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At 7:18:24 PM on 5/23/2002, mega-rex said:
funny joke(sarcastic)i think NoOnesWorthIt AND Dark Element should not be fighting.im here to help.u first must find someone u both hate, say Jimmy 345,u should both start insulting him because he is a (let me imitate DE for a sec)flaming homosexual.soon u will stop fighting with eachother and may even grow to be friends.
At 8:40:46 AM on 5/22/2002, Jimmy 345 said:
I was just joking
At 6:20:01 PM on 5/20/2002, Big Dino said:
For all the assholes here....
If you don't like the movies then don't come here, and then don't watch the movies.
For the record they only have the rights to do up to 6 movies, not 50 or 51.
At 1:47:32 PM on 5/20/2002, Raptor Strike said:
I got news for you two. NOBODY CARES!!!
At 4:24:27 PM on 5/18/2002, Dark Element said:
Kubrik wrote the first draft of A.I., you complete and utter dumbass. Spielberg just re-wrote it to what could actually be made. Fucking faggot.
At 3:40:46 PM on 5/18/2002, NoOnesWorthIt said:
Turd Brown Element. I see you had to resort to curse me out because you're unable to match my wit. You realize that you were wrong and I was right all along. Kubrick did not write the screenplay as I have proved and anyone else with half a brain will tell you so. It just goes to show how sad and pathetic you are that you can not admit that you are wrong and I will always be right. You fucking faggot.
At 1:14:40 PM on 5/18/2002, mega-rex said:
Dark Element and Nonesworthit, u guys should not be fighting.u should focus on the one major problem.Jimmy 345!!u both hate him so why fight with eachother when u can blast Jimmy 345 and he's so stupid he wont even insult u back.if he does u can just laugh at his lame ass insult because it sucks so much!!so who's with me?!?!?!?!
At 11:47:40 AM on 5/18/2002, Dark Element said:
Fuck you bitch ass mother fucking whore bag piece of shit bastard. Nonesworthit, we all know that you love gay anal, and that you obvoiusly have no friends at all. Your a piece of shit mother fucking shit packer. Take your gay penis (If you even have a penis) and go fuck your lesbian whore bag mother. You fucking flaming cock sucking son of a bitch mother fucker. Go watch the gay porn you love so much.
PS: Your a bastard son of a bitch mother fucker that has no idea what he's talking about.
At 9:23:42 PM on 5/17/2002, mega-rex said:
by the way, i used to be shaberlin
At 9:22:39 PM on 5/17/2002, mega-rex said:
the barbie doll is a naked ken doll with cum spraying action
At 3:11:05 PM on 5/17/2002, NoOnesWorthIt said:
And another thing Turd Element, my favorite movie of all time is Citizen Kane. Where's the action in that you Huckleberry Hound ass licking motherfucker? No where. Why? Because it's one of the best, most intense DRAMA's ever made. Go back to your movie collection and re-think your next purchase. We all know you own a gem like Chill Factor which you love. You dumb fuck.
You'd fuck Jimmy345 if he could get his dick outta his barbie doll.
At 1:09:49 PM on 5/17/2002, NoOnesWorthIt said:
You just can't except the fact that I am right and you're a stupid cocksucker who knows shit about movies. You love AI and you don't even know who wrote the screen play. You dumb fuck. You're the kinda person that thinks Tomb Raider is a good movie.
At 9:35:23 AM on 5/17/2002, Dark Element said:
The only reason that mother fucking, shit packers like you didn't enjoy A.I. is because your retarded faggot five yearold minds, can't enjoy a movie without action non-stop. Your a flaming homosexual-dog humping-son of a bitch, NoOnesWorthIt.
BTW: If you had seen the documentary on the DVD, shit eater, you would see that Kubrick had spent 30 years making a screenplay for it, bitch ass mother fucker.
At 11:23:46 PM on 5/16/2002, NoOnesWorthIt said:
DARK ELEMENT you dumb fucking bastard. Steven Spielberg did write AI you asshole. Which sucked. Look it up at www.IMDB.com you fucking ass. Or I'll help you out, here's a cut and paste you cocksmoker.
Full Cast and Crew for
Artificial Intelligence: AI (2001)
Directed by
Steven Spielberg
Writing credits (WGA) (in credits order)
Ian Watson (VII) (screen story) and
Brian Aldiss (short story Supertoys Last All Summer Long)
Steven Spielberg (screenplay)
OH SHIT! I fucked you up you mindless cocksucker! KUBRICK did not write the story nor the screen play. He merely had IDEAS to make this a movie. You dumb fuck. This will dis-credit anything you ever will say. Because I am the smartest motherfucker alive..
