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    Joe Mazello (Tim) now attends the pretigious USC film school, studying to be a filmmaker. Rumor has it Steven Spielberg himself wrote a letter of reccomendation to help him get in. (From: SeanArcher)
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    At 10:11:44 AM on 4/5/2002, KirbyPaint&Tile said:
    cool

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    At 8:22:05 PM on 4/2/2002, shaberlin3 said:
    i need some more insults so im coming back for a week or so.i need to get some insults from u people so im giving u permission to blast me!!


    At 9:03:26 PM on 3/31/2002, Vinsfeld said:
    oops, ti 83 is something else


    At 12:51:02 PM on 3/31/2002, Raptor Strike said:
    I thought that it was a T-16 Skyhopper.


    At 9:55:48 AM on 3/31/2002, Vinsfeld said:
    TI-83 skyhopper, its the shipt that luke has a model of in star wars. oh and jimmy, dandaman, and micselaneous others are GAY SO SHUT THE FUCK UP


    At 1:28:00 AM on 3/31/2002, Raptor Strike said:
    That's msn talk, not aol talk.


    At 11:34:59 PM on 3/30/2002, ellersaur said:
    What's a TI-83?


    At 11:33:10 PM on 3/30/2002, ellersaur said:
    You're wasting you're time, Dan. You're getting worked up for nothing.

    Go see a movie. "The Rookie" was pretty good (and it had a JP3 cast member in it. Ain't that somethin'?)


    At 11:25:41 PM on 3/30/2002, DanDaManLyons said:
    OMG IM SCARED! U KNOW Y U DONT USE "WATS" AND "ENUFF" JERM? CUZ THATS AOL TALK! U KNO THAT THING WERE TO TALK TO UR FRIENDS? OH MY BAD THOUGH MAN...I 4GOT...UR ONLY FRIEND IS UR PENIS, WHICH U JACK EVERY NITE TO PICTURES OF SAM NEIL! OH AND ELLERSAUR, U WANNA FIGHT? HOW BOUT U AND JERM TAKE OUT UR POCKET PROTECTORS AND TI-83's AND HIT ME WITH EM? OR WULD U NEED AN INHALER WITH U INCASE U FUCKFACE ZIT INFESTED NERDS COLLAPSE?


    At 10:41:35 PM on 3/30/2002, petervarrica said:
    Is this site going to update any day soon?


    At 4:22:03 PM on 3/30/2002, Jerm said:
    Crap. I screwed up my post. I meant "it's not like people come here every hour" and "something to do for a few minutes". Whoops.


    At 3:24:58 PM on 3/30/2002, Raptor Strike said:
    And hey. Don't yell at me. When I first saw the commercials for it I thought that it was going to be good. Some say that it was, but all it is is some guy going around killing vampires for the whole movie. Not very deep.


    At 3:20:14 PM on 3/30/2002, Raptor Strike said:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!OMG. DanDaManLyons...you're an idiot. Blade2 was the WORST movie that has come out in like 5 years. My local paper didn't even give half a star!! It's a pathetic attempt. No plot whatsoever. Truly... it's a piece of shit that was made into a movie.


    At 2:34:44 PM on 3/30/2002, Jerm said:
    Exactly right ellersaur. No matter why you come here Dan, or whatever the hell your name is, the fact is YOU STILL COME HERE! It's pretty loserly to just come here to make fun of people. Maybe if you had friends or something like that you wouldn't do it. Besides, it's not like people don't come here every hour. It's just something to for a few minutes, asshole.

    P.S. That was SO cool when you said "enuff" instead of "enough" and "wats" instead of what's". What an idiot! If anyone needs to get a life it's you!


    At 2:11:18 PM on 3/30/2002, ellersaur said:
    Visiting a site just to make fun of losers is as big of a waste of time, if not bigger, than coming to a site because of a particular interest. You're throwing away your time just as much as everyone else.

    Maybe you should take your own advice.


    At 12:58:41 PM on 3/30/2002, DanDaManLyons said:
    Yeah....Fuuuuuuckin A


    At 9:51:12 AM on 3/30/2002, Dark Element said:
    Fuckin A, dandaman. I'd be so gone from this site if the fan-fiction wasn't so damn good.


    At 8:42:30 AM on 3/30/2002, DanDaManLyons said:
    oh and ellersaur, obviously Dan doesn't care bout this site that much n e more. And neither shuld u guys


    At 8:40:33 AM on 3/30/2002, DanDaManLyons said:
    *episode 1


    At 8:40:11 AM on 3/30/2002, DanDaManLyons said:
    1. Im not excited about Star Wars. Considering even that episode blew extremely bad.
    2. I joined this site wen the movie came out, but now that its gone, the only reason im here is to make fun of u guys (cept for Dark Element, props) and Dans horrible stories he puts out. Jesus u guys r still on this site...unbelievable. Wats even more unbelievable is tha u think JP3 is actually a quality movie! Its enuff wit Jp3 guys its over;let go! Go see Blade II! That movie was awesome! Go see LOTR! AGAIN! That was awesome! Go seen something that'll get u losers off of a year old no award winning half assed film!


