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    In "The Naked Gun 33 1/3", the Academy awards sequence fetures a JP spoof called "Geriatric Park". A scene shows a Grant-type going up against a 3-story grandpa, only to be crushed by a giant walker. (From: 'Ianspino')
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    At 12:49:36 AM on 4/18/2002, Raptor Strike said:
    CANUCKS TAKE GAME 1!!!!!!!!!!! Take that Detroit.


    At 12:08:42 PM on 4/16/2002, jurassiraptor said:
    I agree. Baseball sucks.


    At 12:04:41 AM on 4/16/2002, Raptor Strike said:
    Baseball sucks. I played it for 8 years and by the end I was so tired of the shitty game I shuddered at the thought of playing it. Wasted years...... so boring to watch to.


    At 8:53:07 PM on 4/15/2002, conor said:
    nope, hocky's better.


    At 6:33:49 PM on 4/15/2002, Ludacris said:
    i must say hockeys pretty wack
    baseballs the way to go


    At 6:31:16 PM on 4/15/2002, Raptor Strike said:
    Does anybody watch hockey here? If you don't....you suck. The Playoffs are comin up baby. This is going to kick ass. Canucks all da way.


    At 3:45:31 PM on 4/15/2002, smug103 said:
    I got a story. I was peaking into DanDaMan's window and noticed that he was naked. Thats my story.


    At 10:50:55 PM on 4/14/2002, Vinsfeld said:
    I think Episode 3 should be called

    Star Wars Episode III: Jar Jar's Big Adventure


    At 10:20:44 PM on 4/14/2002, Ludacris said:
    so this one time i'm rollin along when out pops 96 clowns boppin up n' down wavin bull knives all around


    At 9:11:18 PM on 4/14/2002, Raptor Strike said:
    Ohhhhh...that's gotta suck. I hope that never happens to me.


    At 8:39:22 PM on 4/14/2002, DanDaManLyons said:
    ahhhh lol so since dan aint postin any news...wanna share our own stories of excitement? Well I'll start. Yesterday I went out to dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, and as i stood up to go to the bathroom i spilled wine on my girlfriends mom, causing her to freak!!!! So im pretty sure im screwed cuz that was the first time we met!!! AHH!


    At 8:08:53 PM on 4/14/2002, conor said:
    Hellooooooooooooooo?


    At 1:14:34 AM on 4/14/2002, jurassiraptor said:
    Haha. Cool post.


    At 12:47:59 AM on 4/14/2002, conor said:
    (psst, vinsfeld, you can't kiss online)


    At 8:32:53 PM on 4/13/2002, Vinsfeld said:
    hmm ill have to try out that kissing technique, so any girls here?


    At 5:08:26 PM on 4/13/2002, DanDaManLyons said:
    HA! BUST!


    At 5:08:25 PM on 4/13/2002, DanDaManLyons said:
    HA! BUST!


    At 5:08:08 PM on 4/13/2002, DanDaManLyons said:
    ok ill start a fight. Ur all prude losers so i thought u wuld enjoy this:

    Kissing 101
    By Patty Lamberti

    When was the last time you put serious thought into your kissing technique? High school? Instead of trying to master a new position from the Kama Sutra, remaster the step one of foreplay - the kiss. If you can't kiss well, why should your lover believe you can do anything else? Here are a few techniques:

    Begin with an Eskimo kiss: Make full body contact. Rub the side of your lover's nose against your nose using small circles. Sound childish? Not according to Judith Jackson, author of Scentual Touch. She says, "the nose is lined with tissue very similar to the erectile tissue in sexual organs."

    Touch your lover's face: Don't feel her face like you're blind. Rather gently place your fingertips on her chin or behind one ear. Don't pull her towards you. Lean towards her until your lips meet.

    Lock lips: Don't try to impress her with your cultural understanding of the French by sticking your tongue in her mouth. Part your lips, and press your lips against her lips.

    Get tongue-tied: Circle the tip of her tongue with yours. Kissing is a two way street. Let her tongue into your mouth as well.

    Don't swap too much spit: Consider the game over if she has to wipe her chin. Salivate over steak, not a woman.

    A kiss isn't just a kiss. Your kissing technique determines where else the night will lead.


    At 4:52:30 PM on 4/13/2002, conor said:
    someone start a fight, there aren't enough posts.


    At 3:20:13 PM on 4/13/2002, Raptor Strike said:
    The Canucks are in the playoffs!!! Whoever they play in the first round is gonna get their asses kicked:)


    At 11:48:35 AM on 4/12/2002, jurassiraptor said:
    I agree.


    At 4:15:11 PM on 4/11/2002, Ludacris said:
    i think its time for a new story


    At 2:15:42 AM on 4/11/2002, jurassiraptor said:
    Okay. Those phones would be cool.... if they were REAL!


    At 7:38:35 PM on 4/10/2002, Vinsfeld said:
    ok someone post something.


    At 1:40:29 AM on 4/10/2002, jurassiraptor said:
    bloody hell?