PS. Jurassic Park I is the best of them all. The Lost World was "ok" but drifted WAYYY to much from the Book because Spielnberg had creative control and he DROPPED THE BALL. JP3, on it's own stands as a decent DINO action spinoff of the Jurassic Park series. It's nothing amazing, but was entertaining. A JP4 should be penned by Crichton. He is the mother fucken man. And put the camera in either David Fincher or John McTiernans hand. Asses. Except Dan, he's the mother-fucken mack pimp daddy.
PPS. Jimmy 345 is a snowballing cocksucker who enjoys manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemination.
PPPS. AI SUCKED. Deal With It.
At 7:23:09 PM on 5/16/2002, mega-rex said:
i think all the jp movies rocked!!i think the first one was the best because of ........well, EVERYTHING
the rex robot was great and the raptors were cool.the brachiosaurus was fuckin wicked.in jp2 the dinos were great but the script sucked and in jp3 the dinos once again rocked butit was to short and i didnt like it when rex got his ass beat by spino.i hope they make several more jp movies and i hope in jp4 rex gets revenge
At 7:11:32 PM on 5/16/2002, Stegasaurus said:
Hey dark element, the day you stop pissing everyone off is the day you grow a dick, bastard. No I'm just playing bro!
At 6:56:58 PM on 5/16/2002, Raptor Strike said:
Um yah sure...that's it. Despite the fact that I was the one that pointed out that you didn't know how to quote properly.
At 4:14:35 PM on 5/16/2002, Dark Element said:
Too bad you can't. Considering that your ashamed of your disgusting body. And who wouldn't be!?
At 3:49:14 PM on 5/16/2002, Raptor Strike said:
Good job there Dark Element. You can finally walk proudly down the streets knowing that you can perform basic actions, such as quoting properly.
At 8:21:28 PM on 5/15/2002, Dark Element said:
"Oh and just for the record I fucked all of your moms last night!:o"
No you didn't. It's impossible, because my Mom only likes men.
At 8:07:03 PM on 5/15/2002, Stegasaurus said:
I think all of you are gay that keep arguing about this shit. I come to this site like every month and everyone who's been arguing have no lives. Dark Element you think of some pretty funny shit but the whole you're fat get a life thing is getting old. Oh and just for the record I fucked all of your moms last night!:o
At 7:23:46 PM on 5/15/2002, Oviraptor said:
I act more grown up than you do, how old are you anyway?
5?
At 6:34:09 PM on 5/15/2002, Dark Element said:
>Dark Element trying Shuting up and Growing up instead.<
LOL! You have a lot of room to talk, fat man.
At 5:42:04 PM on 5/15/2002, Oviraptor said:
trying = try.
At 5:41:17 PM on 5/15/2002, Oviraptor said:
Dark Element trying Shuting up and Growing up instead.
At 5:02:59 PM on 5/15/2002, Raptor Strike said:
That's it...I'm tired of this stupid arguement. I'm not going to argue anymore.
At 4:43:15 PM on 5/15/2002, Dark Element said:
The reason I throw those insults at you two, is because your both flaming homosexuals. And neither of you have any friends at all (because your both complete geeks). I hate you both and you die....soon.
At 4:42:52 PM on 5/15/2002, Jurassiclaw said:
What's the point of trying to prove him that? He's guessing it out your behaviour, and there's no way to prove it.
At 1:23:26 PM on 5/15/2002, Raptor Strike said:
How many times do I have to tell you this???? I have more friends then you'll ever have. I play hockey...I barely ever go on the computer. I only go on to see what retarded statement you've posted. The only insults you can throw at Oviraptor and myself are the same ones... over and over and over again. So just shut up and go away.
At 11:32:48 AM on 5/15/2002, Dark Element said:
LMAO, RaptorStrike. Look, your obviously a psychopath, and you need serious help. Heres what you AND Oviraptor need to do:
Step 1) Go out and get some friends. Neither of you have any, and you need some to bring up your social life.
Step 2) Find a hobby. You both are complete geeks, I can see that, but, you need to find a hobby outside your own shitty house.
Step 3) Seek professional help. Your both psycho, and they have medication for that.
Step 4) Get girlfriends. Yes, I know your both unbareably ugly, but, thats why they have prostitutes, for ugly people like yourselves :)
Last and Final step) Fuck yourselves :) Because everyone hates you
At 12:17:04 AM on 5/15/2002, Raptor Strike said:
YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID FUCKSTICK DARK ELEMENT. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO QUOTE PROPERLY. I SWEAR...IF YOU KEEP PISSING ME OFF, I'LL FIND YOUR HOUSE, JAB A KNIFE INTO YOUR THROAT AND WATCH UNTIL YOU BLEED TO DEATH, AND THEN I'LL START A FIRE IN YOUR FAT ASSED BITCH OF A MOM'S PANTIES.
and yes, i'm obviously not going to actually do that, but it gets my point across. I REALLY HATE YOU.