    At 11:58:31 PM on 3/29/2002, ellersaur said:
    Hey DDMLyons, WHY ARE YOU HERE? If JP3 is washed up and finish (I will not completely fight that arguement) why do you still come here? Maybe you should look in the mirror to see an example of the type of person you're complaining about.

    And Dan (JP3 Dan, the important one) if you are still paying attention to these discussions, please start banning these sick assholes.


    At 9:46:53 PM on 3/29/2002, Raptor Strike said:
    Fuck you smug. I would never look at that shit. Piss off.


    At 8:54:46 PM on 3/29/2002, Jerm said:
    DanDaManLyons, I didn't really have a problem with you untill you said that crap about JP3. Personally, I don't think you have the right to call JP fans losers, nerds, and trekkies (where the hell did that one come from?!) when your all excited about the STAR WARS movie. My God! I mean, come on! Star Wars is okay, but, again, I don't think YOU have the right to call JP fans trekkies. Just my opinion.


    At 8:44:33 PM on 3/29/2002, DanDaManLyons said:
    ur all friggin losers. period. the end. leave this site and get on with watever u have left of ur trekkie miserable lives.


    At 7:27:48 PM on 3/29/2002, conor said:
    nice attempt at an insult jimmy. But it was pathetic


    At 5:17:33 PM on 3/29/2002, Jimmy 345 said:
    smug shut up you are the biggest Jackass on this site. I bet you got transfered here from dudeswithbobs.com.


    At 4:59:00 PM on 3/29/2002, smug103 said:
    DINOEROTICA


    At 4:58:18 PM on 3/29/2002, smug103 said:
    I HACKED INTO RAPTOR STRIKES HISTORY ON HIS COMPUTER AND GUESS WHAT CAME UP.....KID PORN, YOU GROSS SICKO, GROSS.


    At 4:57:37 PM on 3/29/2002, smug103 said:
    JAY AND SILENT BOB RANKS AS THE WORST MOVIE OF THE LAST 10 YEARS. CONGRATS JAY AND BOB.


    At 4:56:59 PM on 3/29/2002, smug103 said:
    DARK ELEMENT, WHY DID WE BREAK UP??? WHY, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED IT UP THE ASS. CUM BACK TO ME...PLEASEEEEEEEE


    At 4:16:10 PM on 3/29/2002, smug103 said:
    WHO HERE JACKS OFF TO THE SCENE WHERE THE SPINO COMES OUT OF THE WATER.....NO ONE...HMM, GUESS ITS JUST ME.


    At 11:40:37 AM on 3/29/2002, Dark Element said:
    PSSST......Jimmy, its spelled damn.


    At 11:32:44 AM on 3/29/2002, Jimmy 345 said:
    Shut up you can't spell worth a damb. Jurassic Park 3 was great I am watching it right now on DVD. Jurassic Park 4ever. and I do mean 4 ever. Lets just stop arguing about how much we don't like each other and talk about Jurassic Park. I am also looking forward to Attack of the Clones but this is not a Star Wars discussion.


    At 9:45:26 AM on 3/29/2002, DanDaManLyons said:
    Oh, and JP3 was just a terrible movie. All u pussies shuld stop whining, get over it, and go ahead and wait 4 Episode 2 u lowlife nerds of the earth. Shit u and trekkies are battling for the biggest losers in the universe. Someone please shut down this site be4 this fucking shithead morons glue themselves 2 it n e more.Oh and Dark Element, ur the coolest person her for citing Jay and Silent Bob! C.L.I.T


    At 9:41:50 AM on 3/29/2002, DanDaManLyons said:
    Oviraptor, im a film student at Williams u fucking stupid piece of shit. i think i know the proper format of a screenplay. For example, in a screenplay (u stupid shit) all names are cited it capital letters, unlike the ones presented by jpdatabase.net. Also, when someone speaks, there is direction as to who he/she is speaking to, and how he/she is speaking. So with your permission, kneel down and lick my cock u worthless bag of trekkie nerd ass shit.


    At 1:42:45 AM on 3/29/2002, Raptor Strike said:
    Well you two can go to hell. I didn't make up shaberlin4. I honestly thought that it was just shaberlin being weird. And fuck you Jimmy. The only reason that I make fun of you is because you're so incredibly stupid. You know what would really be awesome? To not have dumbshit donkey fuckers like yourselves on this site. And yes I'm refering to Jimmy and shaberlin.


