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    At 11:13:20 AM on 6/22/2001, rrenna said:
    haha i remember this comedy show here in Canada i think it was called Talking to Americans, and his guy would go to people in US and say somthing like, DO U AGREE WITH TH LEGALIZATION OF TELEVISION IN CANADA? or he went up to BUSH when John Cretien was reelected and said DO U HAVE ANY WORDS FOR PRIME MINISTER JOE CRUBLE(OR SSOMTHING LIKE THAT) WHO WAS REALECTED TODAY? and he didnt realize that wasnt his name and started congratulating Mr. Crumble. haha it was funny


    At 2:53:00 AM on 6/22/2001, Faulkner said:
    Fist of all Darknodin, I clearly sed that only Americans have the right to make fun of Bush cuz he's our ad not yours...and he does know wherer Canada is, after all, thats wherer he "knows" the syrup for his saturday morning eggo mini-pancakes comes from. So therefore legally you are a dumbass, but since i really have nothing gainst you nice Canadians, I'll waive the ruling...he he he... and you see you can't really stereotype americans as a whole cuz we are so diverse...but you can stereotype the different minorities and majorities, or the regional groups like hicks and hillbillies or just by people lifesyles...like sday that all southeasterners are hillbillies and they all interbreed within thewir straight line family tree....or you could say people in idaho are hicks and farm-folk....or call people from pennsylvania amish or quakers...


    At 2:08:41 AM on 6/22/2001, eLeMeNt said:
    I'd like to make a comment on the dude who said something about Jim Carrey and dissed the Brits...
    I'm assuming here then that this person is an american because of the back and forth argument i've seen...
    Jim Carrey is CANADIAN! not american! dont even try to count him as one of your own...

    ok peace


    At 11:38:00 PM on 6/21/2001, Darknodin said:
    yeap... and everyone can make fun of Bush... well at least us (canadians) can because he officially didn't know where canada was... therefore we can make fun of him!


    At 11:02:32 PM on 6/21/2001, Joey_Joe_Joe_Jr said:
    I never said being amused by simple things was wrong, I myself am a big fan of toliet humour.

    But you have to understand us Americans are pretty a screwed up country i can see why we are so sterotyped and picked on by other countries...


    At 10:58:43 PM on 6/21/2001, Faulkner said:
    oooops typed too slow....welll if you ain't british joey then my bad....thern i guess this is directed at the other dude..."sadamn hussein" or whatnot


    At 10:56:59 PM on 6/21/2001, Faulkner said:
    You calling us simple minded ay? Well our minds must be sophisticated enough to know the value of good dentistry...


    At 10:50:48 PM on 6/21/2001, Joey_Joe_Joe_Jr said:
    I never said i was British or supported British comedy.

    An American jumping to a conclusion...Oh...Oh someone get a camera...this is a rare occassion..


    At 10:38:24 PM on 6/21/2001, JurassicRaptor said:
    Simple things huh? I was watching re-runs of Whose Line is it Anyway, who happens to need american comedians anyway, and the audience was chuckling because Tony Slattery spoke of a visectimey.

    Give one funny example of "intelligent, large minded" British comedy.


    At 10:26:27 PM on 6/21/2001, Joey_Joe_Joe_Jr said:
    What can be said about American Comedy...Hmmm

    Simple things amuse simple minds.....


    At 9:14:45 PM on 6/21/2001, Faulkner said:
    Yeah when we have such great institutions as Seinfield and the Simpsons, a well as the adorable kids on South Park(who by thee way sed shit 162 times on wednesdays show...go anti-censorship! had to set that one up). Or what about Marriec With Children or Saturday Night Live......and what did I tell you about making fun of our president...we are the only ones who can do it...period...if you aren't american, and make fun of George W, then I decree that from now on, you are legally a dumbass....i sed it here and now, just trying to defend OUR ol' punching bag, George W....remember, i sed it here and now and if you don't listen then you are legally a dumbass who brought upon yourself at no fault of my own...


    At 8:40:59 PM on 6/21/2001, JurassicRaptor said:
    British comedy, is there such a thing? I mean, Mr. Bean, that isn't intelligent, that's Rowan Atkinson running around making an ass of himself. I just always remember turning on PBS at 10 o'clock to find British comedies about old ladies falling down, and the audience guffawing. And all I can say is WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?


    At 8:10:28 PM on 6/21/2001, NoOnesWorthIt said:
    What's next? You Brits whose ass we saved
    in WWII don't even find Jim Carrey..or Dumb And Dumber Funny?


    At 7:51:11 PM on 6/21/2001, Sadam_Hussein said:
    but its true, american comedy does suck. Im british, but live in the usa, and I find thatr almost no american comedy is funny, and the president is a moron.


    At 6:07:51 PM on 6/21/2001, Faulkner said:
    what you getting at ru? you saying we not funny because of one small gag that took a minute to make and less than a minuete to show? wherer you from? i don't wanna start a big fight or nothing but when you insult our comedians, you cross the line buddy...and are you in some way insulting the president? i know he's not the brightest brick in the crayon box but it's still not right for people from other countries to make fun of him. thats our job and our job alone...


    At 4:28:59 PM on 6/21/2001, pachysaur said:
    Oh, believe me, G. W has a VERY stupid look on his face :-)


    At 3:53:59 PM on 6/21/2001, no1important said:
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    At 3:10:12 PM on 6/21/2001, Ru said:
    Wow. American comedy REALLY intelligent. So complex, so funny. You lot deserve a medal. Each. No, really I mean it. Really.


    At 1:37:03 PM on 6/21/2001, Mighty T-rex said:
    Hey, George W. doesn't have a stupid look on his face! Anyway, it's less than 30 days.


    At 1:28:54 PM on 6/21/2001, Anthony said:
    Yah, it was George W., I watch that show almost every night.


    At 1:09:07 PM on 6/21/2001, Evilgrinch said:
    Heh, heh, heh.


    At 1:03:20 PM on 6/21/2001, Mattman said:
    Told ya.
    I think him and Richard Dean Anderson are related somehow.


    At 12:19:41 PM on 6/21/2001, Faulkner said:
    Vader, that was a picture of George W. Bush's head on the body of TLW Stego...you get it? George W is dumb so you could call him a retard and if you put his head on a STEGOsaurus body, you get Stegotardus...I don't think it was Johnstons at all cuz Johnston looks like McGuyver and that head was too round for McGuyver and George W has a round head and he has that dumb expression...


    At 10:56:35 AM on 6/21/2001, RoadDoggG2 said:
    That was so funny!!


    At 10:07:42 AM on 6/21/2001, Vader said:
    YA I SAW THAT!!!

    Haaaa!

    They also showed Johnston with a candy in is mouth and Jon called him a bumbling Stegatrtus! HAHAH!


    At 1:38:11 AM on 6/21/2001, skittle brow said:
    Damn! i wish i lived in the US! in an aussie and i hear all the stuff last


    At 12:46:40 AM on 6/21/2001, XxMojo JoJonxX said:
    i was gonna tell dan bout it but i couldnt get online!! dang lol. and he said 30 days.


    At 12:26:48 AM on 6/21/2001, BigChimpin' said:
    Yeah, check out the thread I started on the subject for more info, I'll work on getting a full transcript too 'cause it's DEFINATELY worth repeating!


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