
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At 4:08:54 PM on 7/13/2001, Darth Rancor said:
Fan Fiction's screwed up too.
The Good. The Bad. The Rancor.
<a href= http://www.angelfire.com/art/gondolend/>Gondolend</a>
<a href= http://www.angelfire.com/art/fds/>Feathered Dinosaur Society</a>
At 3:50:58 PM on 7/13/2001, Darth Rancor said:
Yeah, the board's really screwed up.
What the <i>HELL</i> is Horner smoking?!?
The Good. The Bad. The Rancor.
<a href= http://www.angelfire.com/art/gondolend/>Gondolend</a>
<a href= http://www.angelfire.com/art/fds/>Feathered Dinosaur Society</a>
At 3:41:50 PM on 7/13/2001, eggy said:
Anybodye else having problems with the messageboard? I'm getting 404 errors...
At 3:33:17 PM on 7/13/2001, velocirapteryx said:
I named it Reelybigazdinosaurus.
At 3:02:24 PM on 7/13/2001, Mallon said:
The participants won't be assigning the scientific name, Dan. They'll likely just be giving it a nickname.
At 2:52:55 PM on 7/13/2001, Tyranoraptor said:
i remember drachenfire at busch gardens. I go there every year. It was a cool coaster but i always bumped my head cause i was too short, and then they closed it. I like Alpengeist that rules. Ill be there again the last week of July
At 2:48:35 PM on 7/13/2001, Paws said:
Big Roy
after Roy C. Andrews who discovered the 1st protoceratops eggs, velociraptor, etc
I kno wit sounds like Big Boy but it is kinda catchy.
"We know they communicated?!?!!?" he must have talked to one personally.
At 2:30:17 PM on 7/13/2001, Jurassic Fart said:
hi
At 2:30:07 PM on 7/13/2001, Drakkenfyre said:
What the hell is up with the message board?, I try to go to up and it prompts me to enter a pw, I try again, get on it, try to post about the wierd pw thing, and then "Error 404!" on the java window, damn, Dan really needs to get a non-java based message board, like UBB,
-Drakk )))
At 2:21:45 PM on 7/13/2001, 50Flare said:
I called it "Grand Lance"
Its big and its piercing (according to the latin name) so it kinda fits.
however I am only 15 so i wont win anyways :(
At 2:20:53 PM on 7/13/2001, Drakkenfyre said:
You mean Drachenfire, in Busch Garden's, it was closed about two years ago,
-Drakk )))
At 2:20:20 PM on 7/13/2001, Ultra Carnotaur said:
heheh thats me im Keaton..anyways i named it Gamerasaurus!!dont ask why i just did.HEHEHE : )
At 2:10:05 PM on 7/13/2001, Varan101 said:
Isnt Drakkenfyre a roller coaster? If so, I have been on that one :)
At 2:00:51 PM on 7/13/2001, Drakkenfyre said:
That "The HTTP request presented by your browser is invalid. Invalid HTTP request" is starting to wear on my fucking nerves,
-Drakk )))
At 1:56:06 PM on 7/13/2001, Drakkenfyre said:
Hell, I entered "Big Leafy", they want a pet name, and I could not think of anything else that would be "cute" and fit,
-Drakk )))
At 1:55:28 PM on 7/13/2001, Raptor Strike said:
Yeah that is pretty messed up. I'm only 14 but I still entered anyway.
At 1:53:35 PM on 7/13/2001, Drakkenfyre said:
The screwed up thing is, he talks about kids naming it, and how he is sure the kids will come up with a creative name, but the rules state you have to be 18 to enter, that, my friends, is what we call "fucked up", (I am 20 so I do not have to worry about it, but it is still messed up),
-Drakk )))
At 1:46:15 PM on 7/13/2001, Varan101 said:
Horner will say "This is the terror of the blah blah blah..it could grow up to 80 feet long..blah blah blha...it eats whales for breakfast...blah blah blah.."
But Mr. Horner, you just said its a herbivore.
"I changed my mind, they are using it for the next Jurassic movie."
But..thats a lie..and all the science know it alls at Dan's Page will know its wong
"Dan's who page?"
The one who reported about you illegally pirating copies of JP3 on the internet.
"Oh yeah now I remember. But they say if I run this contest I could evade going to prison."
So what do you think the dinosaur should be named?
"I dont know, why do you think I am running this contest? Isnt it obvious we've run out of names??!"
Dan thinks you should name it after him, what do you think?
"I think we should name it Jackhornersaurus so I can leave my legacy forever."
At 1:29:10 PM on 7/13/2001, Dan said:
Danosaur!
What happens if someone with a crappy name wins? Like shitosaurus, or something. :)
-Dan
At 1:27:47 PM on 7/13/2001, Raptor Strike said:
By the way I've already submitted mine, so I won't steal your idea or anything.
At 1:26:36 PM on 7/13/2001, Raptor Strike said:
What did you guys name the dino???
At 12:38:37 PM on 7/13/2001, Jurassic Fart said:
dansjp3pageasaurus!
At 12:34:22 PM on 7/13/2001, Faulkner said:
and fucspino...the spinosaurus probably was the meanest dino on sorna...however the t-rex has been called the model citizen of the park, quietly eating his kill in the recesses of the forests...you gotta knoew that behovior sin't always affected by physical means...and the spino did grow up alone on sorna so he'd most likley hafta to develop a real tempreamental ruthless attitude to keep preds at bay weither they'd be hunting him or stealing his prey...
At 12:34:22 PM on 7/13/2001, Mallon said:
I think I'll fire off an e-mail to Jack and ask him about the evidence he uses to support the whole "60 foot" _Spinosaurus_ thing.
At 12:31:44 PM on 7/13/2001, Rob_Redwing said:
Geologists make the bedrock.
Tee hee hee.
At 12:23:49 PM on 7/13/2001, Faulkner said:
my sediments exactly...uhhhh.....
At 12:11:58 PM on 7/13/2001, Varan101 said:
uh..
At 12:10:15 PM on 7/13/2001, fucspino said:
FUCK SPINOSAUR HE AINT SHIT DAMN
At 11:47:09 AM on 7/13/2001, Varan101 said:
"You must be 18 years of age or older to enter"
At 11:34:34 AM on 7/13/2001, Rob_Redwing said:
>Velociraptors were definitely smarter than the rest of the dinosaurs, so it's a good species choice to exaggerate. We know that they were certainly capable of communicating with one another. So it is certainly within reason that they did in fact hunt in communicative groups<
Gah!!! Nooooo! Once again, we prove that evidence has nothing to do with interpretation...
Peace,
Rob
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