    At 1:38:15 AM on 3/29/2002, Dark Element said:
    Yo, Jimmy, this song goes out to you, bitch.

    Fuck fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich! One, two. One two three four, noich noich noich. Smokin weed, smokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beer, drinkin beer beer beer. Rollin phatty's smokin blunts, who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts. Rollin the blunts and smokin the blunts--

    Yo, let me get a nickel bag.

    Fifteen bucks, little man. Put that shit, in my hand! If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me oh!


    At 10:31:02 PM on 3/28/2002, Jimmy 345 said:
    Don't worry Shaberlin3 these jackasses. I think they all need to get a life. You damb fucking pieces of shit. List of Jackasses Raptor Strike, coner, Shaberlin4, Shaberlin sucks, smug, and many more. I miss that one imposter who made fun of Raptor Strike he was awsome.


    At 8:33:38 PM on 3/28/2002, shaberlin3 said:
    this is my last enry and as for that shaberlin4 guy/girl, i know u are ither conor or Raptor Strike.what kind of fucked up imigrant would try and pull such a gay ass joke except for me.good bie to everybody except everybody


    At 5:54:50 PM on 3/28/2002, smug103 said:
    Who here heard the rumor that Steven Spielberg was caught tossing Laura Dern's salad? Has anyone else also heard the rumor that William H Macy was caught sticking some private parts into the private parts of the raptors. I hope they are true, cause they sure are hot!!


    At 4:10:45 PM on 3/28/2002, smug103 said:
    I heard Spielberg has a dino fetish, but hey, so do i.


    At 10:41:51 PM on 3/27/2002, Raptor Strike said:
    For Gods sake, it's spelled Spielberg. There... happy??


    At 10:02:14 PM on 3/27/2002, Jimmy 345 said:
    Read the back of the Jurassic Park DVD. I before E exapt after C. Its not rocket science.


    At 6:58:01 PM on 3/27/2002, shaberlin4 said:
    Im off to drink a bucket of come! then Ill drink anal juice from jimmy!
    -Taa


    At 6:26:41 PM on 3/27/2002, conor said:
    sorry, continuing, kindergarten class hasn't gotten to that letter yet.


    At 6:25:59 PM on 3/27/2002, conor said:
    it's speilberg jimmy
    spelt with an 'E' maybe your kindergarte


    At 6:00:13 PM on 3/27/2002, Jimmy 345 said:
    I spelled Spielburg right. I read his name in a book to make sure it was spelling right. This time I get the last laugh! Ha Ha


    At 4:28:15 PM on 3/27/2002, RaptorVinny500 said:
    u r a retardosaurus hamburgler


    At 4:03:12 PM on 3/27/2002, smug103 said:
    HEY JP3FOREVER, you fool, eric isnt ten and yes, some kids have "ejaculatory functions" at ten. If your going to insult me you better check up on your physical devolpments next time.


    At 3:55:36 PM on 3/27/2002, smug103 said:
    oh yeah, and another great scene was when Dr. Grant accidentally passes out and the raptors do a train on him. We all know what a train is right, well if you dont its like this: all the raptors stood in line like a train and each took their own turn doing whatever they please with Grants body. I think that scene got me off without even touching myself.


    At 11:30:00 PM on 3/26/2002, Dino_Dude said:
    Dear dear, it seems this thread has turned into a worthless digusting piece of nothingness, how disappointing. :(

    Oh and this site's main page states that the JP3 dvd is released in Australia tomorrow on the 27th- when in fact it was released last week here in Aussie Country. I know cause i bought it last Friday along with the limited edition collector's box that stores all 3 JP dvds, and the special DVD offer that allows you to send away this form and recive a free dvd of your choice from the list!


    At 9:55:00 PM on 3/26/2002, Hamburglar said:
    Wait a minute! There's a Jurassic Park 3? When the hell did it come out??!!!


    At 7:34:12 PM on 3/26/2002, shaberlin sucks said:
    fine!!Spielberg!!whatever!!


    At 7:27:17 PM on 3/26/2002, RaptorVinny500 said:
    It's Steven Speilberg u dumbass freaks Jimmy345 and Dark Element


    At 7:25:39 PM on 3/26/2002, shaberlin3 said:
    i come to this site to talk about jp3 and argue with people and see what crazy(but good)insults they throw at me.i dont want to hear about jp3 characters jacking off!!


    At 6:42:59 PM on 3/26/2002, Oviraptor said:
    SHUT UP YOU SICK FREAK!