At 11:16:43 PM on 5/14/2002, Ludacris said:
hang on to 16 as long as you can, changes come around real soon make us women and men...
jackie says: "OH YEAH! LIFE GOES OOO-ON! LONG AFTER THE TRILL OF LIVING IS GONE"
LET US REMEMBER THE WORDS OF JOHN COUGAR MELLONCAMP. IN THIS TIME OF TRIAL.
THANK YOU
At 10:48:52 PM on 5/14/2002, Dark Element said:
>I'm 23? And what's age got to do with going to a JP site.
Dan is 21 or 22 and he made a JP site.
All ages like JP.<
At least Dan is making websites as a career (I think). And, by 23 you should have things better to do than go on SW and JP sites, fatass.
>Dark Element, if I ever see you in real life I will beat the fucking shit out of you. Go to hell<
Oh, whats that? You know its true, and you can't think up a comeback? Please, don't take out your weird, gay fantasies on me.
At 7:47:15 PM on 5/14/2002, Raptor Strike said:
Dark Element, if I ever see you in real life I will beat the fucking shit out of you. Go to hell.
At 4:30:11 PM on 5/14/2002, Oviraptor said:
? = .
At 4:29:37 PM on 5/14/2002, Oviraptor said:
I'm 23? And what's age got to do with going to a JP site.
Dan is 21 or 22 and he made a JP site.
All ages like JP.
At 10:29:08 AM on 5/14/2002, Mr Goodbytes said:
Okay, I'm gone for a little while and this happens.
DE, Ovi, shake hands and make up.
:P
At 9:45:35 AM on 5/14/2002, Dark Element said:
>I diss whoever the FUCK I want<
You shut the FUCK UP! Nobody fucking likes you, you fat ass bitch mother fucking whore, with no life and no friends. Look at the facts, your 24 or 25, and you still go to JP sites. Thats sad, your life is sad, I hate to break it to you like that.
>Well I'm back!!! That didn't take to long there DE, considering I already had all of the things you told me to get.<
Imaginary friends dont count. Sorry.
At 6:24:02 AM on 5/14/2002, SuperJonk said:
Err I mean use characters from past JP movies, in their own lives. Kind of like how they make movies with characters from other movies, with different titles?
It could be a story about Grant & Ellie's never ending relationship or something, or Billy and that one girl. Or even a movie with Lex and Tim.
I dunno, just some ideas.
At 6:21:07 AM on 5/14/2002, SuperJonk said:
Hey how's it shakin' everyone? It's been like umm 10 months since I really used to post here on the comments. I remember I did a few months ago, but yeah.
JP/// did kind of put some money-making shame into the JP series, but it was a fun ride, you know? I don't know. William H Macy and Tea Leoni's character's were pretty annoying, heh.
I think they shouldn't make anymore. If they made a prequel, like how we all wanted, that would be cool. Bring in Richard Attenborough and Ian Malcolm, and yeah, it'd be cool. What do you guys think? That's the only story that I could think of that could bring justice to another JP installment. Or if they made a movie using a couple of characters that didn't have anything to do at all with JP. What do you think? That would be cool, you know?
At 10:42:59 PM on 5/13/2002, Raptor Strike said:
Well I'm back!!! That didn't take to long there DE, considering I already had all of the things you told me to get.
At 10:15:13 PM on 5/13/2002, Oviraptor said:
As I was going to say,
I diss whoever the FUCK I want!
At 10:14:28 PM on 5/13/2002, Oviraptor said:
What the???
At 10:14:03 PM on 5/13/2002, Oviraptor said:
I'll diss whoever the FUCK
At 10:14:01 PM on 5/13/2002, Oviraptor said:
I'll diss whoever the FUCK
At 10:14:01 PM on 5/13/2002, Oviraptor said:
I'll diss whoever the FUCK
At 9:44:53 PM on 5/13/2002, Dark Element said:
BTW: RS, Nobody on this site cares what you have to say. Go get a life, get some friends, then come back.
At 9:27:19 PM on 5/13/2002, Dark Element said:
HE WAS DISSING SPIELBERG!
At 7:19:30 PM on 5/13/2002, Raptor Strike said:
Man, shut the fuck up Dark Element. Nobody here likes you. Especially since all you do is make fun of people. Just go away, and never come back.