    At 8:14:47 PM on 4/9/2002, Ludacris said:
    willy wonkas got a lot on his mind


    At 9:02:56 PM on 4/8/2002, BioSyn CEO said:
    My very excellent friend from england has just arrived Downunder for a visit and he brought 2 copies of the JP3 limited edition box set only available in europe.. woohoo!!.. I had posted a couple of pics of it a while back... One of the boxes i have kept sealed still in the shrink wrap.. just not sure what to do with it... any ideas... i live in brisbane australia...


    At 11:12:50 AM on 4/6/2002, bigoledork said:
    http://clarkhoward.com/shownotes/2002/03/29.html


    At 11:06:34 AM on 4/6/2002, bigoledork said:
    Anusaurus, I can only assume what kind of person you are with "anus" in your name. Why don't you post a photo of yourself holding your jp3phone?


    At 10:33:17 PM on 4/5/2002, JurassicRaptor said:
    So is the Seńor in charge going to pull a Ken Laye?


    At 7:11:39 PM on 4/5/2002, jurassiraptor said:
    When they are in the car at the end of TLW.. . Sarah asks if there's a way to the harbor, Malcolm says "Oh God there could be" and crashes through the wall.


    At 3:28:17 PM on 4/5/2002, raptor0o7 said:
    in one of the jurassic parks, Ian Malcom says something like "oh god it could be"...what is he talking about? its driving me crazy!


    At 10:07:30 AM on 4/5/2002, KirbyPaint&Tile said:
    why doesnt this ever work???

    <a <p href="http://www.angelfire.com/film/mattsmoviepage" target="_blank" ><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/film/mattsmoviepage/MMPbanner.JPG" width="100" height="50" alt="Matt's Movie Page- movie reviews and more!" border="0"></a>


    At 10:06:46 AM on 4/5/2002, KirbyPaint&Tile said:
    hey, thats weird

    href="http://www.angelfire.com/film/mattsmoviepage" target="_blank" ><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/film/mattsmoviepage/MMPbanner.JPG" width="200" height="100" alt="Matt's Movie Page- movie reviews and more!" border="0"></a>


    At 8:18:51 AM on 4/5/2002, Dark Moonlight said:
    you work for universal Anusarus?


    At 4:14:23 AM on 4/5/2002, Anusaurus said:
    Ummm my JP3 cellphone works fine. I still actually have a little time left on it. I am really suprised that this illeged "scoop" has gone this far. Search the internet too; im sure you will find others like me who received one and wrote about it on their little, personal fan sites.


    At 1:50:16 AM on 4/5/2002, Vinsfeld said:
    i miss my NES, it broke like 4 times, then i lost the cords in the back, and i dont think i have any controllers anymore. I still have my games though.... Ninja Turtles RULE!!!


    At 11:17:16 PM on 4/4/2002, Dan said:
    My NES came with Robbie the Robot. :)
    -Dan


    At 10:37:09 PM on 4/4/2002, jurassiraptor said:
    I don't remember the exact details of it, but it was similar to this. There was some promotion when you purchased the original NES console back in the late 80's, but it turned out the consumers' were frauded, and everyone who purchased one during that time (which was indicated by the serial numbers on the machines) could write into Nintendo and received a $5 or $10 check.


    At 8:18:53 PM on 4/4/2002, KirbyPaint&Tile said:
    [img]http://images.countingdown.com/images/users/DarthFeces/DarthFeces_profile.jpg[/img]


    At 6:28:34 PM on 4/4/2002, Vinsfeld said:
    yeah i wonder what nintendo did?


    At 6:27:07 PM on 4/4/2002, pj said:
    no, i was just re emphasizing what you said, the nintendo thing interests me.


    At 6:19:11 PM on 4/4/2002, pj said:
    yes, nintendo, please tell?


    At 6:16:44 PM on 4/4/2002, Vinsfeld said:
    damn pj we posted at same time


    At 6:16:15 PM on 4/4/2002, pj said:
    lol..that's just funny....


    At 6:16:15 PM on 4/4/2002, Vinsfeld said:
    Geez, if you guys thought this was bad you should've heard what happened to the energizer bunny, hes in jail because he was charged with battery.

    P.s. what nintendo scam?


    At 4:34:03 PM on 4/4/2002, Dan said:
    Assuming the phones would be put in the cases before the cellophane goes on top, I'd guess Universal had the opportunity to remove the stickers when they knew there'd be no phones inside....
    -Dan


    At 2:24:11 PM on 4/4/2002, jurassiraptor said:
    Maybe a class-action lawsuit will result in everyone who purchased the DVD with the hopes of winning the phone, receiving a rebate of some type, like the Nintendo scam about 12 years ago.


    At 1:44:27 PM on 4/4/2002, Jp3me said:
    This is a bunch of crap. I am so pissed at Universal right now, how come they didnt mention this, and to top it off the Universal Website still says you can get a free Jurassic Park 3 cell phone. When I looked at the odds of winning the phone inside the dvd case when I got it, it said the odds were 1:10,000. That was enough to piss me off, but now the fact that they dont even have a product at all is bogous. Is there any way we can sue Universal for false advertising? If so let me know, I would be more than happy to help lead the charge.
    -Nate


    At 1:24:10 PM on 4/4/2002, Neelis said:
    First! What's it about?


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