    At 6:41:45 PM on 3/26/2002, jp3FOREVER said:
    Yeah right, smug103, im SO sure eric would have ejaculatory function at 10 years old. Get real and grow up.


    At 6:33:29 PM on 3/26/2002, Oviraptor said:
    It's Spielberg.


    At 6:20:42 PM on 3/26/2002, Raptor Strike said:
    I thought that you said that you were going to leave this site Dark Element. Yet you're still here.


    At 6:16:00 PM on 3/26/2002, Dark Element said:
    ITS SPIELDBERG!!!!! STOP SAYING SPIELDBURG!!! ITS STEVEN SPIELDBERG!!!!!


    At 6:03:09 PM on 3/26/2002, Oviraptor said:
    Ewww to much info.


    At 5:47:14 PM on 3/26/2002, smug103 said:
    Jimmy 345, remember when me and you jacked each other off to the mating sounds of the raptor, lets do that again sometime.


    At 5:44:04 PM on 3/26/2002, Jimmy 345 said:
    No my favorite part was the battle. Steven Spielburg wants a Jurassic Park 4 is thats all you need to say it will be offical within the next 6 months. History tells us it will be out in 2005.


    At 5:40:37 PM on 3/26/2002, smug103 said:
    I also enjoyed the scene where Eric discovers the joy of masturbation while he is stuck on the island all that time. HOTTTTT!!!!!


    At 5:33:28 PM on 3/26/2002, smug103 said:
    WHO HERE AGREES WITH ME THAT THE BEST SCENE IN JP3 WAS WHEN ONE OF THE RAPTORS RAVAGED TEA LEONI'S DEAD BODY, THAT WAS HOTTTT!!!!


    At 4:54:05 PM on 3/26/2002, Oviraptor said:
    I love your site Jon.


    At 11:00:33 PM on 3/25/2002, Jon said:
    :) i like my site. nothing more to it.


    At 6:40:31 PM on 3/25/2002, Oviraptor said:
    Don't listen to DanDaManLyons, he doesn't know shit about it.


    At 6:11:31 PM on 3/25/2002, shaberlin3 said:
    at www.jpdatabase.net you can still see deleted scenes of spino coming out of the water


    At 5:57:31 PM on 3/25/2002, RedEyeRaptor said:
    Yes, very sweet indeed!


    At 2:49:50 PM on 3/25/2002, Vinsfeld said:
    really? my name is butch and i am your mom.


    At 1:28:59 PM on 3/25/2002, DanDaManLyons said:
    Do not visit JpDataBase.net to read the alternate and deleted scenes offered, and heres why: My name is Dan and i am a film student. ive studied screenplays for years and years and what i read there is part of no screenplay. Its lacks all direction and formats used in a screenplay. It was obviously written by some amateur loooking to make another story for his site. Guys, Jp3 had its run, its over, just go on with life.


    At 10:54:46 AM on 3/25/2002, Big Razzie said:
    JP4 is still a rumour (but a very strong one). I'm in the UK and I've already started hunting for that DVD!


    At 4:21:56 AM on 3/25/2002, ocram220483 said:
    THE DVD is so Great , but has anyone hear something about JP4 ???


    At 1:29:52 AM on 3/24/2002, Dino_Dude said:
    hey vjmajic, i am also in Australia and i bought the same thing u did, with the Collectoer Box and that stores JP and TLW dvds also once u buy them.


    At 11:23:19 PM on 3/23/2002, vjmajic2000 said:
    i got the Australian JP3 disc 2 days ago..its pretty much the same as the American Disc..in terms of features,only thing is U get a collectors Box which looks really cool!!u can store ur other 2 jp movies in there..ill post some screenshots later tonight..


    At 10:16:13 PM on 3/23/2002, JAW Rex said:
    Oops I ment get it here.


    At 10:15:23 PM on 3/23/2002, JAW Rex said:
    It stinks that we can't get in here in the states!


    At 5:44:57 PM on 3/23/2002, shaberlin2 said:
    check out www.jpdatabase.net, go to the site and go to deleted scenes.Go down and you will see the deleted spino scenes of sailed wonder coming out of the water and you can also read the alternate(and better) endings to jp3


    At 4:43:14 PM on 3/23/2002, shaberlin2 said:
    in that picture T-rex looks way cooler than Spino


    At 5:37:23 PM on 3/22/2002, Jerm said:
    Hmm... Looks cool. If they were sold in the US I'd get it, but I'm not gonna go out of my way to get one. I like the film cell and not that raptor. What the hell kind of raptor is that anyway?


    At 4:33:17 PM on 3/22/2002, Oviraptor said:
    SWEET!


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