At 7:19:27 PM on 5/13/2002, Rexoraptor said:
(Some of you people are so f***ing childish) Well if it IS true, I think Spielberg should bring in Chrichton to help him right the screenplay are at least give him some storylines to work with. And I don't see what the fuck some of you are complaining about JP3 for, the only flaw they made was that it was too rushed, had they brought back Chricton and Koepp it would have been better than it was.
At 7:06:41 PM on 5/13/2002, Dark Element said:
Whats that, Oviraptor? You have nothing to say because you know, that your a fat hog, and you have no life whatsoever.
At 6:50:52 PM on 5/13/2002, conor said:
jimmy go suck your mom
At 5:28:15 PM on 5/13/2002, Jimmy 345 said:
I never said I hate Jurassic Park 3 I just said I want Jurassic Park 4. Stop puting words in my mouth. I just say what I think. I like the second to better for many good reasons that I have said several times. Vision based on movement, less effects, not as much action, and other reasons I like all of the Jurassic Park films and its ovious ethier you are tring to get on my nerves or you can't read.
At 5:11:24 PM on 5/13/2002, Oviraptor said:
LOL
At 4:43:14 PM on 5/13/2002, Dark Element said:
>LOL Dark Element, then I'll see you in Hell then<
Hey, fat-twenty yearold-that goes to JP3 and SW sites-with no friends-and no life, shut your face.
At 4:20:16 PM on 5/13/2002, Oviraptor said:
LOL Dark Element, then I'll see you in Hell then!
At 4:10:28 PM on 5/13/2002, raptor2000 said:
sorry bout posting same message twice
At 4:08:53 PM on 5/13/2002, raptor2000 said:
dudes dont you see what Jimmy is trying to do? hes trying to make you all mad by saying things that will make you mad, he probably doesnt actually think those things. Notice how whenever you say something like "i liked JP3" he always says exactly the opposite, like " i hated JP3". Its just his way of trying to get attention, and when you respond by calling him names and disagreeing with him, your giving him exactly what he wants, attention. Please, just ignore him until he says something intelligent (which will never happen :P)
At 4:08:42 PM on 5/13/2002, raptor2000 said:
dudes dont you see what Jimmy is trying to do? hes trying to make you all mad by saying things that will make you mad, he probably doesnt actually think those things. Notice how whenever you say something like "i liked JP3" he always says exactly the opposite, like " i hated JP3". Its just his way of trying to get attention, and when you respond by calling him names and disagreeing with him, your giving him exactly what he wants, attention. Please, just ignore him until he says something intelligent (which will never happen :P)
At 4:08:17 PM on 5/13/2002, Dark Element said:
>To you clowns that suggest Spielberg can write a script your a fuckin Moron. He wrote AI. And that blew ass<
Stanly Kubrik wrote that, you fuckwad. He spent 20 years on it. And, A.I. was fucking fantastic. But, because you enjoy pieces of shit homosexual-style movies like JP3, I can see why you didn't like it.
>The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3 were way better than the first<
Your fucking retarded. I hope you die.
At 3:17:48 PM on 5/13/2002, NoOnesWorthIt said:
To you clowns that suggest Spielberg can write a script your a fuckin Moron. He wrote AI. And that blew ass. Fuck the blue fairy, I hope it crawls up Jimmy345's ass and gives him Cancer
At 3:15:09 PM on 5/13/2002, Jimmy 345 said:
The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3 were way better than the first. This is probably a rumor. If we go through the summer with nothing offical then I will be worried.
At 2:09:01 AM on 5/13/2002, ellersaur said:
The Alien Series and the Superman Series also made four (and possibly a fifth Alien) despite the third being the least successful.
It looks good, my friends. Hopefully if it's made it won't be called Jurassic Park IV: A Quest For Peace.
At 1:58:37 AM on 5/13/2002, ellersaur said:
I did a little research to find out if JP4 might go down. I checked out how many movie series' have had the third film gross the least out of three, but a fourth one was made. I found one instance: The Lethal Weapon Series - three did the least business, but they still made a fourth. I just thought of a few more to check out....
Rrrright on, JurassicClaw!
At 9:41:27 PM on 5/12/2002, raptor2000 said:
ok it just depends IF they can keep up original ideas sure make as many JP movies as u want, but truthfully, how many diffrent ways can you get a group of people onto an island with dinos, have some get eaten, then get the main characters off, but just barely in time, without making it look like the same thing rehashed over again? ok so in 4 id like to see nublar again, iknow it was destroyed in the book, but lets face it, the movies are not the books. anyways (to the JP crew)go ahead and make as many JPs as you want guys, but seriously you have only got so many ways to get some ppl on an island they now KNOW has dinos on it, have some get eaten, then have some get off alive. they cant be invited, go to photo the dinos, or have a plane crash, so what are they gonna do now? just dont make it stupid, guys
At 9:39:06 PM on 5/12/2002, Driveshaft said:
I totally agree with you Jurassiclaw
At 8:04:19 PM on 5/12/2002, Jurassiclaw said:
Ovi, even if you liked JP3, TLW had more of a script than JP3, let alone a plot. Technically speaking, the amount of time spent on the developpement in TLW was far greater than in JP3, this is a fact. Wheater it was good or not is a mater of opinion, but if TLW's script sucks, JP3's is horrible beyond credibility.
As for Spielberg being a mediocre director; I'm going to have to roll myself across my living room if you go on stating that Joe Johntson is any better. Let alone equal. Good day.
At 7:38:46 PM on 5/12/2002, Dark Element said:
"Spielberg sucks, he couldn't write a script if his life depended on it, he ruined the JP series with TLW"
I hope you burn in hell for that remark...No, I hope you literally burn in hell for all eternity.
At 6:04:44 PM on 5/12/2002, Spino Will Die said:
Jimmy is a fucked up cock sucker.... Hey jimmy, go suck JP50's dick :)
At 5:46:33 PM on 5/12/2002, Red Spitter said:
Shut up Oviraptor! Steven Spielberg rules! (he made the first JP movie, I don't know if you remember that)
JP3 ruined the JP series, not TLW. I hope Spielberg directs JP4.
At 2:44:48 PM on 5/12/2002, Oviraptor said:
Spielberg sucks, he couldn't write a script if his life depended on it, he ruined the JP series with TLW.
At 6:46:10 PM on 5/11/2002, conor said:
jimmy go eat shit
At 2:29:27 PM on 5/11/2002, Evilgrinch said:
Half the fun of going to a fansite is to listen to the rumours.
They make up probably 50% of the news here, and are a constant source of amusement. Before Jp3, the rumours flying around were hilarious.
-Evilgrinch
At 2:26:24 PM on 5/11/2002, ellersaur said:
These rumors are starting to piss me off. Hey, bring me all the rumors you want once the film is announced to be in development, but until then, it's all stuuupid bullplop.
This wasn't meant as a shot at Dan, just the whole rumor cycle over all.
At 12:50:30 PM on 5/11/2002, Jimmy 345 said:
I do like Jurassic Park 3 alot. I don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
At 9:42:48 AM on 5/11/2002, Evilgrinch said:
I couldn't have said it better myself.
At 1:28:28 AM on 5/11/2002, Driveshaft said:
Well said, Jurassiclaw.
At 8:04:54 PM on 5/10/2002, NoOnesWorthIt said:
I think 51 would be better you fucking retard Jimmy
At 5:17:08 PM on 5/10/2002, Jimmy 345 said:
Jurrassic Park 6 is also needed. What the hell I wouldn't mind if they made fifty Jurassic Parks.
At 4:30:53 PM on 5/10/2002, Jurassiclaw said:
<font color=red>This is so fucking sickening "If you don't want the series to go on, get out of this site" "if you don't like JP3, get out of this site". Now I'm struggling to keep my fingers away from the all-caps, so for the last time, <i>shut up</i>.
At 2:51:00 PM on 5/10/2002, Jimmy 345 said:
I think that Jurassic Park 5 is a smart idea. If you don't want the Jurassic Park franchise to continue why are you on this site.
At 9:51:43 PM on 5/9/2002, Dark Element said:
Indeed.
At 9:40:15 PM on 5/9/2002, Jurassiclaw said:
Had JP3 not screwed up, a JP4 too, would not be needed.
At 9:32:43 PM on 5/9/2002, Dark Element said:
No. JP5 is not needed.
At 6:31:32 PM on 5/9/2002, Jimmy 345 said:
I hope there is a Jurassic Park 5. Jurassic Park 5 is needed.
At 4:40:53 PM on 5/9/2002, T-rex 23 said:
sounds good i hope they finialy end it all
At 3:04:43 PM on 5/9/2002, Jimmy 345 said:
Yeah hoo I hope it isn't a joke. Expect it in 2005 4 years between each movie.
At 3:00:03 PM on 5/9/2002, Dark Element said:
LMAO. Yea, it was original ::snicker::.
At 2:37:58 PM on 5/9/2002, _jurassiraptor_ said:
JP3 kicked ass. It was quite original.
At 11:35:51 AM on 5/9/2002, Dark Element said:
First!
I hope its true. I'm sick of non-original ideas. (COUGH JP3 COUGH)
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